Drunken Time Travelers of StarWarsKNights.com

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Hey guys. I went back and took over Lucasforums but something weird happened when i got back. There were Gizka everywhere. and they had missle launchers and blaster rifles.

 

So...any thoughts or suggestions on how to deal with this little problem.

*Grabs lightsaber and customized blaster rifle and hops in the time machine*

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Fifteen seconds later

Get back! get back! *throws a grenade through the time portal*

They have lightsabers!

*Grabs a Mandalorian heavy repeater and runs back into the portal*

Briiing It Onnn!!!!!!

*explosions are heard throught the portal*

 

 

 

*Jumps out of a time portal four minutes later*

The Gizkas managed to get the time machine! Don't ask me howthey did it but the gizkas have the time machine! I'm gonna need some more ammo.

*Grabs chaingun, Double-bladed lightsaber, a rocket launcher and jumps back into the time portal*

[CommanderQ]

You know what Chev, for letting Gizkas take our time machine...I have three words for you.

 

You're...an....idiot

 

GIZKAS! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GIZKAS!

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*Jumps out of the time portal*

I'm doing my best to fix it! and these Gizka are smarter then...uh me.

*Grabs a shotgun and jumps back into the portal*

I sayith Bringith It Onith!

[Alkonium]

Maybe we need to figure out a better method of time travel. And have someone more responsible in charge of the time machine. I say we get ourselves a TARDIS, and I have the only key!

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*jumps out of the time portal*

Hey I'm responisble! these Gizka are just a little smarter then me thats all. I'm trying to contain them before they contaminate the timeline. Who needs a TARDIS when we have me?

whoops hold on

*Throws a plasma grenade through the portal*

Take that ya wee beasties!

*Jumps back into the portal*

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*Jumps out of the portal smiling*

I got the Keys to the time machine!

*Holds up the keys. A gizka comes hopping out of the portal and holds up a picture of the Handmaiden*

*Stares and starts to drool*

*While drooling over the picture the gizka steals the keys and jumps back through the portal and takes the picture of the handmaiden with it*

*Narrows his eyes* Oh...Now its on!!!

*Jumps in after the gizka*

Give me back that Picture!!!! and the keys!

*the portal closes after Chev jumps in after the gizka*

[Alkonium]

Well, after hitting a police box I um, borrowed, with a wrench enough times, I seem to have somehow gotten a working TARDIS. Now, for reasons I don't quite understand, I'm off to save Chev from the mess he's gotten himself into!

 

*checks spatio-temporal coordinates on the portal, enters them into the TARDIS controls.*

 

*The TARDIS begins to dematerialise.*

[CommanderQ]

You know, Chevron should be supervised evertime he goes out on the time machine, to preserve the healthiness of the world, heh. Alkonium, that's your job, hee hee hee...

[Alkonium]

Couldn't I just take his keys to his time machine away?

[Alkonium]

Also, we should invite The Doctor to join us.

[CommanderQ]

True, true, the Doctor should definately be invited.

 

Yeah, the key banishment can work...

 

*takes away Chevron's keys*

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*The time machine appears*

Hey guys! I got the keys and the time machine back from the gizka!

*realizes that the gizka still have the Handmaiden poster*

Uh-uh...that picture's mine!

*Goes back and steals the poster then comes back*

Hehe I win!

[Alkonium]

*snatches Chevron's keys*

Do you have any idea how much damage you've done to the time line?

*goes into the TARDIS, throws Chev's keys into storage. Exits the TARDIS and locks it*

No more unsupervised time travelling for you.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Hey! I managed to get to take care of the gizka problem! and the only problem i can see is that dantooine is now a gizka stronghold. and I already have a plan to take care of that.

*Grabs a heavy blaster rifle and some plasma grenades*

[Alkonium]

Fine, come with me in the TARDIS, but don't touch anything.

*quickly unlocks the door*

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*grins and jumps in the TARDIS*

I'm gonna have me some Gizka steak tonight!

[Alkonium]

I'm probably going to make the problem even worse. CQ, maybe you should come too. You've got more patience than me.

*grudgingly sets the controls to Dantooine*

[CommanderQ]

Fine, fine...

 

*grabs large rifle and vibro-knife*

 

I can handle any problem with what I've got, I've plenty of patience, only for so long, though....

 

*CQ'S eye twitches and he begins to giggle as he looks at his weapons*

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Lets get going!

*While in the TARDIS, he steals his key and jumps into the time vortex*

I'm gonna make everything go "Boom!"

*Giggles as he falls through the time vortex*

I left a note by the way!

[CommanderQ]

Alkonium, can you believe this? This guy is an idiot, Gizka, Handmaiden, everything, next you know, he'll probably persuade me to have a mustache in the past.

 

*Suddenly, CQ grows a small mustache*

 

Oh no, Alkonium, everybody, I think we need to get Chevron...

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*messing around in the past*

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Hey guys! I'm back...what the hell?!

*A Dalek comes out of the bathroom* I say old chap. Exterminate!

Ahhhh!! British Daleks!

*Runs back into the time machine and takes off*

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*running from the Dalek*

I couldn't have caused this! I shouldn't even know what a Dalek is! Who else was mucking around in the past?!

*Shows CQ sitting in a time machine. Upon closer look, we see that it's a future version of CQ with evil eyes and an Evil Gizka perched upon his head.

*Hits the: Bring Daleks to our universe button.*

[CommanderQ]

NOT TRUE! I'M ALOT SMARTER THAN THAT!