Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Alright: You're in a wooden bunker in a field, and you are being rushed by 1000 charging Rhinos, each with a sword wielding monkey riding atop its back (both animals with an equal *and great* desire to turn you into chum) and you have a rifle with exactly 1000 bullets. Assuming your aim is perfect, which animal would you shoot, and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I would shoot the monkey, because I don't think a single bullet would kill a rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 i would just tap 500 mountains and then be like... + 500 and then they would all die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I used to play magic the gathering waaay back in the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 originally posted by Pedantic I would shoot the monkey, because I don't think a single bullet would kill a rhino. Of course, you'd still end up being flattened by the rhinos Couldn't you shoot them in the feet, and take on the monkies? C'mon, there's got to be a winning situation here. ah, magic.. i suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 @ XERXES - Oh, I see... Sorry, I just have a thing against those sort of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Ah, magic, i see. Assuming you didn't have cards at your disposal too, what would you do? Man, this is going to bug me forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Jeez, everytime I post your post appears instantly after mine, Nigel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic @ XERXES - Oh, I see... Sorry, I just have a thing against those sort of things. its ok, it was waaay back in the day when i was like ten. But now ive looked over some cards and the artwork is pretty bad ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Holy popcorn, batman.. this is like instant messaging, only really non-efficient. Yeah, some of that art was pretty decent, Xerxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 @ XEREXES - That's relieving. I did crazy things back then, too. Nigel, you must stay here and refresh like crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 nah, i'm just editing, and every time i go back to the thread theres something else to clean up I think i'm going to go to biking or something. Writing non-stop on these forums is making me feel geekish. But by all means, keep up the suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by Nigel_pk I think i'm going to go to biking or something. Writing non-stop on these forums is making me feel geekish. Hahah, you have turned to the geek side. Forever will it dominate your destiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 shoot the rhino in the eye penetrating its skull and killing it then when the monkey gets near beat it to death with the gun or just shoot it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 there are 1000 bloody monkeys to beat with a gun (you're outta bullets).. how are you going to manage that? Even that astronaut bloke from farscape couldn't pull that one off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 You still here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Yeah well im the master of all the dancing monkis in the world so i can beat them if i wanna! besides they would probably think i was a monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by XERXES I used to play magic the gathering waaay back in the day... I remember that game...I'll just take an armageddon and protection from white anyday:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 First, shoot the 500 frontmost rhinos. Their monkey riders will fall off and get stomped to death from behind by the other 500 rhinos. 500 rhino w/ rider left. Then shoot the current 250 frontmost rhinos and have their monkey riders stomped. 250 left. Shoot the next 124 rhinos and have their riders stomped. 126 left. Shoot the next 63 rhinos. 63 left. Shoot the next 31 rhinos. 32 left. Shoot the next 16. 16 left. Shoot the next 8. 8 left. Shoot 4. 4 left. Shoot 2. 2 left. Shoot 1. 1 left. You have now used 500+250+124+63+31+16+8+4+2+1 = 999 bullets and you're facing 1 rhino with 1 monkey. Shoot the rhino with your last bullet and beat up the monkey with the butt of your riffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 lord of the pit..and breeding pits...then takklemaggots and nightmares..all in black deck..kicked ass...but i stopped playing when 4th edition came out so i have all those old school cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel_pk Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Jubatus, i'm impressed That is very nice, very thorough. Ah well, this thread'll prolly die now, so i'll come up with a new question soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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