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OMG- all those hours of hot passionate cyber sex with NiKo have been for nothing????? :eek::(

 

 

Gawd Griswold, get a hold of yourself, NiKo is not gay, these are what you call jokes figure out what they mean. Trust me, NiKo is not gay- do you understand? I've known him for over a year now- actually a year and a half roughly, and I know him pretty well, he might be horny and desperate (jk) but he isn't gay. What the hell has gotten into you lately? You're being a pain in the arse all of a sudden

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Originally posted by Natty

You're being a pain in the arse all of a sudden

 

 

yeah! and i dont like pains in the arse....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!

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No thanx Griswold- I prefer a real man and NiKo satisfys me completly- when my bf isn't around of course. Besides, if you join us that means your bisexual. Everyone knows that if it's a male/male/female 3some it's considered that both guys are bisexual, coz no guy in their right mind would have sex unless they're attracted to other guys. Of course females don't really care about this which is why when you have a female/female/male 3some, both the women can be straight, or bisexual.

 

I think Griswold just let the cat out of the bag. He's bisexual and has the hots for NiKo. I'd be careful NiKo... he might have printed off your pics and might use them to clear his mess up after a session of jerking off... oh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww feral that's just icky*shudders*

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Well now you know how NiKo feels- he didn't appreciate the gay comments, regardless of whether you were joking or not- and now when I say your bisexual, which mind you I was being sarcastic over- you get so defensive.

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Originally posted by Griswold

me????????bi???????? ok I have the hottest girl friend, beside, ur acting like me now, u beleive everything i say....

 

and, Im not a real man, ur kidding, u cant adle me Natty, u cant.....

 

That doesn't mean you're not bisexual! :D

 

@K: Okay...I didn't read it...should I have? :p

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Originally posted by Griswold

beside, ur acting like me now,

And that's a bad thing, right?

 

Originally posted by Griswold

and, Im not a real man,

 

so i dont get it, your gay, yet claiming to be straight?

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I was quoting Natty g,

 

ok lets just stop this, well..no its fun, but lets get this straight, im not bi, and Niko's not gay...

 

but lets keep up like if we are, im laughing my ass off here...!!

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*sings* fight like a man talk like a man...

 

ummmmmmm... I think that's how the song goes...uhhhhhh...I dunno, if Brighty was here he'd probably know what song I'm talking about, he likes that music

 

Has anyone ever noticed that all the good looking guys are gay? Where is the fairness in all of that? :mad:

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This topic's getting weirder and weirder. When I started reading, I wanted to post: Another week, then a week of tests, then vacation.

 

But now, I'll just say:

 

I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks (The BHG)

 

This song is ****ing brilliant

 

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter.

 

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many pushups I can do?

I just wish I was queer so I could get

 

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a supermodel would be easy

 

'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get

 

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

 

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get

 

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

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