COJ Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 name Charles O Jury (still not going to tell u what O means) age 16 sex Male (does shemale count, just wondering) have you ever recieved oral sex? no do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) no have you ever given oral sex? yes do you like giving oral sex? (why?) haaa...yes have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? hell no are you a virgin? no If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? 2 month ago Do you masturbate? yeah..well more liie "Did u" Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (includes males) yuk..............no! Does having sex with animals make you horny? yuk...no Best song that desribes you sexually? **** me baby, Im your father ideal sexual fantasy? hum..sex on the beach do you shave your pubic hair? shave? no but i cut some hair off once in a while what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) 17 cm...u do the math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Griswold Do you masturbate? yeah..well more liie "Did u" u can still masturbate after having sex u know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 I did it twice...now its just wrong...cuz its sorta means I cant get any gurls..witch is not true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Name: The Mega Monkey - Jose Age: 15 ( soon to be 16 ) Sex: Male To the interesting part... Have you lost your Virginity: Yes, I think so. Yes. If so, when, how, why? - I was drunk... Heard about the event from my girlfriend... don't remember much about it myself... haven't had sex since... and am in no hurry. Greets everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 hey mega i ddnt know your name was Jose? (were u that jose mane guy that popped in some time ago?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 this is for ppl that think havng a huge pole in their pants is all fun and games: i had this friend some time ago, n he had a 50cm penis. well, no decent woman wanted to have sex with him, afraid of... erm... it. anyways, once i was browsing through the internet, and i found out that there was a magic frog in a nearby pond. every time the frog said no to some1, the guy's dick shrinked 10cm. at the bottom of the page it said: BEWARE: THIS SPELL CANNOT BE REVERTED!!! well, i showed the page to my friend, n he wasnt scared by the warning. the next day, a very foggy and rainy day, we went to the pond. there we found the frog. my friend came n introduced him self. the frog ddnt say a word. then he said: "beatiful day, this one, isnt it?" the frog only coached. "frog, is ur name ralphy?" the frog only coached. "frog", he tried again, "do u think im sexy?" the frog coached. pissed of, my friend said: "froggy, do u wanna have sex?" The frog, disgusted by the images created on his mind, shouted: HELL NO! my friend's dick was now 40cm "comon froggy", he kept going. "NO!" 30 centimeters. one more no and he would have a pretty normal 20 cm 3rd leg. "comon my little friend! PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "FOR THE LAST TIME", shouted the now pissed off frog, "NO, NO AND NO!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 14, 2002 Author Share Posted May 14, 2002 OMG MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ties Mega to the tree so he'll stay* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop u can still masturbate after having sex u know... I got 4 questions about it: 1. Is it hygenic? 2. Is it healthy? 3. Is it normal? 4. Is it legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by MegaMonkey Name: The Mega Monkey - Jose Age: 15 ( soon to be 16 ) Sex: Male To the interesting part... Have you lost your Virginity: Yes, I think so. Yes. If so, when, how, why? - I was drunk... Heard about the event from my girlfriend... don't remember much about it myself... haven't had sex since... and am in no hurry. Greets everybody I think all questions were interesting. Don't you think should answer all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Andrei555 1. Is it hygenic? wot? masturbating after having sex? yes Originally posted by Andrei555 2. Is it healthy? yes Originally posted by Andrei555 3. Is it normal? yes Originally posted by Andrei555 4. Is it legal? i dont know about romania, but everyother place on earth is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 dont lie to the boy al! he's young and must know the dangers of masturbating!! is it hygenic? No! masturbating leaves small crumms of sperm on your penis, and those small crumms might infect your penis and cause you penile cancer! is it healthy? No! 49% of american masturbators end up with AIDS. is it normal? No! Masturbation is a sick twisted habbit! and public masturbaters end up in the mad house with a white coat, and no zipper in their pants. is it legal? No! Masturbation can cost you 4 years in prison or 27 years of comunity service. and is one of the rising crimes today in the world. hmmm, i should have my own teen column..."dear Niko" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Masterbation...fun word..and its Illegal??? lol good one... Sir, your under arrest for Masterbation..You have the right to remain silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Originally posted by Griswold Masterbation...fun word..and its Illegal??? lol good one... Sir, your under arrest for Masterbation..You have the right to remain silence HHa! HAa! HaA! HHHHa! :D :,D DaT It'S funyy! *lafs soo muTch hEe caAnt even spell Rite* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 George Michael got arrested for masturbating in a public toilet... hmmmmmmm probably sparked off one of his most awsome videos though, those toilet urinal cubical thingies that guys use, it changes from that into a mirror ball it's awsome... ok I now have that song stuck in my head *cringes* But hey- George Michael is a classic example that even famous people masturbate. Even Madonna masturbates, if you've ever seen her performance of Like A Virgin on her Girly Tour? I think it was (around the time whenever In Bed With Madonna was out...mighta been Blonde Ambition, pfffft who cares?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ack, just imagining that is sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Natty Even Madonna masturbates THANK YOU NATTY, for these awsome images i have in my mind!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 i know its sick, but ur pushing the envelop too much here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 If i recall .... madonna released a book called 'Sex' displaying nude pictures of her having sex ..... very yummy indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 r u serious>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 You'd better hope not AND leave this place, run away and nevar return.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 hum..Id like to have a copy of that book...to read...the articles....yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by Griswold hum..Id like to have a copy of that book...to read...the articles....yes Of course you want to 'read', Griswold. :rolleyess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by Andrei555 I got 4 questions about it: 1. Is it hygenic? 2. Is it healthy? 3. Is it normal? 4. Is it legal? 1. Doubt it 2. Build up Wrist Muscles 3. Ummm, yeah 4. They couldn't really pass a law saying you couldn't, could they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by Natty George Michael got arrested for masturbating in a public toilet... hmmmmmmm probably sparked off one of his most awsome videos though. You mean his single, "Wank me off, before you go go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 19, 2002 Author Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Fender You mean his single, "Wank me off, before you go go?" Nooooooooooooo! Outside I think I'm done with the sofa I think I'm done with the hall I think I'm done with the kitchen table baby Lets go outside In the sunshine Take me to the places I love best Although- if you really wanna know what I think George Michaels best song is, you can't go past Too Funky Hey just to funky for me baby I gotta get inside you And I'll show you heaven if you let me baby Hmmmmmmmms...gotta get inside of you? what truly insightful lyrics.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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