Darth_Rommel Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ...."But how meesa gonna dooza that" asked Jar Jar....
Paragon_Leon Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ....then George Lucas yelled 'Cut !' and Ahmed Best went home.
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 .....Enraged by George Lucas' apparent lack of faith in his acting, Darth Sidious.....
Guest Starnick10287 Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 This is the weirdest story i've ever heard, why Jar Jar? How about some adventure with han solo? It starts out with him crashing into a planet (before he owned the falcon) and he must survive...............
Guest Redwing Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Hey! No breaking the chain! ...Sidious fried Lucas with Force lightning. Or at least he thought he did...(since Lucas is immune ) and when the smoke cleared...
Clefo Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 It was the most horrible sight ever The San Diego Funky Chicken!
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 So then, Lucas got his special effects guys to draw in some lighting to fry Sidious. But Sidious.......
Guest Redwing Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ...absorbed the Force energy from the lightning and deflected it towards the special effects guys. Meanwhile, Jar Jar...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Was trying to go to the bathroom in a bush but someone...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ....had already claimed that area to excrete waste "oops exqueeze me" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" ....The person behind the bush then got infuriated...This was bad luck for Jar Jar cause the person was.....
Compa_Mighty Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ...called Chewbacca. He told Jar Jar: This Wookie can tear you arms apart, so Jar Jar...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ... said, "mesa hatin crunchin...Dats de last thing dat mesa wantin" Then Han...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 told Chewie to stop, that there would be a better time... The princess you must take care of her, uh? Han said, so Jar Jar started to cry, reacting to this Boba Fett...
Clefo Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Shot himself in the head with a carbonite gun out of depression.
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 but he recovered and incased Han in carbonite....then he proceded to decentigrate Jar Jar...Then a party was held, but there was no laughter for Han was incased in carbonite....Now Han's hope only is....
Compa_Mighty Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Luke turns down her ballerina carreer so he can be a Jedi, and go to...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Slaughter any ballerina that outpreforms him...Meanwhile...Han's only hope is...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Grand Admiral Thrawn!!! Leia didn't like this at all so she phoned...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Max the bunnie...When max heard of the trouble Han was in he quickly got his auto-conc and...
Paragon_Leon Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ...a psychiatrist. Lord knows she needs it with a story like this.
Compa_Mighty Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 so Jar Jar went to the Mos Eisley cantina for a drink...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ...meanwhile Max the bunny and his companion set off...When they reached Boba Fett's hideout, they sinced that they were falling into a trap...Their hunch was right...Boba Fett had secretly....
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