MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 I'm in St. Chuck (St. Charles for the rest of y'all) and I went to school down at SMS, spent time in Springfield and Branson. Springfield's not that bad, have you ever been up to Truman college, or over to Cape Girardeau??? If you think Springfield's bad, don't ever go there. And since I'm done talking about hicks now, I'll drop the hick accent.
maxtheman Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 thi is some good shyat also if ..your favorite singer is darth brooks ..you have 25 wookiesin your backyard and you cant get close to any of em ..your breath could make a bantha fall over .."hey ma, can i take the work speeder over to the main drag?" ..you have pictures of padme in a farmers hat and nothing else
leXX Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Dath Maximus Kansas is full of rednecks!! that and mexican workers. and is it me or is it that us americans have to deal with the rednecks. ive not seem anyone post anything about rednecks in the uk Well yeah, we have our fair share of Rednecks over here unfortunately. We call them plain old racists.
Darth Talliusc Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Spyque64 [ You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.[/b] umm, dont mean to be a bratty nitpick but x-wings dont have doors. you enter through the cockpit WINDOW hatch, you then close the window and go. so i guess luke, wedge, biggs, porkins, janson, and all the other x-wing jocks are rednecks
Clem Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Cornwall <shudder> Devon <shudder> Dorset <shudder> Somerset ......... now thats a different story .... its a classy place .... with modern people ...... and .... the Wurzels
s0ulblihtr Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Texas here... Dallas to be exact. Don't see too many rednecks where I'm at. We have plenty though. They are mostly in the suburbs (the country part) Like Balch Springs and Seagoville.
leXX Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Darth Clem Cornwall <shudder> Devon <shudder> Dorset <shudder> Somerset ......... now thats a different story .... its a classy place .... with modern people ...... and .... the Wurzels The Wurzels...lmfao There is a distinct lack of sheep shaggers in London, thank God!
Clem Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 sheep shaggers are in wales and New zealand lexx the Inbred are down here and the wurzels ROCK!! hehe some of there songs are quite cool really
Darth Knight Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 LOL that was relly funny i live in georgia so i know that stuff personaly
Nebelwerfer_ Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 you might be a redneck if you say this: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Dath Maximus Kansas is full of rednecks!! that and mexican workers. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
leXX Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Darth Clem sheep shaggers are in wales and New zealand lexx the Inbred are down here and the wurzels ROCK!! hehe some of there songs are quite cool really farmers=sheep shaggers=racists
Nebelwerfer_ Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 My fellow americans... you are embarassing me in front of the Europeans :o
Nebelwerfer_ Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 21.) The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it. 22.) You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace. 23.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 24.) You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. 25.) More than half the droids you own don't function. 26.) The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. 27.) You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married. 28.) You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while on vacation on Hoth. 29.) Your moonshine is really made on the moon. 30.) You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. 31.) Sandpeople back down from your mama. 32.) You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI. 33.) You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent. 34.) You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. 35.) You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. 36.) A Wookie has told you that you need to shave. 37.) You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a cigarette with your lightsaber. 38.) You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. 39.) You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow. 40.) You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem. 41.) You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper. 42.) The Rancor monster refused to eat you. 43.) You discover that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother...
Twins of Doom Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote If after a space battle, you fix your ship with duct tape nothing wrong with duct tape...if you do that to fix (or improve) your X-Wing...well...you watch too much RedGreen
Clem Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Duct tape is like the force it has a dark side a light side and holds the universe together
Twins of Doom Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Quote Originally posted by Darth Clem Duct tape is like the force it has a dark side a light side and holds the universe together so very true
Shadow Angel Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 Umm, am I the only guy here who likes to have Confederate flags on their stuff?
Darth Groovy Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 44. You where a Jeff Gordan jacket to the Boonta Eve Podrace.
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