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What would you do if you could use force powers in real life?

 

personally i would use force speed to get infront off the line in the supermarket going "MUAHAHAHAHA" as i run past ppl ;)

 

then i would use the drain/grip combo on the dude at the counter (just to scare him) ...last i would finish him off with my key-bind-taunt...

 

 

(i really must be getting to bed, i know)

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I'd prefer to have force grip because, imagine! it's like a swiss army knife!

i could grab things at the gap! and because it's the real world i could move them to me. mhhhh....

it's like force push and force pull in one force and it can kill people! yes.... killing annoying people at will.... mhhh... but, maybe it would be better to have force heal in addition, because i'm moody and so i could kill people by accident...

 

but anyway, give me force grip!

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I beleive I met what would be classified as a real life jedi(minus the saber)

He was a master of my master in Aikido. Real old dude that fought me blindfolded. No BS. My life changed that day forever.

I couldnt touch him. And neither could anyone else.

If I wre a jedi I would want mind trick so I would get everybody to give me their money. I could spend all my time gaming and having sex with strange exotic women... did i just type that .

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My Sensei was Sensei Zimmerman. When I moved to BC(Canada)

I stopped practicing for about a year. Now that im back in TO im either going to rejoin where I studied before or find somewhere in Mississauga (closer ) to home. I miss it so much. I studied some other MA before, but when I discovered Aikido. I was hooked.

Some freinds of mine who were taking hard style MA like Gojuryu

laughed at me, saying Aikido was a sissy MA. Then I sparred that freind(I know not very Aikido like) and even though my skills in Aiido were not very advancedat the time , a put him down more than a few times with hip throws. I know that Aikido takes longer to actually gain skills as opposed to othere MA like karate. I beleive though that the way other MA are practiced today, are a far step from the harder traditional way.

I cant wait to get back.

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Shoot...I'd just use them to get out of speeding tickets.

"You dont need to see my identification"

"You did not see me going 90 mph"

"These are not the droids you're looking for" (if you had this ability you know you would make people say that)

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Originally posted by SlashAndBurn

Shoot...I'd just use them to get out of speeding tickets.

"You dont need to see my identification"

"You did not see me going 90 mph"

"These are not the droids you're looking for" (if you had this ability you know you would make people say that)

 

 

ROFL

 

good one

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I don't know about you guys but I actually am officially a JEDI,

 

In the recent census in england I put my religion down as Jedi, and because more than 10,000 people did so it has to be recognised as an official religion, beat that!!!

 

so when i fill in application forms etc now I have to put on the form that I'm a jedi, Unfortunately try as i may I havent been able to turn on the TV with mind power or jump 50 ft in the air and yes I'm still waiting for my lightsabre to be issued to me....

 

May the farce be with you!!!!:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Jah Warrior

I don't know about you guys but I actually am officially a JEDI,

 

In the recent census in england I put my religion down as Jedi, and because more than 10,000 people did so it has to be recognised as an official religion, beat that!!!

 

so when i fill in application forms etc now I have to put on the form that I'm a jedi, Unfortunately try as i may I havent been able to turn on the TV with mind power or jump 50 ft in the air and yes I'm still waiting for my lightsabre to be issued to me....

 

May the farce be with you!!!!:rolleyes:

 

You can't be serious. But if you are - fantastic.

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Hmmmmmmmmm tie between mindtrick, grip and protect. With protect I can dominate every single fight........but grip is more of a sure outcome. That takes out protect, plus I can get the last bit of toothpaste! Mindtrick, useful for practical purposes and I prefer stealth over offense most cases and so mindtrick wins!

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I would....

 

 

Mind Trick: Use it on a bully whos beating on a younger kid.

 

Speed: Cut down the time of walking home.

 

Pull: Pull a door shut.

 

Lightning: Start up a dead van.

 

Grip: Use it on a gang member as a last resort.

 

Jump: Jump over s fence as I'm be chased.

 

Saber throw: throw either a sword, stick or a base ball bat at something.

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You guys who are talking about hurting people if you had jedi powers are very vicious people. It's kids like you who give gamers a bad rap; talking about how the game makes you wish you had the power to hurt people and then have the nerve to brag about it online for everyone to see. If you really feel like hurting people that much then i suggest you stop playing the game and get some fricken counciling.

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You guys who are talking about hurting people if you had jedi powers are very vicious people. It's kids like you who give gamers a bad rap; talking about how the game makes you wish you had the power to hurt people and then have the nerve to brag about it online for everyone to see. If you really feel like hurting people that much then i suggest you stop playing the game and get some fricken counciling.

 

 

it seams to me that YOU yes YOU are the one who cant tell a game and real life apart.

 

dont feed the troll guys.

 

and yes i know you will dump me in your "kids like you who give gamers a bad rap" catagorie, but i dont care.

 

i'd like to bet that you are either 17 and hollier than thou out the wazoo, or the 35 white male comic book store guy type.

 

rip away, see if i care.:cool:

 

/me shakes head in wonder.....:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Rogue15

I'd use the force to keep myself alert and use it to help me remember all the stuff in school so i can get a 100% in my GED exam at the end of the year...

 

nah.. i'd just use mindtrick on the teacher:

 

You will give me an A+,

 

You did not see me in the girls locker room

 

 

 

 

 

 

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