Darth Lunatic1587246489 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Kyle got high, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowbieOne Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 ...rented TPM DVD, snarled at the fact Lucas didn't wait 1 more month release the DVD with the Episode 2 trailer, .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 ...as Kyle sat around eating cheesypoofs and drinking grog (he was hanging out with space pirates) he suddenly realized he was overweight. The scale said 450 and Kyle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JediKnight_114[b] Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 ...said: "What have I done with my life?" I used to go around the galaxy looking all chiseled, and now, I'm fat?" So he begins his search for richard simmons when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 .......when kermit the frog steps out and pulls a lightsaber out and challenges kyle to a duel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 .. and immediately explodes from the stack of mines that Max the Rabbit had stacked in his way ahead of time. HEH HEH HEH HEH Then Hulk Hogan... [ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Kurgan ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowbieOne Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 busted the door down and angrily uttered, "NWO 4 Life! I am here to wipe your foul stench from the Force!" Kyle replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted October 19, 2001 Author Share Posted October 19, 2001 ..."foul stench! That's what your mama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 ........Sold her soul 2! and then...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 ...stepped up, blew him a rasberry and ran between his legs and out the door, when suddenly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 ...Jedi Master Yoda appeared in front of him. Yoda looked up at Kyle, squinted his eyes and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted October 20, 2001 Author Share Posted October 20, 2001 ..."Mama jokes, a jedi makes not, look at me judge me by my mama do you?" Kyle abruptly turned and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowbieOne Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 ..."here, a puff off this bong you should take, feel the smoke FLOWING through you." Then unexpectedly, Yoda... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted October 20, 2001 Share Posted October 20, 2001 ........ started dancing to the Macarena, Like a pus*y when kyle saw this dance again he screamed and took a freaky and......... [ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: Agen_Terminator ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFA-NoFear Posted October 21, 2001 Share Posted October 21, 2001 put on his concrete slippers and booted hell out of yoda and choked him and made him say: I will never dance the macarena again!, so then kyle continued to kick yoda until he was sick and then after that he said "do it again and i'll [Please let's not get carried away here, after all, people may be eating while they read this stuff! Consider this your warning. -ed. ], u green peice of green jedi crap! Actully are u any good in bed master yoda? and then yoda gasped with dibelief and replied: [ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: Kurgan ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions o' Monkeys Posted October 21, 2001 Share Posted October 21, 2001 "thi-s is .. gett..ing ..out ..of hand" but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted October 21, 2001 Author Share Posted October 21, 2001 ----Note--- Originally posted by Millions o' Monkeys: <STRONG>"thi-s is .. gett..ing ..out ..of hand" but...</STRONG> The story, or this thread? Please, let's regain the little sanity this topic had. ----Note---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman's Dad Posted October 21, 2001 Share Posted October 21, 2001 put on his concrete slippers and booted hell out of yoda and choked him and made him say: I will never dance the macarena again!, so then kyle continued to kick yoda until he was sick and then after that he said "do it again and i'll rape u, u green peice of green jedi crap! Actully are u any good in bed master yoda? and then yoda gasped with dibelief and replied: I don't know i'm a 3000 year old virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted October 21, 2001 Share Posted October 21, 2001 I don't like where this is going. Nothing more about sexually assaulting poor Yoda, okay guys? Don't make me use my Banning Gun .. Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted October 22, 2001 Author Share Posted October 22, 2001 Thank God Kurgan intervened. Let's start with a fresh sentence... and keep it PG ----------- Kyle twitched in his sleep, he heard something. In an instant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Originally posted by matt-windu: <STRONG>Thank God Kurgan intervened. Let's start with a fresh sentence... and keep it PG ----------- Kyle twitched in his sleep, he heard something. In an instant...</STRONG> ...he lept from his bed, and ran to the kitchen to stop the leaky faucet. "While I'm here," Kyle thought to himself, "I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted October 22, 2001 Author Share Posted October 22, 2001 ...might as well order a pizza." So Kyle ordered a pizza and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 ....kermit the frog was in his pizza box, so Kyle said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions o' Monkeys Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 i give up on you guys (no not all of you) The funny people in white coats are on ther way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Originally posted by Access_fluX: <STRONG>....kermit the frog was in his pizza box, so Kyle said....</STRONG> ........ don't even think about doing that! Suddenly kermit whipped out a hi-fi and set the cd to Dance to the Macarena! Kyle fell on his knees and started praying to obi wan: how can this happen who inveted this song!!! Obi Wan faintly appeared infornt of him and said : Take this lightsaber... "u'll need this 1 for jk2. it's blue u can dingy that green 1 because u don't need it because the guys at raven like blue better". Anyway said Obi.. The guy who invented this song was..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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