Vagabond Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 ...Pepto Bismol. "Here, drink this", Mara mewed, caressing her taut curves. "It'll make you feel like a Bantha." "But Banthas scare me", Kyle protested with odd interest. "You want scared? I'll show you scared!", threatened Jan, as she whipped out her BlasTech DH-17 and promptly shot Kyle with a heavy dose of Stun Blast TM. "Ugh...uuuuu..bu...uuuuuuuu...", Kyle murmured, not unlike someone who had been shot by a very strong stun blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 trying to keep his conciousness Kyle continued to speak "buu buuu buuuuut I.. I.. I .. I onlyw...w..wa..wanted a.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar1 Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 "st-st-stuffed Ewok! Back on Sulon, I had a stuffed Ewok to protect me against the banthas!" Jan looked at him and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 "Poor thing you, here ya go" she said as she gave Kyle a stuffed Ewok. (she pulled it out of hammerspace alright ^_^") Kyle happily replied with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Coolies, then Jan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 walked over to Mara and wishpered "What should we do with him?" then Mara said, "I've got an idea, heh heh heh." Then Kyle woke up in a hot tub with a bunch of men from .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 N.F.T.P.O.T.F.C, Nerds From The Protection Of The Fictional Creatures standing around him and Kyle said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 30, 2002 Author Share Posted March 30, 2002 " Oh-no! The N.F.T.P.O.T.F.C!" still a little dazed jumped from the hot tub yelling " You won't get my Little "Ewie" (The stuffed Ewok) from me!" he started running and went to a public pool full of kids playing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Pity da foo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VSAF Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 Kyle then got up and went over to Jan who was sitting beside him and slowly took off her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracleasd Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 rather expensive watch "hehe, this'll keep the claw running a few more days" said kyle as he slipped it into his pocket unnoticed. kyle felt a curious jedi tingle which he had come to recognise as either meaning duck, your about to be hit on the head, or saddle up for some hot and steamy action. he had yet to distingish between the two. as kyle pondered whether to grip the shaft of his lightsaber or porksword he....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VSAF Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 decided that the jedi tingle WAS hinting about some hot steamy action but he wasn't too sure but then, Jan smiled at him and Kyle knew exactly what she wanted...Kyle was watching Jan's every move as she slowly revealed more and more of her body but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 She revealed that she was actually wearing 6 extra layers of clothing and started laughing "Haha, fooled you she said" as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracleasd Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 jans belt came crashing down on his head. jan soon began to get hotter and hotter in her layers of clothing so she decided that those last 4 sweaters were overkill and removed them. as she did the other layers got caught up and revealed a glimpse of her huge rounded....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VSAF Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 ...chest, she told Kyle to follow her if he was ever going to see more. So she slowly lead him to a dark room where.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 a rodian shouted, "PITY DA FOO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VSAF Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 as Mara, who was hiding in the room, and Jan totally [ yeah, um... SO ANYWAY... simmer down kiddo!] Kyle nonstop all night. The next morning, Kyle woke up after having the best night in his life as he remembered what happened, and to find both Mara AND Jan sleeping on either side of him. But then someone burst into the room as Kyle still sitting in bed between Jan and Mara and that person was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 DUKE NUKEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WebDog Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 what made THIS situation twice as interesting was that Nukeum had arrived from the bathroom wearing only a towel around his waist.... He opens his mouth and says..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 " PITY DA FOO!" and shot Ewie and made it rip into pieces. " Come on, we have rules, no over nighters, now you guys go get your clothes." and he pointed to the other side of the huge olympic size swimming pool, where their pile of clothes were sitting, then the three of them got up and started running to it Naked past people in the pool, some kids were saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "Oh no, Jar Jar Binks!" Jar Jar was stalking around the pool and Duke pulled out his Flame Thrower and said..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 "Burn, Baby! Burn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WebDog Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Two words Toasted GunGun... The kids around the pool cheered as the flaming annoyance collapsed with an ear piercing shreik....then all was slient. Mara,Jan,Kyle and duke all pulled on their duds... then there came a large crash to the rear of the room.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 It was created by........Kyle's evil sister's mother's friend's cousin's pizza delivery boy's uncle - Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 bob said"hey yalls i gots yas petzs heir yukyuk" then kyle went..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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