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I'm in St. Chuck (St. Charles for the rest of y'all) and I went to school down at SMS, spent time in Springfield and Branson. Springfield's not that bad, have you ever been up to Truman college, or over to Cape Girardeau??? If you think Springfield's bad, don't ever go there.

 

And since I'm done talking about hicks now, I'll drop the hick accent.

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thi is some good shyat

 

 

also if

..your favorite singer is darth brooks

..you have 25 wookiesin your backyard and you cant get close to

any of em

..your breath could make a bantha fall over

.."hey ma, can i take the work speeder over to the main drag?"

..you have pictures of padme in a farmers hat and nothing else

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Originally posted by Dath Maximus

Kansas is full of rednecks!!

 

that and mexican workers.

 

and is it me or is it that us americans have to deal with the rednecks. ive not seem anyone post anything about rednecks in the uk

 

Well yeah, we have our fair share of Rednecks over here unfortunately. We call them plain old racists.

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Originally posted by Spyque64

[ You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in

through the window.[/b]

 

 

umm, dont mean to be a bratty nitpick but x-wings dont have doors. you enter through the cockpit WINDOW hatch, you then close the window and go. so i guess luke, wedge, biggs, porkins, janson, and all the other x-wing jocks are rednecks

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Originally posted by Darth Clem

Cornwall <shudder>

 

Devon <shudder>

 

Dorset <shudder>

 

Somerset ......... now thats a different story .... its a classy place .... with modern people ...... and .... the Wurzels :)

 

The Wurzels...lmfao :lol:

 

There is a distinct lack of sheep shaggers in London, thank God!

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you might be a redneck if you say this:

 

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Originally posted by Dath Maximus

 

 

Kansas is full of rednecks!!

 

that and mexican workers.

 

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Originally posted by Darth Clem

sheep shaggers are in wales and New zealand lexx

 

the Inbred are down here

 

and the wurzels ROCK!! :)

 

hehe some of there songs are quite cool really

 

farmers=sheep shaggers=racists

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21.) The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.

 

22.) You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace.

 

23.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

 

24.) You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag.

 

25.) More than half the droids you own don't function.

 

26.) The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.

 

27.) You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.

 

28.) You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while on vacation on Hoth.

 

29.) Your moonshine is really made on the moon.

 

30.) You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.

 

31.) Sandpeople back down from your mama.

 

32.) You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.

 

33.) You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.

 

34.) You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.

 

35.) You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.

 

36.) A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.

 

37.) You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a cigarette with your lightsaber.

 

38.) You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.

 

39.) You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.

 

40.) You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem.

 

41.) You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.

 

42.) The Rancor monster refused to eat you.

 

43.) You discover that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother...

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