QuietSith Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Any car or house with loud ©rap music playing will be bombed, and the owner's ear drums will be yanked out!
Tyrion Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Yeah,right:rolleyes: When I'm dictator I'll make Raven make Jedi Knight 3,and if they screw up,I'll send them to my"targeting practice"
Jedi6k6 Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Yeah,right:rolleyes: When I'm dictator I'll make Raven make Jedi Knight 3,and if they screw up,I'll send them to my"targeting practice" Thats when I overthrow you. Then I will begin my 200000000000000000000000000000 year empire
Tyrion Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Then after 200000000000000000000000000001 years,I'll overthrow you and rule my empire for infinity.
ShockV1.89 Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Yeah,right:rolleyes: When I'm dictator I'll make Raven make Jedi Knight 3,and if they screw up,I'll send them to my"targeting practice" I'd hate to think thats your motivation for world domination. Doesnt speak well for the future. ShockV1.89
Ben_Walker Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 When I become dictator of the world, I'll get someone to install 2000 MB's of RAM onto my computer, so I can play JK2!!!!!! and also make some sort of doomsday weapon or something evil...
Vestril Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 I wouldn't want to be dictator of the world...how boring. I want a child of mine to be dictator of the world. That way I can do all sorts of cool things and break all kinds of laws without having to worry about the reprecussions
Zindell Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Dictators don't tend to live long, They seem to get stabbed by their best friends and bodyguards. I think i'd steer clear of that.
Ben_Walker Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Bringing peace to the Earth through peace negoatiations is a good way to avoid being stabbed by your bestr friend or body guard. They tend to kill you for bringing about war.
Zindell Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Ah but then what if your best friends or bodyguards wanted to go to war then they'd stab you anyways. There can never be peace in our world. not 100% peace such as no violance whatsoever. Perfection is boring.
Narlick Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 If I was dictator of the world, I would, ....... ... eat a bagel, and then I WOULD EAT ANOTHER BAGEL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ALL TREMBLE AT MY MAD BAGEL EATING SKILLS!!!!
atinymonkey Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Ah, I'm just going to stick to being an Overlord. With my cute fluffy looks, no one will be able to think that I am capable of evil. More than that, it will confuse my enemys when they enter my bleack and forboding Castle and find a 8 inch Monkey controlling the empire. Can you think of a hero worth his salt who could get away with overthowing a 8 inch Monkey, claiming it to be 'Evil'? While they are distracted, my loyal Kowala troops will rip them to shreds. A foolproof plan, methinks. Mhuuwhooo ha ha ha ha ha ha, chough, ahem. Sorry.
Narlick Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 actually, , I have no problen in hurting cute fuzzy monkeys or Ewoks, mainly because them good eatin. But I like bagels more, fufufufufufufufufu!!!!!!!!!!! All will tremble wiht fear!!!!!!!! except for Jawa's cause they kick ass
Narlick Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Preach it, cause everyone loves bagels :Im flunent in eating 125087 kinds of bagels :I use bagels to trap outlaws : Bagels help me survive so many near-death situations :Hooh Haah, bagels help my breathing problem : HOOTNEE, jaba-jada
Zindell Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 : I will not allow my people to suffer and Die while you discuss this over a bagel. : The bagel will be with you, always. Unless you eat it. : at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will get the bagels.
atinymonkey Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Fine. I'll be forced to introduce some kind of Bagel baited trap at the door to my lair. Or a bagel insentive scheme, perhaps. I can't beleive he'll eat a cute fluffy Monkey. I'll give him a furball th choke on, see if I don't.
Zindell Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Well we'd of course shave you first. Nobody likes a fury ewok, they just dont taste right.
atinymonkey Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 Note to self. Ban razors in new empire. Also sharp bladed objects and scissors. And people who are unkind to cats. And bald people. Buy a gun. And a wig. Excellent.
Narlick Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 :I clean my bike with Bagels :Thanks to bagels, I got a raise :Your mind tricks don't work on us, only bagels :People like bagels more then me
ShockV1.89 Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 You know, if Narlick is a dude, a bagel fetish might be possible...... ShockV1.89
Zindell Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 And i don't wanna go there... BTW nice avatar shock... It's Michael Bolton right?
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