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Guest Boba Rhett

The crazy leia grabs Luke lightsaber and kills Jar Jar the Topic Starter and then hands the saber back to Luke then runs off into the woods naked. Obi wan soons takes chase then....

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Guest DarthMaul

during the chase kills the one-armed wampa....then he wonders why there is a forest on hoth...wierd...

 

He finds the naked leia clone bashing her head into a tree, so he....

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Guest Jar Jar

... creating an Uber-jarjar. A stronger jarjar. A more dangerous jarjar.

 

A stupider Jar Jar.

 

After 2 minutes of intense 'stitching some limbs together', he created IT. The Uber-Jar Jar. And then he unleashed it's plague upon the world...

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Guest DarthMaul

But the new Jar Jar stumbled into the abyss also...and died...

 

Meanwhile Obi ponders what to do about the naked leia clone still bashing her head into the tree

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Guest Jar Jar

Suddenly a few remaining Gungan foot soldiers go patrolling through the woods. Obi-Wan suddenly gets an idea. He pushes the naked Leia at them, and then makes a run for it. With the Gungans distracted, he can escape to..

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Guest DarthMaul

Sidious(realizing not all hope is lost) rallys his gungan slaves and starts attacking Luke, Han, Leia, and Max the bunny...

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Guest DarthMaul

It was leia who led them into the lair...

 

"What an incredible smell youve discovered" exclaimed Han

 

Then, suddenly, out of the shadows, came....

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Guest DarthMaul

Killed him....

 

Then...they spend the night in his house....The next morning the cops were outside and they....

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Guest DarthMaul

our heros had left the scene of the crime...So the cops decided to arrest Sidious and the gungans....Meanwhile our heros.....

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Guest DarthMaul

....They all got drunk and trashed the place...After being thrown out on the street, they began to....

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Guest DarthMaul

Billy-bo-bob....He had been fishing on one of Hoths ice caps (hes kinda slow in the head)....He offered to help them off the planet if they would....

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Guest Tie Guy

amputate his left leg (remember he isn't quite right in the head) So they did, but he could only take them as far as....

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