Guest oninosensi Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 Then everybody spontainously combusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 And kyle said "Lat time i'm gonna dance to anything" and shoots the guy behind him who is............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossack1812 Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 attempting to steal his lightsaber, then he realises he is being...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 ...ripped in half by some unseen force from across the room. Kyle turns around, only to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Barbra Streisand. and kyle said........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 ..."Arrrrrggghhhh!!! You're uglier than a Rancor!" To which Barbara replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 ..."I'm flattered." Then Barbara tried to kiss Kyle. Kyle, frightened, immediately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 Exploded in a million peices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 and barbra ate all the peices..... and Yoda walked through the door and said to her... "U killed the main character, You retard" and Barbra said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 ..."Burp, Kiss my smelly, Saarlac shaped..." [ November 12, 2001: Message edited by: KordKelly ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 "...animal house." Yoda sliced her head off, and out came... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 this thread is Hella funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JediKnight_114[b] Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 ...a terminator. "Hasta LaVista" he grunted as he pulled a shotgun on poor Yoda. Then Yoda... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 ... dropepd to his knees and tried to do a jedi mind trick on it..... The Terminator got angry and kicked yoda across the church (remember we're in a chrurch because of kyle's funeral) adn then Yoda murmered " have some respect dude" so the terminator dragged yoda outside and ripped off his mask!!!! it was terminator Yoda said " Why were u dressed up as a terminator and why the hell did u come out of barbra!!!!! Terminator said.." She ate me" and then he aimed at yoda's head and...................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 ...threw a rubber bouncy ball at it. Yoda, of course, being allergic to rubber, immediately began to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Melt as the ball went through his head. Suddenly, Luke rushed onto the scene. "OMG, You killed Yoda! You bestich!" With that he pulled out his lightsaber- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 and struck a walking fishthat was taking down notes for Mr Lucas and the luke fell to his knees and started to cry and terminator......... [ November 15, 2001: Message edited by: Agen_Terminator ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 ...let KordKelly test his new sig. Everyone who saw it said... [ November 15, 2001: Message edited by: KordKelly ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 ..."Hey, Kord, your sig is NONEXISTENT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!". After that, they all left and decided to go play some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 pin the tail on the Barbra Streisand..... luke got first place and termie got second and then luke went and said "hey wasn't i supposed to kill u" termy looked around and said " Look it's ur dad" Luke quickly turned around and then terminator took it his famous double barreled shotgun and hit luke over the head with it.... He dragged him down a hole (not that type, u evil person) and locked the door then suddenly a ravenus Man/Metal eating T-Rex burst out form the ground and ate KordKelly. So .............. [ November 16, 2001: Message edited by: Agen_Terminator ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 ...Kord suddenly burst out of the Rex's chest, (not unlike that famous Alien ) and immediately attacked Barbara. Luke and the others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vagabond Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 ...reached into their collective pockets, and each extracted a fully grown Bantha, much to their expectation. Yoda, dismayed at such wanton displays of the Force chided, "Away put your Banthas! KordKelly means you no harm!" "You're wrong, master Yoda. I can feel the bad in him", was Luke's defiant reply. "He's actually quite right ... Yoda is it? I'm really rather quite an evil little person", KordKelly explained. "My own council will I keep on who is evil!", was Yoda-I-know-it-all's response. A bell tolled in the distance, portenting events yet to come. A space donkey brayed. The wind blew a tumble weed across the dried, dirt street running through the center of the abandonned town, as ominous dark clouds set the mood for the coming confrontation. After a moment of dramatic pause, KordKelly quickly walked up to Yoda, picked the muppet up, and promptly shoved him inside the ... er ... aft cavity of the largest, smelliest Bantha in the previously produced herd. A Bantha named, Umpta, then proceeded to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 ...barf up a fully rejuvenated Kyle Katarn. The ORIGINAL (and hopefully continuous) STAR of this story then proceeded to make some Terminator-Chunkies . Luke, disturbed by the fact that HE didn't get to kill the Terminator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 And Kyle challenged Luke to the fact that he didn't kill term so......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 ONCE AGAIN every1 lsoti nterest in this topic come on only 1 more to reach 100 then we'll make histroy and we cna all thank matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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