Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 this is somethin funny that i found DARTH VADER: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! DARTH VADER: No, Luke... I am your father! LUKE: No! It's not true! It's impossible. DARTH VADER: Search your feelings... you know it to be true... LUKE: NO! DARTH VADER: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? LUKE: Threepio? DARTH VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was only 7 years old... LUKE: No... DARTH VADER: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no lightsaber, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star! DARTH VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! LUKE: Well, it's not my fault... DARTH VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" LUKE: Shut up... DARTH VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon! DARTH VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby! (LUKE looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.) DARTH VADER: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine... (LUKE takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. DARTH VADER looks after him.) DARTH VADER: Get a haircut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hannibal Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 ROFL, that's funnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 *falls of chair and laughs histarically* ahh thats good, *sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Oh man, that's tragic.. you're more cruel than the original plot writers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 hehehe, can you imagine vader with his arms stretched skyward, screaming "Right here, baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 DARTH VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" that part is my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth G Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 pretty good... where did u get it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 i found it while i was searching the World wide webi really oh yeah it was on the Cantina message boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xwing guy Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 DARTH VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby! *LOL* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA.......haha ROFLMAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *drops dead.... because of a heart attack.. from all the laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 HAH! That is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 *clap**clap**clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndSub Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 ROTFLMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 HAHAHAHAHAHAH! lol! LOL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!! Yeah, baby, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 ROFL ROFL ROFL thats just cruel though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Im going to save that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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