Spyque64 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. * Wookies are offended by your B.O. * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. * Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 hahahhah Nice shtuffs :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 the bad thing is my neighbors are rednecks *shutter* please help me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 i see alot of that redneck stuff in alabama yom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellFyre69 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 well, i dont get to c much rednecks in L.A. Mostly AzN, and ******s (i'm not racists, but thats how in my city they like to be call) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Up here there's a lot of Russians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 lol fortunatly there aren't to many red necks here is southern claifornia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 lotta rednecks here in NC too...however..this one cracks me up: Your Jedi robe is camouflage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Well I live in WV one of the biggest redneck places in the world. So I got a kick out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 I am in Georgia. (A.K.A. Hell) I see alot of redneck things. Here is my list: -If your House has more miles on it then your speeder -If you give your lightsaber a name -If you turn to the dark side simply because your team lost the super bowl -If your Master says "Come 'ere and look at this before I flush it!" -If Darth Willie Nelson is your hero -If Someone offers you a death stick, and use the mind trick and say "You will give me ALL of your deathsticks." -If You say "Jawas? Dems good eatin!" -If after a space battle, you fix your ship with duct tape -If your Protocal droid goes hunting with you -If your Astromech droid Also acts as your foot rest hope I helped contribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 I learned that rednecks aren't so bad, if you speak slowly. I did a study on them in a visit to Kentucky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril I learned that rednecks aren't so bad, if you speak slowly. I did a study on them in a visit to Kentucky... Care to share? (I'm a poet and didnt even know it! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 No...not really. Maybe when you're older , this was an in depth study:naughty::naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril No...not really. Maybe when you're older , this was an in depth study:naughty::naughty: Does this have anything to do with how babies are made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Does this have anything to do with how babies are made? No...nothing like...that *walks away slowly, whistling as he goes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 thank god. all my X wing's wings are all dusty and dirty. none are primer color im sure. hmm i got camo shoes... blue camo but those are Chad Muska's 802s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Kansas is full of rednecks!! that and mexican workers. and is it me or is it that us americans have to deal with the rednecks. ive not seem anyone post anything about rednecks in the uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 'Round about here's in Misery, or Missouri, as you folks call it, we got rednecks, river rats, trailer trash, and hillbillies, all in one general area. Now don't that just beat all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by MasterD-LeyAmas 'Round about here's in Misery, or Missouri, as you folks call it, we got rednecks, river rats, trailer trash, and hillbillies, all in one general area. Now don't that just beat all! you mean Branson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Well, they're pretty much everywhere, but only the fancy ones are in Branson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arca Jeth Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Most of you are lucky. I live down in Texas..not by choice...but I live like 2-3 hours south-east of Dallas...a tiny tiny town made fully of redneck.(think of a town mad of medichlorines or whatever...but those for rednecks)IT IS HORRIBLE! Me and 7-8 friends are the only thing keeping us away from going crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 i live in the mayberry of all towns. I am pretty much the only sane one here. we go to wal mart for fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Hey, sounds like you know the area round here in Misery, Maximus... Cape Girardeau, Truman, Springfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Spriendfield, Hollister. My grandparents live in Hollister. They are white trash. they live on poverty gulch. No lie! I prefer to stay here in kansas though near the oklahoma border Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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