.:Lord Revan:. Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 ^I didn't see anything terrifying. Seeing GTA's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Boring, I see it in the mirror everyday. Seeing .:Lord Revan:.'s mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 No.....But I think I hear jealousy. Putting up with GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Not terrifying at all. Me having enjoyed somebody's mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Only terrifying for the mother. GTA threatening to "enjoy" you. Now what form might that actually take... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hmm, that doesn't sound half bad...wwwwwait... Are you telling me to go F*** myself?! It's been several days and I'd have swore Alk would have taken the liberty, y'know, to make me look like a douchebag. It is sort of funny. Being audited and your superheroes Patric Cox and Hulkamania are dead. (Wonder why nobody gets the joke of that thread?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 Those aren't superheroes. This happening the next time you put on 3D Glasses: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 That, or similar happens to me all the time in my brain only thousands of times more messed up. Watching "little girl plays with dead squirrel" and "cake farts" videos simultaneously right after having eaten an entire package of primo taglio dry coppa and drank a whole bottle of sioux city sarsparella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 That just sounds deadly. All your involuntary bodily functions are now voluntary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Not so much scary as it would be agonizing and aggravating: one friend of mine who has two malfunctioning valves in his digestive tract could attest to that. One is always open and the other is always closed. The possibility of someone you care about being taken away from you by a brutal dictator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Get mad. (Imagine you're a woman for this one) Believing yourself to be pregnant, and looking it, only to find out it's actually a tumour. (and yes, I realize tumours do not usually get that big) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Relief and yet worry. Since a female incarnation of me probably be a homely looking tomboy, I'd probably scare away all the guys. My first thought would probably be weight, and then any wondering about being knocked up would essentially be asking myself if some doctor used a test tube and turkey baster while I was asleep or some F***ed up crap like that (and probably scheming a Lorena Bobbit for the time being). After a test revealed false, I'd be relieved...then as it became apparent it was a tumor and not weight, I'd probably worry until things went whatever way they must. Then I'd be pissed because I'd be broke and using the rest of my life to pay for the operation. Having to be infused with metroid DNA in order to save your own life from X-parasites, and yet the only place you could afford to live was fridgid cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Worth it. Attempting to put out a fire, only to have the fire extinguisher somehow burst into flames when you try to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'd be in too much pain to comprehend fear. L.A. going with Darth Revan being reborn as Darth Malgus. (This has been bothering the $*** outta me and ANY constructive refutations to it when I write my blog on it will make me feel better!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 I'd be more confused than anything. (Should I just start a How would you react? game or something?) Being caught in the web of a giant spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 That itself would be scary if only for the creep out factor. The spider itself is what to really worry about. If I had a lightsaber then it should be about as bad as traveling the planet Arzid with Chewie and Luke. Being stuck in a city full of lepers, infectees of crabs, scabies, ticks, fleas, and some horrible plague with no realistic way of getting out without coming into contact with someone--and everyone is touchy feely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 Gross. Being paralysed from the waist up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 ^^^Huh? Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) How would THAT work? Not scary because I can't imagine what that would be like as it defies most logical explanation. So... I guess you can't always be afraid of what you don't know or understand? (Good one) Discoverig that large thing in your back yard you thought was a boulder was actually a real life version of the ancient humongous demon emperor Estark who was in hibernation until you woke it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Depends on how willing you were to just throw in the towel and die, I suppose. Being the only straight guy on an island full of horny gay dudes wanting to make their personal slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 Not an issue, they've got eachother. Being stuck in the plot of the Doctor Who episode "The God Complex". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Well, I believe in God (though perhaps some would argue I don't really b/c I don't follow religion to the letter) but even I know when someone has any kind of complex, it's a nightmare. Well, annoying at least. Being stuck on an island with me and all my loony antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'd shoot first and ask questions later....assuming you survived. Being impaled in the public square and set aflame...and taking an eternity to die, with no respite from the searing pains that wrack your flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 Too much pain to worry about fear. Waking up hung over in the Vatican, and the last thing you remember is walking into a bar in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I wouldn't know about that predicament tbh. I don't go to bars, neither do I go to nor have visited the Vatican. Waking up to finding bombs all over your house...about to blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'd panic, and then call the bomb squad. Finding a creeper from Minecraft right outside your house IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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