Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Your future self isnt. probally because of the evil gizka perched upon his head
Alkonium Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 *hits future CQ with a crowbar, then hits the "Remove Daleks from our Universe button"* Now that that problem's over, time to deal with Chev! *materialises the TARDIS in front of Chevron* Get in.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 What are you gonna do to me...?
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 I already took care of the evil Gizka...i fixed all my mistakes and didn't get the girl...Dantooine is full of settlers once again and everything seems right with the world and the timeline... *Starts sneaking toward a time portal*
Alkonium Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 You caused massive gizka infestations in the past, various alterations to facial hair, and almost unleashed a Dalek invasion. How does a visit to Earth in the year Five Billion sound?
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 I didn't release the Daleks! Future CQ did! I was merley a near victim. And i didn't do squat to commanderQ in th past, i have no idea who pulled that one off. and the Gizka's were time travelers themselves. they got the technology from a future version of Redhawke who was angry at the world for being banned from Lucasforums! and a visit to that period doesnt sound that nice... *Runs into the Time portal and it closes behind him*
Alkonium Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Might as well go cause some paradoxes of my own. *Crashes into an earlier version of his TARDIS, and meets his past self. Cue Time Crash ripoff*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 *Comes back with a slurpy* Damn thats good! *Hides a plasma grenade under a table then walks away. Soon after, Future CommanderQ materilizes under the table where the plasma grenade is.* At last...I shall have my Reven-what is that infernal beeping!? *The plasma grenade takes out future CQ before he can have his revenge* *Chev looks the destruction and smiles* Thank you Future Chevron! *Waves at an older female version of Chevron who smiles and vanishes.*
CommanderQ Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Do not put such infernal words in my mouth, Chevron! I'm a CLONE TROOPER, not a STORMTROOPER! I'm smart! Â *goes back in time and prevents destruction by telling Chevron that Handmaiden is cheating on him*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 I Did not insult you! I insulter future you! Because he is trying to KILL me!
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 And besides. your future self is nothing compared to Yar-el's future self. Yar-el's future self came back and tried to waste me seven times today. i think some one is screwing with history again. it seems everyone's future self is turning evil.
CommanderQ Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 No, I think you're just looking in places you shouldn't...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Whats that supposed to mean? My future self said he was the last resistance fighter standing against a horde of evil gizka armed with every weapons known to the star wars galaxy who were under the command of a mysterious shadowy guy who wanted to destroy all resistance and take over the galaxy. *Looks pointedly at Redhawke then giggles madly* Time to kill some evil gizka! *Jumps in a time portal then jumsps back out* Forgot me boom boom stick! *Grabs his double barrel blaster cannon and jumps back into the portal*
Alkonium Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Maybe I should just go back to prevent the original Gizka infestation. *takes the TARDIS to when Chevron first found his time machine. Steps out of the TARDIS, bashes the time machine beyond use with a crowbar, gets back in, and leaves* problem solved. If we don't have an even bigger paradox on our hands.
CommanderQ Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Oh dearie, our situation in time has not improved.......
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 What is that?! *Looks at massive gizka armed with mouth laser.* Â Alright...that's not my fault! There is no way that is my fault.
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Man, times are growing weirder by the second...Yar-El, do you have any beer left?
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 This one is not my fault! I didn't break the bloody time machine before it was supposed to be broken! Time is a very delicate thing *Still firing into the mass of gizka and dancing* I'm a mando girl, in a mando world, shooting gizka, it's fantastic. Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh yeah! C'mon mandos lets go party! Ahh Ahh Ahh yeah! Â Â *Throws CQ a beer* I stole plenty of beer during my drunken stint into the past a few days ago.
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Um...are you really a mando girl? Oy curumba...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 Nope. The sheer amount of evil gizka are simply driving me crazy. So i keep myself sane by singing a ripoff version of barbie girl
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 You know, by trying to keep yourself sane with this music, you're probably going to make us insane.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 How else shall i keep myself amused?
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 *Sings to himself while trying to kill gizka who have the same abilities of Darth Sion* I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. watching as we all fly away, they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait! *One of the gizka gets on top of his head* Gizka: you cannot escape from the gizka of pain. Chev: Get it off! Get it off! It's devouring my soul!!!
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 *whacks the gizka with his crowbar, but it keeps going afterward and hits Chev.* Sorry about that.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 22, 2008 Author Posted November 22, 2008 *Gets up and stares at Alkonium* Sure...your sorry *Arms his blaster*
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