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Originally posted by The Vehicular Jedi

Here's the bottom line: Jar Jar was a fukkin waste of time, and basically destroyed the credibility that Star Wars once had. Anyone who thinks otherwise deserves some sort of castration at the hands of a salt monster......(extra pain!)

 

I do hate jar-jar and hope he strangles himself on his ****ing ears, or choke on his mother****ing tongue, however you really are an ignorant bitch when you managed to put that sentence together. Shows one of two things.

 

1. You have no ****ing brain, you're an idiot

 

2. You wanted to sound smart with that sentence. Now I'll give you a hint. TELL ME WHY WAS JAR-JAR IMPORTANT IN EP2!

 

Get the point? If not, you should be castrated on sight...

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I seriously wish you had some basis in your insults Kal El, or whatever you wish to call yourself. You say I'm a ****ing idiot. Yet your reasoning has the tone of a six year old child whining for mommy to get off the phone. It's people like you who crowd Jerry Springer audiences, or populate the local unemployment offices. Do yourself a favor and take it for what it was: a satirical comment based on the worst thing ever in troduced into Star Wars.

 

I don't care about the releveance of Jar Jar in Ep2. He destroys the universe more or less, but considering his level of intelligence (which seems to be on par with yours) it's no surprise. That's a moot point in the end.

 

Bottom line: Everyone, and I guarentee you, EVERYONE has lost some respect for Star Wars since that jive talkin' gungan was introduced. The entire world became a slightly worse place after he first appeared onscreen back in '99.

 

(Oh, and if you do plan on doing some more insulting, at least try to articulate yourself a little more. Having a vocabulary over 10 words isn't a bad thing. Honestly)

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Originally posted by The Vehicular Jedi

I seriously wish you had some basis in your insults Kal El, or whatever you wish to call yourself. You say I'm a ****ing idiot. Yet your reasoning has the tone of a six year old child whining for mommy to get off the phone. It's people like you who crowd Jerry Springer audiences, or populate the local unemployment offices. Do yourself a favor and take it for what it was: a satirical comment based on the worst thing ever in troduced into Star Wars.

 

I don't care about the releveance of Jar Jar in Ep2. He destroys the universe more or less, but considering his level of intelligence (which seems to be on par with yours) it's no surprise. That's a moot point in the end.

 

Bottom line: Everyone, and I guarentee you, EVERYONE has lost some respect for Star Wars since that jive talkin' gungan was introduced. The entire world became a slightly worse place after he first appeared onscreen back in '99.

 

(Oh, and if you do plan on doing some more insulting, at least try to articulate yourself a little more. Having a vocabulary over 10 words isn't a bad thing. Honestly)

 

Nice to know you are familiar with Jerry Springer, because I'm not heh. Seriously, I really don't need to use a vocabulary with 10 words because you probably wouldn't understand the 4th, let alone the 10th. You're bouncing son, sit down before you hurt yourself. This forum isn't made for you to jump up and down screaming how Jar-Jar scared you for life because you are a mindless idiot, and if you gave the matter some thought (here is the point, it seems you can't think) then you would find that reason justifies the means.

 

You know, your post is very nice, and it seems it has gone through some kind of a grammar corrector, however I wish I could say I got owned by an idiot but you just missed the chance because that is what you are. An idiot.

 

Have a nice day, maybe you can go and explain all-your-crying-story to someone else who has less brain than you, how you heard from a movie critic that Jar-Jar is bad, obviously just after the Ep1 was released, and are still repeating it just because you think it makes you feel smarter. How's the no-brainer territory, I'd really like to know how it feels to be manipulated by someone elses words just because his thought was published.

 

Dumbass...

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Everyone has their least favorite characters- personally mine are Jango and Boba- I'm still trying to figure out what the point of them actually was. OK, Jango was the source for the clones, but what is Boba doing there?

 

I quite like JarJar, he's cute in a lotta ways (I can pull off a JarJar impersonation quite well) however I get why a lot of people probably don't like him- fair enough, it doesn't make anyone more or less of a fan just because you like or dislike JarJar (or any character for that matter)

 

Perhaps JarJar was over featured in Phantom Menace- but in Attack Of The Clones, he plays imo the most important role in the movie

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I don't hate jar jar, but i did cover my head in shame on one occasion in TPM....

 

In AOTC, he's hardly even in the movie, and regardless of what people say, he didn't bring about the fall of the republic. If jar jar hadn't voted for palpatine, someone else would have. And he saved the jedis as someone pointed out.

 

Come on people, he is just there for comic relief, not there for everyone to direct their anger on. He is just as bad as c-3po IMO, and besides, he also has that funky clumsy walk.

 

And how would you feel if you were the actor who played him? I'd be scared of going out on an open street, for fear of these raving starwars lunatics.

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Originally posted by Natty

Everyone has their least favorite characters- personally mine are Jango and Boba- I'm still trying to figure out what the point of them actually was. OK, Jango was the source for the clones, but what is Boba doing there?

 

Well, he was there to make his obsession with killing Jedi in Epi4-6 make sense. As many critics complained, "You could almost feel them tying off each loose end that needed to be tied by Episode 4 throughout the entire movie."

 

in Attack Of The Clones, he plays imo the most important role in the movie

 

Well, it could be argued that the only reason he plays the most important role is because Lucas had to do something to calm the vast multitudes of Jar Jar haters. :p "Look, he's important, so stop complaining that he sucked in the first one."

 

*shrug*

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I just don't think Lucas' intentions of making him a comic character really worked. That should have been left to C-3PO. He was just too clumsy and downright annoying to be a Star Wars character. It didn't seem like he was the right character to be in that role.

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I admit Jar Jar doesn't have a big role in Ep. I or II... But I think at times he was pretty funny like when the gungans were battleing the droids and when he was running away he kept doing stupid things and accidently destroying Droids and federation tanks. I thought he was pretty funny in that seen...Maybe lucas wanted a little humor for the first time in SW...

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Humor for the FIRST time? Are you kidding me? Did you ever watch The Empire Strikes back? Yoda was Frickin hilarious, he was funny...Jar Jar was just annoying and stupid, i never laughed at his retarded antics, because they were not funny. And i doubt he saved the Jedi, for one of two reasons, either they would have convinced somebody else to vote for palpatines emergency powers, or if they hadn't, Yoda would have been involved in the main battle on Geonesia, and as we all know, he would have torn those droids apart without even trying.:syoda:

 

and here is where jar jar gets it :saberg::gungan:

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I too am a BIG fan of General Jar Jar Binks I didnt find him annoying at all.

 

As for his request in the Senate he was unaware, Im pretty sure, that Palpy was plotting the downfall of the Republic when he put the request, he was under instructions from Palpy to put the request for the Grand Army for other reasons, well tahts the way I read it anyway

 

The mosat annoying character for me was Han Solo, what a shame he was thawed, shame theres not going to be episodes vii, viii and ix so I could plot ways to kill him off

 

Long live Jar Jar, at least till the end of ep. iii

 

 

 

:fett:

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My no no, da day started out pweddy okiday wif da brisky morning munchies...den BOOM meekaniks coming every which way and me gettn berry berry scared me grabbed quigonn and POW! meesa here :D

 

I just hope Anakin isn't such a loser in the first part of episode:3

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Maybe anakin will finish off Jar-Jar......i can see it now, anakin is arguing with Obi-Wan......Jar Jar rushes in yelling some incoherent pointless comments.....and SLICE....off flies Jar Jars head...and Obi wan says "I know that it's not very Jedi like for you to do that....but thank you"

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