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I have an idea...

*goes back in time to when CQ and Chev were spamming in the pirate thread*

Chev: Yarrr-?

*Future Chev appears*

Don't post! Blame it all on CQ!

Past Chev: Ok...

*Goes back to the future*

Now that all that unpleasentness is out of the-What the hell?! My post count is zero!

*CQ is watching from the shadows*

Teach you to blame it all on me!

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*Steps out of the time displacement field with three tablets.*

 

Good news everyone. I discovered the thirteen -

 

*Accidently drops and breaks a stone tablet*

 

Make that ten sacred commandments for enjoying beer.

 

(1) Thou shall not have any other beer except for anything that will get you smashed.

(2) Thou shall not waste time in getting drunk, but thou shall drink until the world becomes revealed.

(3) Thou shall not murder they neighbor's keg; however, thou shall sneak a cup from time to time.

(4) Thou shall not drink imported beer from Hates; however, thou shall feel free to open thou's own brewerly.

(5) Thou shall honor those who have drank before us.

(6) Thou shall remember to drink once during the week and twice on the weekends.

(7) Thou shall not steal your neighbor's liquor licence; however, thou shall exploit such a neighbor's generosity from borrowing it off her/his coffe table.

(8) Thou shall find comfort at the bottom of a large pint.

(9) Thou shall not drink from a expired can

(10) Thou shall celebrate any holiday where one's mind can fade from over indulgence.

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*takes tablet and goes back in time*

 

*comes back*

 

You know, 13 says: Thou shalt not go to doctor's office because when you whilst read the first commandment, you became of the Brotherhood of Rum, who sayeth that no doctor should be seen, for our death will be one of stomach disease and lack of brain cells...

 

That is weird.......:D

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