Guest Boba Rhett Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 The crazy leia grabs Luke lightsaber and kills Jar Jar the Topic Starter and then hands the saber back to Luke then runs off into the woods naked. Obi wan soons takes chase then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 during the chase kills the one-armed wampa....then he wonders why there is a forest on hoth...wierd... He finds the naked leia clone bashing her head into a tree, so he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 ... creating an Uber-jarjar. A stronger jarjar. A more dangerous jarjar. A stupider Jar Jar. After 2 minutes of intense 'stitching some limbs together', he created IT. The Uber-Jar Jar. And then he unleashed it's plague upon the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 (ooc)Ugh, I just can't keep up with you two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 But the new Jar Jar stumbled into the abyss also...and died... Meanwhile Obi ponders what to do about the naked leia clone still bashing her head into the tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Suddenly a few remaining Gungan foot soldiers go patrolling through the woods. Obi-Wan suddenly gets an idea. He pushes the naked Leia at them, and then makes a run for it. With the Gungans distracted, he can escape to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Sidious(realizing not all hope is lost) rallys his gungan slaves and starts attacking Luke, Han, Leia, and Max the bunny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 ...Who run off into the distance, not knowing they are running straight into a Krayt Dargons lair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 It was leia who led them into the lair... "What an incredible smell youve discovered" exclaimed Han Then, suddenly, out of the shadows, came.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Dash Rendar, telling them to go away from his home, he had lived there since he liked the sewers at Coruscant very much. So our heroes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Killed him.... Then...they spend the night in his house....The next morning the cops were outside and they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 went home to have a cup of tea, and when they came back...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 our heros had left the scene of the crime...So the cops decided to arrest Sidious and the gungans....Meanwhile our heros..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Went to the Twi'lek riverdance show, they spent all night there, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 ....They all got drunk and trashed the place...After being thrown out on the street, they began to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 ask for a cab, but in that planet there weren't any cabs at all. So they found their good old friend named... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Billy-bo-bob....He had been fishing on one of Hoths ice caps (hes kinda slow in the head)....He offered to help them off the planet if they would.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 give him C-3PO, 3po didn't like the idea, but Han was giving serious thought on doing it, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 amputate his left leg (remember he isn't quite right in the head) So they did, but he could only take them as far as.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Tatooine, so they left them in the Middle of the Junland wastes, wothout any supplies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthMaul Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Then they got stuck in a sandstorm, so they had to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 befriend some Tusken Raiders, who taught them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Dig a whole in the ground, pull down your pants and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 ..hide in shame for STILL posting in this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Vader Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 go to the bathroom while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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