Artisa Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 Anyone found to have decorated their car in cheap tat like eyelashes, headlamp covers, additional badging, silly stickers, go faster stripes, painted wheels/trims/hubcaps, black bonnets, gawdy seat covers, fluffy steering wheel covers, stuffed toys on the parcel shelf, or any other tacky nonsense, deserves for their car to be instantly crushed and them to be dragged naked onto the street and publicly pilloried. Hope the lesson goes/has gone well. What if I wanted to put a MONKEY ISLAND PAINT JOB on it?! :emodanc: In other news, I've decided I don't like manual cars. And the damn signals!! Aargh! I'm used to them being where the windshield wipers are!!
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 What if I wanted to put a MONKEY ISLAND PAINT JOB on it?! :emodanc: Well that's different! BUT, airbrushing it would look rubbish. I think some sort of vinyl bodywork wrap in Monkey Island theme would look incredible (to me), just as long as you didn't dress it up with the tat discussed previously.
Artisa Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 Well that's different! BUT, airbrushing it would look rubbish. I think some sort of vinyl bodywork wrap in Monkey Island theme would look incredible (to me), just as long as you didn't dress it up with the tat discussed previously. I always dreamed that one day I'd have a car paint jobbed with all my favourite characters from every fandom I've ever had - like a neat car tattoo! Then I realize it'll probably cost a bundle.
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 Something like this, but without all the logos and numbers, and Monkey Island, not Mario/Sonic. Edit: Cost appears to be about £1000-£1500 of your Great British Pounds (for an average to large car), whereabouts are you Artisa?
Artisa Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 Something like this, but without all the logos and numbers, and Monkey Island, not Mario/Sonic. Neato! I agree the logos totally ruin it. Cost appears to be about £1000-£1500 of your Great British Pounds (for an average to large car), whereabouts are you Artisa? Hmm, well I don't have a car. Or a job. Or a house for that matter (unless you count freeloading on your brother's place which I don't) so... yeaaaah.
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 Anyone found to have decorated their car in cheap tat like eyelashes, headlamp covers, additional badging, silly stickers, go faster stripes, painted wheels/trims/hubcaps, black bonnets, gawdy seat covers, fluffy steering wheel covers, stuffed toys on the parcel shelf, or any other tacky nonsense, deserves for their car to be instantly crushed and them to be dragged naked onto the street and publicly pilloried. Hope the lesson goes/has gone well. Does this count? They are performance add-ons, since they make my truck go faster.
RoyTordesLegend Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 Nah not really, by stickers, I meant more like this:- or this or this or this you get the picture....
Artisa Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 Nah not really, by stickers, I meant more like this:- Wooooooowww. Overkill.
DrMcCoy Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 You'd totally go for that if it were smilies instead of flowers.
Artisa Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 You'd totally go for that if it were smilies instead of flowers. Pffffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA :rofl: You presume much! This is where I say you'd go for it if it were grumpy cats instead! :giggle1:
Artisa Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 So.... black instead? To match your void of a soul?
DrMcCoy Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 So.... black instead? To match your void of a soul? Yes! Or poisonous green. <3
Artisa Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 Or poisonous green. <3 Nice flirting again I see. Nope, that would be me going "I believe in miracles, Roy! Where you from, you sexy thing (you sexy thing you)" or something along a similar line. (You asked for it )
Artisa Posted May 2, 2014 Author Posted May 2, 2014 The thought of him cringing at that post satisfies me to no end
RoyTordesLegend Posted May 2, 2014 Posted May 2, 2014 I get people singing that to me a lot, mostly in the street if I'm honest
Artisa Posted May 3, 2014 Author Posted May 3, 2014 That's a weird kink. I get people singing that to me a lot, mostly in the street if I'm honest Sure they weren't singing it as they watched you leave?
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