Alkonium Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Yay for alphabetical convenience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 *Chev plans to take control of the group from Alkonium.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 M: Ummmm...male Alkonium is right, it's near impossible to hit on the CQ's were like peas in a pod... F: Only closer.... M: *Chuckles* F: Maybe we could overthrow Alkonium and claim our rightful domain! M: YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 *Chev sits back and grabs some popcorn.* Lets see here...Alkonium has the smarts...But the two CQ's have the weaponry...this should be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 *splits into his Gunslinger persona, Alkonium of Gilead, his Ranger persona, Curudir, and his Costumed Hero persona, The Shadow* Curudir: Now the high ground is ours! Alkonium of Gilead: I don't think that'd stop them. Let's shoot them anyway. The Shadow: We'd be no better than them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 M: *Sitting in Nuclear Silo control room* All clear on missiles 5 and 7. F: *In Launch Control Room* Roger that CQ1. I am keying in the nuclear missiles. M: Copy. Launch in...5...4...3...2...1...and mark. F: *Presses red button* HURRAH! THE PROPER POWER WILL BE OURS! M: Yep. I agree. Alkonium, how will you stop the CQ's from Nuclear Domination? Hee hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 *Chev's face appears on the monitors in the control room.* You do realize all he has to do is point his sonic screwbar at the missles and he can send them directly back at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 M: *Smiles* No, you don't quite understand, do you? Good Chev...we've been around Alkonium long enough to know this... F: *Walks in control room* Indeed. That is why these...CQ missiles will not be harmed by Alkonium. They are specially built to deflect his little sonic stuff. He's practically unable to stop us at this time. M: *Chuckles and puts arm around other CQ* Indeed....hee hee hee, we'll conquer the world.....again:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 *Chev smiles and presses button on her wrist.* It would be hell on earth if you two took power. *Ancient drone weapons from stargate fly out from Chev's bunker and home in on the missles and the CQ's HQ." Buh Bye! *Chev dematerializes just as the missles are intercepted and the rest of drones home in on the HQ* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 M: Ummm...that wasn't expected....contact our friend....COLONEL O'NEIL. Perhaps he would like to help us... F: *Scowls angrily at Chev* I will. I'll also deactivate the missiles. We've only just begun, and we have two enemies already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 No...I don't consider myself your enemy! I just consider myself someone who wants to the keep the world safe from you! *Chev waves and dematerializes.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 M: Hmmm...I sense hostility...if he doesn't want us to rule the world...he must not be an ally... F: Indeed...oh..by the way.. Colonel O'neil: *Comes out of Stargate* I have the nuke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 *Back at Chev/Alkonium's HQ* Drat...they have a nuke...and they seemed to have discovered my spy cameras! *Samantha Carter comes through the Stargate.* I have the Mark Nine gate-Buster warhead. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 M:Well, they'd only know me to use the sonic crowbar, so if I switch personas, perhaps to Gunslinger, I might catch them off balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 *Teal'C and Vala walk through the gate.* Teal'C: I have the doughnuts. Vala: I have the Beer! Chev: And I have the launch controller! *Slams hand down on the big red button and watches as the missle flies toward the CQ's base of operations.* Take cover, there will be a blast wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 *shifts to Gunslinger persona* M: I say we barge in there, guns blazing, and shoot them *shifts to Doctor persona* M: Violence is not the solution here, or at least not direct violence. *shifts to Costumed Hero persona* M: I recommend stealth. *shifts to Jedi persona* M: There's more to this than simply stopping CQ. Something elsewhere, something elusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 *Chev suddenly wakes up.* Awwww...and it was such a nice dream, I was finally going to be rid of those blasted CQ's once and for all. *Vala Mal Doran pops up next to her* Yeah...Sorry but they're way to stubborn to die. I'm sorry, what are you doing in my bed? I got bored with Daniel, so your next on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 *both Alkoniums are also in the bed* F: Do you even have to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 *Chev slides out of the bed and slowly walks toward her room.* I don't even want to guess what happend. Shall we get back to stopping the twin CQs in their mad quest for powah...UNLIMITED POWAH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 M: *Watches Nuke fly towards them on monitor* Heh, they think they can stop us, my dear. With naught but a wittle nuke. F: *Smiles suggestively* Well, we'll handle that. *Presses button and counter-missiles destroy nuke* Colonel O'neil: Heh, you guys just totally own 'em.....*looks at other monitors* OH NO! NOT AGAIN! M: What? What is it? F: It looks like.... Colonel O'neil: It's RA. Not again...I thought we killed him when he teleported a nuke into his pyramind ship.... M: HEY! I watched that movie! I thought he was dead too!!! F: Hee hee, I haven't watched that movie... M: What? Oy...follow me, you HAVE to watch that movie... F: Hee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 *male Alkonium switches to his Doctor persona, female Alkonium switches to her mage persona* M: I could probably materialise my TARDIS directly in their base. F: And then I could Fireball the crap out of them? *male Alkonium goes gunslinger* M: Now that's what I call style, as long as I can shoot them, or slash them up in my Ranger persona. Let's get to it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 *Ten Billion Evil Gizka appear armed with shotguns* Hurr Hurr Hurr, Dem Gizka have shotguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 M: I'm not liking how they're all teaming up.. F: Neither do I. M: Time for the secret weapon....LAUNCH THE MIND-CONTROL DEVICE! *Activates and takes over the billions of Gizka, and is trying to take over the Chev's and Alkoniums* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 *Before the device can take control of her, Chev dematerializes and then rematerializes with ten billion more gizka and then dematerializes again.* Hurr Hurr Hurr, dem gizka have Lazers! *Bob Sedger appears* Sedger: On a long desert highway, east of Omaha you've been riding sixteen hour-*Chev blasts bob* *Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 M: As The Shadow, my mask protects my head from psychic attacks. F: And in my Mage persona, I've built up a good resistance. M: Back to work. *fires a grappling hook at a ledge on the CQ's base, and grapple up* F: *teleports in* M: Good, now we just need to disable the mind control device, then I can go Gunslinger and shoot the crap out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.