Millions o' Monkeys Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 thanks to http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/ i have found this rather hilarious piece 10 When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address 9 You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?" 8 Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email. 7 You're amazed to find out spam is a food. 6 You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you. 5 You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest. 4 You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications". 3 At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server". 2 After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so "colon-right parentheses!" 1 Two Words: "Pizza's Here!". i also suggest you check this out...its a long read but amusing http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/DecWars.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions o' Monkeys Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 why thankyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay-Mar Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 U lil Monkey I'd be surprised if some of it wasn't ture ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 i meet all eleven, oh wait... i ant married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRAVE Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Yup.....thats amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 wait a minute.... is spam really food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by access_flux wait a minute.... is spam really food? Technically, ...yes. But no-one in their right mind would even look at the stuff, and I consider it inedible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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