CommanderQ Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Hey! How'd you get a crowbar! I've been trying to buy one for ages, and you just show up with one in two seconds! OY CURUMBA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 *Points blaster at CQ* My Crowbar! *Trys to grab the crowbar and fails.* Awwww... *Blasts himself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Come now! Cheer up! There's still plenty of life worth living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 You wanna bet?! That crowbar should be mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 You guys put the fun in dysfunctional. :/ And what if people didn't go to the CEC, eh? They'd just know you as the person who opens up Jmac's spoilers, revealing the yoai in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Sure...I get the nasty job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 WIERDNESS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Author Share Posted November 24, 2008 I have an idea... *goes back in time to when CQ and Chev were spamming in the pirate thread* Chev: Yarrr-? *Future Chev appears* Don't post! Blame it all on CQ! Past Chev: Ok... *Goes back to the future* Now that all that unpleasentness is out of the-What the hell?! My post count is zero! *CQ is watching from the shadows* Teach you to blame it all on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 LALALALALA! WHERE IS EVERYONE! POST SO WE KNOW YOU EXIST!!! And Chevron, I will get you for blaming the spammation on me...grrrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Author Share Posted November 24, 2008 Go with the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *Steps out of the time displacement field with three tablets.* Good news everyone. I discovered the thirteen - *Accidently drops and breaks a stone tablet* Make that ten sacred commandments for enjoying beer. (1) Thou shall not have any other beer except for anything that will get you smashed. (2) Thou shall not waste time in getting drunk, but thou shall drink until the world becomes revealed. (3) Thou shall not murder they neighbor's keg; however, thou shall sneak a cup from time to time. (4) Thou shall not drink imported beer from Hates; however, thou shall feel free to open thou's own brewerly. (5) Thou shall honor those who have drank before us. (6) Thou shall remember to drink once during the week and twice on the weekends. (7) Thou shall not steal your neighbor's liquor licence; however, thou shall exploit such a neighbor's generosity from borrowing it off her/his coffe table. (8) Thou shall find comfort at the bottom of a large pint. (9) Thou shall not drink from a expired can (10) Thou shall celebrate any holiday where one's mind can fade from over indulgence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *picks up broken tablet* lets see... (11) Thou shalt not burn the rum. (12) Anything done whist intoxicated is not your fault. Including your one fort-night fling with your cousin last year. I can't read 13. Did you get it from Rome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *Hands number 13 over to CommanderQ* Go to the dawn of our age, and seek that of which has been lost. *Looks over at ToggerGod* Its drunken pig latin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *takes tablet and goes back in time* *comes back* You know, 13 says: Thou shalt not go to doctor's office because when you whilst read the first commandment, you became of the Brotherhood of Rum, who sayeth that no doctor should be seen, for our death will be one of stomach disease and lack of brain cells... That is weird....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 *stares at Triggergod* One night fling...with your cousin?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Weird....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I AM NOT A REDNECK. ...yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 You're not a Redneck? Are you a blue neck? hee hee *takes a jug of beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 So...a one night fling with your cousin...wow...and i thought I was the weird one in this group. *Goes back in time and steals Admiral Daala* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 IT WAS NOT ME OK? It was me talking to you and Q. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 So...who had the one night fling with their cousin then? *Looks pointedly at Triggergod* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Do you want your thumb removed and be accused of being a furry again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Ummm...no? *Slowly pulls out modified blaster pistol* And i am not a furry...I just happen to like Aisha Clan Clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Wait, Chev...is Admiral Daala your, uh, cousin....then that would explain the weird fling...ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 No...*Pulls out a second blaster pistol and aims at CQ* I went back in time when she was drunk and i got some pictures to blackmail her with in order to gain control over the imperial fleet...CQ you got a sick mind there...I didn't hear YOU say anything *Looks pointedly at CQ* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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