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Hmm, that doesn't sound half bad...wwwwwait... Are you telling me to go F*** myself?! :swear:

 

It's been several days and I'd have swore Alk would have taken the liberty, y'know, to make me look like a douchebag. It is sort of funny.

 

 

Being audited and your superheroes Patric Cox and Hulkamania are dead.

(Wonder why nobody gets the joke of that thread?)

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That, or similar happens to me all the time in my brain only thousands of times more messed up.

 

Watching "little girl plays with dead squirrel" and "cake farts" videos simultaneously right after having eaten an entire package of primo taglio dry coppa and drank a whole bottle of sioux city sarsparella.

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Not so much scary as it would be agonizing and aggravating: one friend of mine who has two malfunctioning valves in his digestive tract could attest to that. One is always open and the other is always closed.

 

The possibility of someone you care about being taken away from you by a brutal dictator.

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Get mad.

 

(Imagine you're a woman for this one) Believing yourself to be pregnant, and looking it, only to find out it's actually a tumour. (and yes, I realize tumours do not usually get that big)

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Relief and yet worry. Since a female incarnation of me probably be a homely looking tomboy, I'd probably scare away all the guys. My first thought would probably be weight, and then any wondering about being knocked up would essentially be asking myself if some doctor used a test tube and turkey baster while I was asleep or some F***ed up crap like that (and probably scheming a Lorena Bobbit for the time being). After a test revealed false, I'd be relieved...then as it became apparent it was a tumor and not weight, I'd probably worry until things went whatever way they must. Then I'd be pissed because I'd be broke and using the rest of my life to pay for the operation.

 

Having to be infused with metroid DNA in order to save your own life from X-parasites, and yet the only place you could afford to live was fridgid cold.

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I'd be in too much pain to comprehend fear.

 

L.A. going with Darth Revan being reborn as Darth Malgus. (This has been bothering the $*** outta me and ANY constructive refutations to it when I write my blog on it will make me feel better!)

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That itself would be scary if only for the creep out factor. The spider itself is what to really worry about. If I had a lightsaber then it should be about as bad as traveling the planet Arzid with Chewie and Luke.

 

Being stuck in a city full of lepers, infectees of crabs, scabies, ticks, fleas, and some horrible plague with no realistic way of getting out without coming into contact with someone--and everyone is touchy feely.

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^^^Huh? :eyeraise:

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How would THAT work?

Not scary because I can't imagine what that would be like as it defies most logical explanation. So... I guess you can't always be afraid of what you don't know or understand? (Good one)

 

Discoverig that large thing in your back yard you thought was a boulder was actually a real life version of the ancient humongous demon emperor Estark who was in hibernation until you woke it up.

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Depends on how willing you were to just throw in the towel and die, I suppose.

 

Being the only straight guy on an island full of horny gay dudes wanting to make their personal slave.

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Well, I believe in God (though perhaps some would argue I don't really b/c I don't follow religion to the letter) but even I know when someone has any kind of complex, it's a nightmare. Well, annoying at least.

 

Being stuck on an island with me and all my loony antics.

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I'd shoot first and ask questions later....assuming you survived. :devsmoke:

 

Being impaled in the public square and set aflame...and taking an eternity to die, with no respite from the searing pains that wrack your flesh.

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