Totenkopf Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 Totenkopf said: You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking. You didn't post a pic. I'm going to have to hurt you now... ==========================================
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 That could be interpreted a lot of different ways, not all of them frightening. You've just incurred GTA's wrath.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 No picture eh? Alkonium said: You've just incurred GTA's wrath. As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either. Please, people, please don't make me do that. ============================
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Author Posted January 4, 2011 That's just face paint. GTA:SWcity said: No picture eh? As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either. I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Someone overdid it in a bathroom dressed up weird and posing weirder for the camera. Alkonium said: I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary. I'm in the mood for pictures, dammit!
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Author Posted January 4, 2011 I was turned on ... until I saw the dead guy.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Not a big deal...just put a bag over her face, and put cuffs on her. It'll be fine.
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2011 Author Posted January 20, 2011 That's just Beavis and Butthead. Hardly scary. http://www.cracked.com/blog/secondhand-nightmares-10-horrifying-thrift-store-finds/
Darth Avlectus Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 Creepy but not terrifying. Having to fight a real llife version of Demon king Psaro reborn as Necrosaro: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2011 Author Posted January 27, 2011 16-bit in real life? That is scary. This happening to you. (NSFW Warning)
Darth Avlectus Posted February 20, 2011 Posted February 20, 2011 The phantom of the forum has deleted all posts made after this so I guess I have a second chance. Not terrifying. Just another gender bender thing I've come to expect from you. With a minor appeal to my favor in bestiality. Police pulling up while you're loaded on all sorts of booze and drugs.
RC-3556 Posted February 20, 2011 Posted February 20, 2011 Good, they can join in. Waking up to find Gary glitter standing over your bed
Darth Avlectus Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Not terrifying, I'd just kick him in the balls while he stood over me. Then beat the bejeepers out of him and perform a citizen's arrest on the damn pedophile. Several more convictions to add to that record. Your doc sending a "kinky nurse" who has a face like this:
Alkonium Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 This is what you do with a human/ape hybrid? (it's photoshopped, and the eyes and teeth aren't human) Being hunted by the BEEDEER!
Darth Avlectus Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Nah, I'll just have my team of a KingLeo, an Orligon, and a DracoLord take him down. Your next econo priced doctor:
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 I'm not exactly prone to medical emergencies. Being trapped in an ever-shrinking box.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Depends on what method of shrinking and what materials the box is made of. If it's strong enough to harm you, possibly kill you, then horrifying; if it's not strong enough to harm you, no big deal. being stuck under a house full of sewage leaks, fermenting trash, and heroin needles from junkies.
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2011 Author Posted March 11, 2011 Gross. This happening to you: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Darth Avlectus Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Not so much scary as...putting one off. Walking out your house to see that a snowblower is about to fall on you for whatever reason.
Alkonium Posted March 29, 2011 Author Posted March 29, 2011 I could survive that. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel
Totenkopf Posted March 29, 2011 Posted March 29, 2011 Bah...it's just the anti-Easter bunny. Spending oblivion with your most hated nemesis.....and he/she/it is in control.
Alkonium Posted March 31, 2011 Author Posted March 31, 2011 Depends which Realm of Oblivion you mean. If its the Shivering Isles, I'll have lost my mind anyway. Discovering you're a Time Lord the moment you're about to regenerate.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 Not so terrifying. I played Time Lord for the NES by milton bradley. And I played Duke Nukem time to kill. I think I know what's up. The trolls in Troll 2 having you trapped and about to eat you.
Isaac Clarke Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Pretty damn terrifying. I've never seen Troll 2, but I just looked it up. Unless I use my crazy-ass ninja skillz and pwn them all to the ground. Then, just... Mutilated.
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