Soulless Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Lets make this a big topic. What would you like Yoda to say in the next Star Wars, it can be as wierd, funny, stupid or insane as you wish. Lets fill this up with as many wacky and wierd Yoda sayings as possible. Yoda (when bulb in room has blown): Hmmm, much darkness I sense. Pissing myself, i am (heard that somewhere on this board) Much laundry I have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 "Bingo!" -Playing bingo in jedi temple "You scream, I scream, We all scream for Ice Cream." -Yoda to Mace,Walking down coruscant street, Mace rolls his eyes. "MINE! MINE! MINE!" -Yoda says as he hits a droid in the head with stick. "Ok, Dooku, Thats not funny." Yoda to Dooku, as they fight, and dooku has his right hand on Yoda's forehead, yoda swinging his lightsaber, but just out of reach of dooku. "Padme, what big teeth you have." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis_Maximus Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Screwed we are. Doncha think that'd be awesome??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Like my flash logo? Click here to get one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 "up shut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Yahtzee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-GONE Jinn Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 LOL, "up, shut!" Great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda_alex Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Sound a lot like Gruber (sp?) on sesame street I do. Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 "Ok, Dooku, Thats not funny." Yoda to Dooku, as they fight, and dooku has his right hand on Yoda's forehead, yoda swinging his lightsaber, but just out of reach of dooku. [/b] actually I think that should be, "Dooku, funny, this is not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Lando Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "gg owned" -Yoda after owning Dooku in battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russk Rijann Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "speech ipendiment I have, no joke it is" or "owned you are yes, witness my 133t skills you shall!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian832 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "MINE! MINE! MINE!" -Yoda says as he hits a droid in the head with stick.[/b] i love that part in ESB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Useless flames I see in the future. Nothing say, no chance of being flamed there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by DannyJAllTheWay Useless flames I see in the future. Nothing say, no chance of being flamed there is. SHUT UP DANNYJALLTHEWAY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE STUPID! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! I THINK YOU ARE DUMB!! ETC. ! ETC. ! ETC. ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbas WhOr3 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Obi Won goes on a drunk binge where he crashes his speeder. "he did not know WHO HE WAS--WHERE HE WAS GOING!!" LOL @ the light bulb one! "I sense much anger in this one"......Yoda as he crouches next to an ant with a magnifing glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 SHUT UP DANNYJALLTHEWAY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE STUPID! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! I THINK YOU ARE DUMB!! ETC. ! ETC. ! ETC. ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstorm Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "Being green easy it is not" "With no paddle, and up the creek, are we" Love the Dooku one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pada-Wan Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 *in the jedi bathroom* many dicks there are. but size matters not!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russk Rijann Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "small and old I may be, but lost the attraction of women I have not! Off I will go now, getting some loving I shall!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trahern Valley Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 For the Farscape fans: "Dominar Rigel XVI's thronesled, I stole." I consider it the Star Wars equivelant of Star Trek's theft of the holographic crew member idea from Red Dwarf, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "Jiggy wid it, I am." "Fries with that, you want?" "Pass the salt, will you?" "Back in my day, Walk 15 miles in the snow to school, we did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 After first arriving on Dagobah: "What a slimy mudhole, this is!" To Anakin in Jedi Council Chamber: "Yes, To Mace Windu you listen, one bad mutha, he is!" After witnessing/hearing of Anakin's fall to the Dark side: "Told you, I did! Train the boy, you should not! But NOooo, listen to Yoda, no one does, hmph!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Burner Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 "Pass the salt, will you?" don't you think it would be "Pass the salt, you will?" sounds a lot more like Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis_Maximus Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Russk Rijann "speech ipendiment I have, no joke it is" or "owned you are yes, witness my 133t skills you shall!" LOL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Like my flash logo? Click here to get one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "Master WIndu, Take my chair to the mechanic, you must. Time belt is acting up again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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