Darth Homer Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 1) Stay clear of all windows. 2) Keep hands free of glasses, bottles, cigarettes, etc. 3) Stand away from bar, tables, orchestra, equipment, and furniture. 4) Loosen necktie, unbutton coat and any other restrictive clothing. 5) Remove glasses, empty pockets of all sharp objects such as pens, pencils, etc. 6) Immediately upon seeing the brilliant flash of nuclear explosion, bend over and place your head firmly between your legs. 7) Then kiss your @$$ goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Well, that's if your inside the instant death zone. If your mearly inside the death from radiation zone, you still would have up to 30 days left to sit around before the blinding pain/death kicks in. Check this blast mapper out. Set the type of bomb and were it hits then see the damage radius. Ehehe... I hope none of you live very close to large military bases. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/blastmap.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 was that supposed to be funny or real btw i cant reach my ass with my kisser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 3, 2002 Author Share Posted March 3, 2002 it's a joke...at least my part was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaming Nut Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Is thsi beacuse of that shaedow goverment that bush has in bunker outisde washigton incase terroerist blow it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 *chuckles* Heh,heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 in case of a nuclear attack, follow these instructions: 1. RUN!!! 2. Drive, STUPID! 3. Rush to K-mart and buy a level 4 full body Biosuit. 4. They don't sell those at K-mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 You joke, but I lived within 2 miles of Limmerick Nuclear Power plant in Pottstown, PA for three years (I could see it through my apartment window!). I had to actually practice drills, on a city scale, of what to do in case of nuclear meltdown. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well those three years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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