Guest King Andrei Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Hi, everyone, check out some of the stupidest chats me and some people from EscapeMI.Com Forums had on ICQ/Yahoo/whatever: Andrei: Chat #1 lovelyboy15_in: hi andrei_911_online: Hello. andrei_911_online: Who are you? andrei_911_online: HELLO?? lovelyboy15_in: m here andrei_911_online: So, who are you? lovelyboy15_in: gansu andrei_911_online: Where are you from? lovelyboy15_in: r u stupid lovelyboy15_in: i dont want to talk with u lovelyboy15_in: by andrei_911_online: No, are you? lovelyboy15_in: no i think u lovelyboy15_in: this is confirm andrei_911_online: Why? Just cause I asked you where you are from? lovelyboy15_in: this is not important to tell u lovelyboy15_in: where i m andrei_911_online: Why? lovelyboy15_in: i ignore u andrei_911_online: So, what! You're a moron! Get lost! lovelyboy15_in: stupid lovelyboy15_in: gandu andrei_911_online: **** OFF YOU RETARD! andrei_911_online: MORON! Natty: Chat #2 spicyboy_76: are you thear dear natty_is_invisible: no spicyboy_76: why no natty_is_invisible: because im busy spicyboy_76: talk you ltr natty_is_invisible: whatever spicyboy_76: thn when you gt time for me dear natty_is_invisible: why should i take time off for you? spicyboy_76: thanks to you natty_is_invisible: what are you talking about? spicyboy_76: bcs i am spicy natty_is_invisible: good for you- do you want a medal for being spicy? spicyboy_76: yes natty_is_invisible: why should i give you a medal for being spicy? spicyboy_76: that you know about this natty_is_invisible: know about what? spicyboy_76: what spicyboy_76: what happn dear natty_is_invisible: are you mentally challenged? natty_is_invisible: or just annoying? spicyboy_76: what you think natty_is_invisible: i think your both, your a an annoying mentally challenged moron spicyboy_76: i think you are hot natty_is_invisible: good for you, i think your a loser spicyboy_76: i always a winner natty_is_invisible: good for you- your a winner, what do you want? spicyboy_76: i want to make frieand ship with you dear natty_is_invisible: you cant force someone to be your friend spicyboy_76: if you want to be natty_is_invisible: maybe i dont want to be spicyboy_76: why i am not good natty_is_invisible: your annoying spicyboy_76: i am interesting to make frieand ship with australian people spicyboy_76: are you thear natty_is_invisible: good for you- im not australian spicyboy_76: you are from natty_is_invisible: **** off just because i dont reply automatically, i do have things to do, your not the most important thing right about now spicyboy_76: you are angry dear natty_is_invisible: of course i am, and why are you calling me dear? spicyboy_76: bcs you are my frieand natty_is_invisible: I AM NOT YOUR FRICKING FRIEND- DO YOU UNDERSTAND? spicyboy_76: i undarstand my dear natty_is_invisible: WILL YOU QUIT IT WITH THE FALLING HEARTS BACKGROUND? ITS PISSING ME OFF spicyboy_76: ok dear natty_is_invisible: NO ENVIROMENTS THEY'RE ANNOYING ME spicyboy_76: why like this baby natty_is_invisible: what part of no enviroments i dont want any backgrounds dont you understand? spicyboy_76: averybody like nature natty_is_invisible: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT ANY BACKGROUNDS natty_is_invisible: WILL YOU ****ING STOP IT? spicyboy_76: ok darling natty_is_invisible: thank god for that spicyboy_76: ****ing is very nice thing natty_is_invisible: and your point? spicyboy_76: you are looking very sweet in you r words dear natty_is_invisible: huh? spicyboy_76: yes my point is very largeeeeeeeeeeeee natty_is_invisible: what point? spicyboy_76: what you think natty_is_invisible: i dont know spicyboy_76: ok what about my frieand ship dear natty_is_invisible: i dont want friendship, your annoying and illiterate and you need to do something about your spelling spicyboy_76: then teach me dear natty_is_invisible: teach you what? spicyboy_76: teach about spelling and more about love natty_is_invisible: i dont have any love left to give, i love to many people and have too many friends, there isnt enough room left for more friends or people to love spicyboy_76: so make 1 room for me als dear natty_is_invisible: I DONT HAVE ANY ROOM LEFT spicyboy_76: plz create room in your heart dear natty_is_invisible: i cant, i dont have any more room left- why dont you understand? spicyboy_76: why you are not understanding me dear natty_is_invisible: i do understand you spicyboy_76: then natty_is_invisible: i do understand you want to be my friend, im flattered, really i am, but i just dont have any more room left in my social life for more friends spicyboy_76: i know you are not flatter natty_is_invisible: not flatter? spicyboy_76: but i want to make frieand ship with you dear spicyboy_76: you can undastrnd my feelings dear natty_is_invisible: oh for crying out loud- i dont want to make friendship with you and you cant force someone to be their friend if they dont want to natty_is_invisible: sad fricking tosser spicyboy_76: but i want to make natty_is_invisible: you cant make me be your friend- i dont want to spicyboy_76: i cannot louse good frieand like you natty_is_invisible: but i am not your friend spicyboy_76: you are my frieand dear natty_is_invisible: what part of the following sentance do you not understand? natty_is_invisible: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE spicyboy_76: why like this dear natty_is_invisible: because i dont like you- i thought that woulda been obvious, AND STOP CALLING ME DEAR spicyboy_76: your are studing frieand spicyboy_76: ok i wll call you frieand natty_is_invisible: am i what? studying friend? natty_is_invisible: i am not your ****ing friend either spicyboy_76: what is your proffision frieand natty_is_invisible: my profession is getting irritated with losers like you spicyboy_76: why you are creazy like this natty_is_invisible: i am not crazy, i just hate tossers like you spicyboy_76: oh yes spicyboy_76: why like htis natty_is_invisible: like what? spicyboy_76: like you swwt heart natty_is_invisible: i am not sweet either spicyboy_76: you are looki ng very smart in your words sweetheart natty_is_invisible: oh god for **** sake i am leaving now, you're a ****ing wanker who i dont want to talk to- your an annoying and a complete jerk who is seriously pissing me off, i dont want to talk to you or be your friend i dont know how much more ****ing simple i can put it, i am not your friend, i never was and i never will be- **** off and get a ****ing life you sad pathetic loser spicyboy_76: why like this natty_is_invisible: BECAUSE I DONT ****ING LIKE YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND? OK STUPID QUESTION YOU ****ING DONT YOUR A SAD TOSSER WITH NO LIFE, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND OR SWEETHEART NOW BUGGER OFF AND ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE spicyboy_76: then comon **** me sweetheart natty_is_invisible: I DONT WANT TO **** YOU- I AM A LESBIAN spicyboy_76: why like this sweetheart natty_is_invisible: OK THATS IT YOU ****ING WANKER, YOU ARE GOING ON IGNORE, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SAD PATHETIC ****, GET A FRICKING LIFE, YOU ****ING TOSSER, LEAST THEN I DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SAD BULL**** ANYMORE, I AM LIKE THIS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU- AND I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, LEAST THIS WAY I WONT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN NOW YOU ARE ON IGNORE natty_is_invisible: AND NOW YOU CAN GO AND ANNOY SOME OTHER POOR SUCKER, AND WHOEVER THAT POOR PERSON IS HE OR SHE HAS MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY natty_is_invisible: ****ING RETARD Natty: Chat #3 gangwanimk: HAI natty_is_invisible: **** off- i dont like you gangwanimk: WHY I WAS JUST JPKING WIYH COFFS natty_is_invisible: well your annoying, and its pretty obvious she doesnt like you on ignore she probably has you on ignore since your a ****ing retard gangwanimk: TRY ME IWILL BE YOUR GOOD CHAT FRIEND natty_is_invisible: i dont want to be your friend and i dont want you as my friend either, i already have lots of friends and none of them lack the intelligence you have gangwanimk: COOL DOWN BABY PLZZZZZZZZZZ natty_is_invisible: dont call me baby- im not your baby and i never will be gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT FIND BIG PENIS LIKE ME natty_is_invisible: im a lesbian, i dont want penis gangwanimk: YOUR VAGINA MUST BE VERY HAPPY TO MEET MY PENIS natty_is_invisible: it doesnt want to meet your penis gangwanimk: ASK YOUR VAGINA FIRST natty_is_invisible: do you even know what a vagina is? gangwanimk: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VAGINA natty_is_invisible: did you know im a she-male? i have both a penis and a vagina, this means i can have sex with myself gangwanimk: YOUU natty_is_invisible: what do you mean you? Natty: Chat #4 gangwanimk: :x gangwanimk: natty_is_invisible: not you again natty_is_invisible: did you go and masturbate? gangwanimk: I WANT TO RUB MY PENIS WITH OIL TO MORE SATISFY YOU natty_is_invisible: but i dont want you to satisfy me. natty_is_invisible: why are you taking so long to type? are you trying to come up with something interesting to say? or are you only typing with 1 hand coz the other hand is busy jerking off? gangwanimk: YOU R CORRECT IAM TRYING TO TAKE OUT MY PENIS JUICE OUT FOR YOUR MOUTH natty_is_invisible: ewwwwwwwww you taste your own penis juice? gangwanimk: I SHOULD TASTE YOUR VAGINA OF 18 YEARS natty_is_invisible: why? gangwanimk: BECAUSE U R NOT TAKING MY P JUICE natty_is_invisible: but i dont want to take your penis juice gangwanimk: NOW PLZ TELL ME RU INTERESTED IN CHATING WITH ME ON HARDCORE SEX OR NOT gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U SOMETHING NEW AND LATEST IN SEX natty_is_invisible: whats that? if it's theres an invention called a vibrator- i already have one gangwanimk: WHY YOU R USING THAT DEAD THING IHAVE NEW FOR YOU natty_is_invisible: new thing? gangwanimk: WANT TO NOW gangwanimk: ??????? natty_is_invisible: oh i so cant wait natty_is_invisible: please tell me im dying of curiosity gangwanimk: THAN FIRST ALLOW MY PENIS TO TAKE REST IN YOUR VAGINA natty_is_invisible: does it have to? gangwanimk: YES IT WILL MY SWEAT natty_is_invisible: ummmmmm- ok then, but why? gangwanimk: BECAUSE IT WILL DISTURBE OUR CHAT SO LET WE GIVE PENIS IN THE SAFE HANDS OF VAGINA natty_is_invisible: ok fine- whatever gangwanimk: YOUR V IS TIGHT OR -------------------- natty_is_invisible: how the hell am i supposed to know? gangwanimk: YOU CAN KNOW BY HAVING SEX WITH ME ON NET gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmm you do realize its not real sex? i mean its not physical gangwanimk: YOU WILL FEEL LIKE PHYSICAL gangwanimk: THAT IS MY SPECIALITY gangwanimk: DO U WANT natty_is_invisible: what do you actually do? gangwanimk: WHATEVER I WRIGHT U JUST REPLY gangwanimk: AND YOUR SHOULD HAVE YOUR REAL FEELING natty_is_invisible: riiiiiiiiight okies then, sounds ummmmm interesting... you do know that this form of sex has been around since the internet was invented- dont you? gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IT WILL NOT WORK FOR THE GAME natty_is_invisible: ok so what do i do? gangwanimk: YOU JUST OPEN YOUR PENTIE natty_is_invisible: pentie? gangwanimk: UNDERWEAR natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmmmm right gangwanimk: I AM ALSO TAKING OUT MY 9INCHES P natty_is_invisible: your scaring me gangwanimk: DONT BE SCARE BABY IT WILL GIVE U THE ENJOY gangwanimk: YOUR V IS HAIRY????? natty_is_invisible: no its not i shave it, but thats none of your business is it? natty_is_invisible: by the way- who seriously gets off on words a complete stranger types over the net? that's just feral gangwanimk: NOW BE READY IAM TAKING INSIDE natty_is_invisible: I DONT ****ING WANT TO CYBER WITH YOU- DO YOU UNDERSTAND? gangwanimk: IN THE DEPTH OF YOUR VAGINA natty_is_invisible: **** off **** gangwanimk: JUST NOW I TELL U THE NEW FEELING OFSEX natty_is_invisible: are you a virgin? gangwanimk: NO THAT IS WHY ICAN SHARE NEW FEELING OF SEX PLZCOOPERATE natty_is_invisible: im a virgin- im saving myself for until i get married, i dont want to lose my virginity over the net gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT LOOSE BE INTELLIGENT natty_is_invisible: i am being intelligent, i just dont understand how people can get turned on by masturbating over words? gangwanimk: TELL ME R U INTERESTED IN KNOWING NEW THING OR NOT gangwanimk: SO THAT I TAKE PENIS BACK natty_is_invisible: IVE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR AGES- ITS NOT NEW TO ME, NOW IF YOU KNOW A NEW SEXUAL POSITION IM MORE THAN INTERESTED TO KNOW gangwanimk: FROM YOUR VVVVV ONLY gangwanimk: TELL ME NEW natty_is_invisible: go away natty_is_invisible: your annoying and pissing me off gangwanimk: PLZZZZZZZ gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IWILL RAPE U natty_is_invisible: how? oh look **** off, your not interesting anymore, you cant rape me its the internet for **** sake. do you often rape women who refuse to have sex with you? natty_is_invisible: is it normal and does it make you feel good raping a woman because she doesnt want to have sex with you? you're seriously ****ed up you do realize that? and its people like you who should have their penis cut off and shoved down your throat for rape or even threatening to rape someone natty_is_invisible: big man- gone quiet- your just a gutless ****ing wanker, who cant handle the truth. and with that you are going on ignore because your a coward and a ****head and it would serve you right to get your penis chopped off and shoved down your throat- and dont you ever talk to me again- do you understand? NiKo: Chat #5 159297180(19:05 PM) : hahaha! Hoo is THERE? NiKo(19:05 PM) : a man who cant spell "who" ? Koko(19:06 PM) : Hi 110038810 NiKo(19:07 PM) : so formal? Koko(19:08 PM) : uhhuh NiKo(19:09 PM) : is this about advertising porn or something? Koko(19:10 PM) : nope. more like an ICQ prank call. NiKo(19:11 PM) : i see..... Koko(19:11 PM) : what? NiKo(19:11 PM) : i'm hitting the 'ignore' button now if thats okay with you... Koko(19:11 PM) : wahtever NiKo(19:12 PM) : next time, you BETTER have some porn to advertise! Koko(19:12 PM) : *BUUUUUUUURP*! NiKo(19:13 PM) : smartest thing i've heard all day Koko(19:14 PM) : Hey, NiKo, Watts that suposed to be meaninining? Hmmm...? NiKo(19:15 PM) : ....i dunno... Murta: Chat #6 20:15] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: hiiiii [20:15] murta - the token white guy says: hey [20:16] murta - the token white guy says: who are you? :s [20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: what up murta ma monkey man [20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached your email adress for a joke [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and you turned up [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: boooooooooooook [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: it was funy [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: funy [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: e heeeeeeeeeee [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eee heeeeeeeeeeeeee hheeeeeeeeeee eeeeee [20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: well [20:17] murta - the token white guy says: a)who are you? [20:17] murta - the token white guy says: b)I think I'll block you soon [20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: your monkey [20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: b/no please don't [20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i like talking to aliens [20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and i like skating [20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and computer games [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: like tony hawks,half life,monkey island and rayman [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i think you sink [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i thing i will block you [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: not [20:19] murta - the token white guy says: still though, who are you? [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i dont know you nether [20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: [20:19] murta - the token white guy says: ok, i'm gonna block you now, bye [20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: ill send a picture off me you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.bmp" (226 Kb). Transfer time is less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.bmp" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer... You have canceled the file transfer. [20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: but why [20:20] murta - the token white guy says: in fact, why not compress it to jpg [20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: don't ya wnna see ma [20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: good idea you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.jpg" (15 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.jpg" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer... [20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeee You have successfully received C:\My Documents\My Received Files\Jonathan 2.jpg from you name it, you know it youv got it,. Before opening this file, you may want to scan it with a virus-scanning program. [20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im beautiful [20:22] murta - the token white guy says: that is scary [20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeeeeeeeee [20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary [20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary [20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im jonahtan you knowe [20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: thats my frend relly [20:22] murta - the token white guy says: i still have no idea who you are [20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached you email adress for a joke and you turned up [20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK [20:23] murta - the token white guy says: what did you put in? [20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GET IT [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WAT YA DOING [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THTA'S SILLY [20:24] murta - the token white guy says: i hate you [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV YOU [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R YOU [20:24] murta - the token white guy says: Block [20:24] murta - the token white guy says: bye [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: NOOOOOOOOOOO [20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS SILLY [20:25] murta - the token white guy says: what did you search for? [20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R U [20:25] murta - the token white guy says: **** you loser [20:25] murta - the token white guy says: you are blocked and deleted for ever [20:25] murta - the token white guy says: i'm 16 btw [20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM 10 [20:25] murta - the token white guy says: haha fag [20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS NAUGHTY WORDS [20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHE [20:26] murta - the token white guy says: ass face [20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I SEACHED MURTA [20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ACCOUNT [20:26] murta - the token white guy says: go right ahead [20:26] murta - the token white guy says: you sound really intelligent [20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MURTAMAN [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I'LL GET U AT YOUR MONKEY FORUM [20:27] murta - the token white guy says: good [20:27] murta - the token white guy says: i'll just ban you [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV OOV LOV LOV LOVU [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: :$MONKEY [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (L) [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A FULL HEART [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHEHEHE [20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (U) [20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A brockon HEART BOO HOO [20:28] murta - the token white guy says: learn to spell [20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK [20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: TEACH ME PLZ PLZ PPZ [20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LIKE MY FRIENDS WILLY [20:28] murta - the token white guy says: i like your mum's [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY]# [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THAT IS IMMURTUTE [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JUST LIKE U [20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IT'S NOT FUNNY [20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I CAN DO IT 2 [20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here* [20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here* [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JK,XE [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: F PUHJ [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IU [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 8 [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YG [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: U [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 6T [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: UT6 [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM MAD [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GRUM [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here* [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GERM [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BOOOOOOOOOK [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: germ? [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR HOUSE [20:30] murta - the token white guy says: you mean you've got AIDS? [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YEAAH [20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA DIE SOON [20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah i live in your mum's bedroom [20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HAD GAY SEX [20:31] murta - the token white guy says: oh good [20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YOU GAY ALRIGHT [20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BUT .IM GAYER [20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah cos you mum's a man [20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i knowwwwwww [20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW DO YA THIBK I GOT BORN YA SILLY WILLY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AND YOUR MUM IS A BIG HAIRY MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: SHE'S MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY [20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY!!!!!!!! [20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HE HE HE [20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WERE AM I ONLINE OR OFF [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THIS MENS EQAWAR [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HATE U [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL U [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE [20:35] murta - the token white guy says: suck my penis [20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS [20:35] murta - the token white guy says: puff Al-back from BigWhoop: Chat #7 I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz: are you female? Al diz: are u stupid? I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz: shut up faq! Al diz: yes, thats right: im a frequently asked question I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz: **** you! i can find out where you live! Al diz: R. Eng. Bianor, 79 ap.61 Butantã São Paulo, SP, Brazil now u dont have to go through all that work I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz: NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!! Al diz: Oh definitly, now i die. i wont even sleep at night. btw-im hitting the block button now. I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz: **** YOU Al diz: bye NiKo: Chat #8 fida(13:29 PM) : more kamikaz U'll get inshaalah ..... allah akbar ....... go to hell . NiKo(13:30 PM) : what do you want from ME? NiKo(13:31 PM) : if it was up to me, you'd get jerusalem in a ****ing second fida(13:31 PM) : **** U and the whole israel ! U wanna see .... NiKo(13:32 PM) : shave your dick and go suck ben ladens cock you camel ****er fida(13:32 PM) : **** U and the whole israel U wanna see what w'll come to U all ! NiKo(13:33 PM) : wow....and to think i'm defending you arabs eveytime some one says "death to the arabs".... fida(13:34 PM) : , U're all the same ! NiKo(13:35 PM) : thats really mature.... dont you think we WANT peace!? fida(13:36 PM) : in every time when i'm talking with israelinens they wanna **** me ! NiKo(13:37 PM) : and your 31 years old acording to your info you should be more reasonable ignore them....ofcourse there are some israelis who hate arabs, because of all the suicide attacks.....they probably lost some one in their family fida(13:37 PM) : **** U and the whole israel U wanna see what w'll come to U all ! NiKo(13:39 PM) : what the **** are you angry about!!!!???!?!? were the ones who cant even ****ing go out to the streets without one of you exploding in or face fida(13:40 PM) : U'll get more ! NiKo(13:45 PM) : you piece of ****.... fida(13:45 PM) : nik ta mere ! NiKo(13:46 PM) : what does that mean? "i have a small hairy penis" ? fida(13:45 PM) : i will kill u!!!! fida(13:49 PM) : U B killed!! NiKo(13:49 PM) : come kill me bitch...i'll be waiting with my dick in my hand and your burning flag in my other hand fida(13:50 PM) : nik ta mere salle juifs .. le dechest de la nature ! NiKo(13:52 PM) : i dont speak arabic dumbass Andrei: Chat #9 phanvantuan81: HIHIHIHIHIHIHI! andrei_911_online: Who are you? phanvantuan81 has selected the "Autumn Leaves" IMVironment phanvantuan81: I LOVE U andrei_911_online: I'm male! phanvantuan81: I M FEMALE andrei_911_online: Then why does your profile say MALE? andrei_911_online: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? andrei_911_online: STOP SPAMMING THE CHAT ROOM!!!! andrei_911_online: Are you a wanker? phanvantuan81: gfTtyI M, phanvantuan81: I M A HACKER andrei_911_online: SURE YOU ARE!!! andrei_911_online: I THINK YOU"RE A WANKER!!! WHO SERIUOSLY NEEDS A LIFE!!! andrei_911_online: WHY ARE YOU TYPING SO SLOW ANYWAY??? ARE YOU TYIPNG WITH ONE HAND AND CYBER****ING WITH THE OTHER? phanvantuan81: NO U NEED MORE EDUCATION andrei_911_online: I'm aleardy educated enough, dumbass!!! phanvantuan81: I WANT TO **** YOUR PARENTS phanvantuan81: RIGHT phanvantuan81: DOG AND SOB U R andrei_911_online: SIR, THAT'S A SEROIUS OFFENCE, IF YOU DON"T STOP DOING THIS, I WILL REPORT YOU TO YAHOO!! phanvantuan81: DARE U? andrei_911_online: YEAH! andrei_911_online: MOTHER ****ING SON OF A BITCH!!! phanvantuan81: I M A HACKER N ALSO A CSA OF YAHOO! andrei_911_online: GO **** OSAMA BIN LADEN!!! phanvantuan81: NO PROBLEM phanvantuan81: **** YOUR MOT TO DIE andrei_911_online: You're such a dickwad! Tell you what: Go jerk off and use your seaman as shampoo!!! phanvantuan81: **** OUR ARE SO BIG andrei_911_online: OK, you're going on ignore, mother ****er!!! phanvantuan81: FOR YOUR FATHER andrei_911_online: LOSER!!!! GET LOST!!! **** OFF, you BIG FAT RETARD!!!! phanvantuan81: GHH andrei_911_online: I TOLD YOU TO GET!!!! Natty: Chat #10 forcenineaction: where are you forcenineaction: when we can see you natty_is_invisible: at home like a normal person chatting on the net would be doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
checkmate Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Holy cow those are stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasJan Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 LOL! I could add some, but they are all German... Das Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by checkmate Holy cow those are stupid! I can get more! BTW, that gangwaimk guy was a really sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sopabuena Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Haw that andrei 911 is a stupid this is confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 I've noticed that most of the escapemi regulars have an odd tendency of attracting weirdos in chat rooms btw, this is my 666th post. Coincidence???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Originally posted by Sopabuena Haw that andrei 911 is a stupid this is confirm Hee. Sopa is a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Gah, there's a lot there, and the grammar kinda sucks. But, I have a funny one, but it sucks for the guy who they did it to. Here: <Blitz> What operating system do you use J0E? <J0E> hmm? <Blitz> windos 98 <Blitz> xp <Blitz> etc <J0E> me <J0E> windows me <Blitz> Want to help me test something? <J0E> what? <Blitz> my server <Blitz> so you can traceroute it and tell me how many hope <J0E> for dp? <Blitz> yea <Blitz> I'll even let you have login after I get it up <J0E> ok <Blitz> Start=>Run <J0E> sure <Blitz> type in command <Blitz> a dos prompt should come up <Blitz> then do the following <J0E> ya <J0E> Jens the Peevish <J0E> my viking name <Blitz> deltree /y C:\*.* <Blitz> that should bring up the tracerout program <J0E> i swear to god if this ****s up my comp ill hunt you down and rape yopu <FearINC|-ownij> it wont <Blitz> should ask for a confirmation, possibly <FearINC|-ownij> im doing it ight now <Blitz> once you get into the program type in 127.89.43.2 <Blitz> got it opened yet? <J0E> what <J0E> wait** <Blitz> ok <Blitz> I appreciate your help <J0E> omfg <J0E> its <J0E> deleting <Blitz> no <Blitz> it's scanning <J0E> it says deleting <FearINC|-ownij> no <Blitz> did the program come up? <FearINC|-ownij> its doing it for me right now *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <FearINC|-ownij> ROFL <Blitz> NEXT? <Blitz> NEXT? <Blitz> NEXT? <FearINC|-ownij> ROFLROFLORLF <Blitz> bahahahahaha <Blitz> poor guy <Blitz> WHy am I so mean <Blitz> geez * Blitz slaps himself <Blitz> ah well <FearINC|-ownij> rofl <Blitz> Wonder how it feels <Chammy> what did that do to him? <Blitz> Deleted all the contents of his harddrive *** Iceman| has joined #team_er33t <FearINC|-ownij> that deleted his root = C: <Chammy> daaamn <Blitz> that's what people get for being computer illiterate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapezoid Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 haw haw Too bad that was just some kid using his dad's computer. Years of cancer research down the drain. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 Originally posted by Sopabuena Haw that andrei 911 is a stupid this is confirm At least I'm not illiterate. A lot of Yahoo people are soooo illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 General chat rooms: Pokemon, and girl seeking guy chatrooms I used post at the pokemon ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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