Jump to content

Home

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....


Spyque64

Recommended Posts

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

 

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookies are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you

didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the

dark side...it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock

thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your

land-speeder.

* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in

through the window.

* Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the

Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood

deck.

* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I am in Georgia. (A.K.A. Hell)

 

 

I see alot of redneck things. Here is my list:

 

-If your House has more miles on it then your speeder

 

-If you give your lightsaber a name

 

-If you turn to the dark side simply because your team lost the super bowl

 

-If your Master says "Come 'ere and look at this before I flush it!"

 

-If Darth Willie Nelson is your hero

 

-If Someone offers you a death stick, and use the mind trick and say "You will give me ALL of your deathsticks."

 

-If You say "Jawas? Dems good eatin!"

 

-If after a space battle, you fix your ship with duct tape

 

-If your Protocal droid goes hunting with you

 

-If your Astromech droid Also acts as your foot rest

 

 

hope I helped contribute. :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Most of you are lucky. I live down in Texas..not by choice...but I live like 2-3 hours south-east of Dallas...a tiny tiny town made fully of redneck.(think of a town mad of medichlorines or whatever...but those for rednecks)IT IS HORRIBLE! Me and 7-8 friends are the only thing keeping us away from going crazy!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...