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You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

 

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookies are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you

didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the

dark side...it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock

thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your

land-speeder.

* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in

through the window.

* Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the

Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood

deck.

* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

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I am in Georgia. (A.K.A. Hell)

 

 

I see alot of redneck things. Here is my list:

 

-If your House has more miles on it then your speeder

 

-If you give your lightsaber a name

 

-If you turn to the dark side simply because your team lost the super bowl

 

-If your Master says "Come 'ere and look at this before I flush it!"

 

-If Darth Willie Nelson is your hero

 

-If Someone offers you a death stick, and use the mind trick and say "You will give me ALL of your deathsticks."

 

-If You say "Jawas? Dems good eatin!"

 

-If after a space battle, you fix your ship with duct tape

 

-If your Protocal droid goes hunting with you

 

-If your Astromech droid Also acts as your foot rest

 

 

hope I helped contribute. :D

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Originally posted by Vestril

I learned that rednecks aren't so bad, if you speak slowly. I did a study on them in a visit to Kentucky...

 

Care to share?

 

(I'm a poet and didnt even know it!:D )

Posted
Originally posted by Vestril

No...not really. Maybe when you're older ;), this was an in depth study:naughty::naughty::naughty:

 

Does this have anything to do with how babies are made?:D

Posted
Originally posted by Tyrion

 

Does this have anything to do with how babies are made?:D

 

No...nothing like...that :eek:

 

*walks away slowly, whistling as he goes*

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Kansas is full of rednecks!!

 

that and mexican workers.

 

and is it me or is it that us americans have to deal with the rednecks. ive not seem anyone post anything about rednecks in the uk

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Originally posted by MasterD-LeyAmas

'Round about here's in Misery, or Missouri, as you folks call it, we got rednecks, river rats, trailer trash, and hillbillies, all in one general area. Now don't that just beat all!

 

you mean Branson?

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Most of you are lucky. I live down in Texas..not by choice...but I live like 2-3 hours south-east of Dallas...a tiny tiny town made fully of redneck.(think of a town mad of medichlorines or whatever...but those for rednecks)IT IS HORRIBLE! Me and 7-8 friends are the only thing keeping us away from going crazy!

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Spriendfield, Hollister.

 

My grandparents live in Hollister. They are white trash.

they live on poverty gulch. No lie!

 

I prefer to stay here in kansas though near the oklahoma border

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