Elegy Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 None of us here might really be a Jedi, but there would still be plenty of useful functions right here in the real world for a lightsaber. Lost your keys? No problem just cut down the door with your handy lightsaber. Can't find a clean knife to cut your sandwich? Out comes the lightsaber. (I actually did that once with one of my swords here :D ) Out of shaving razors? Look to the lightsaber. Getting mugged by the thug who hangs out in the alley? Nothing says **** you quite like a lightsaber! What useful functions can you come up with to use a lightsaber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 durring school when all those **** juniors and seniors groopies are blocking the halls. out comes my lightsaber slashing through those **** heads 5 by 5. then when there is a long line for lunch out comes my lightsaber. when some dumb ass starts talking smack. out comes my lightsaber slashing up his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 I could think of many ways. my top 10 list: 10.Paper Weight 9.Use it on some deadbeats that owe me money(from Watto, AOTC) 8.Get Osama 7.Night Lite 6.Hood ornament 5.Back scracher 4.Hand warming device(from Jedi Apprentice Books) 3.Hammer in nails(the handle part) 2.New and Improved Deer hunting And the number one use for a lightsaber is.......... *opens envelope* TO GET CHICKS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 i would probaly be to scared to open and when i did i would like burn off my thumb or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pik-ard Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by Elegy Nothing says **** you quite like a lightsaber! thats pretty damn funny especially with the "!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 After I did the things I said I would in my top 10 list, I would pawn that Sucka off for like $40000000000000000000!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grets Sirob Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 A lightsaber? Hmm, not much. Maybe mutilate C-3PO. A firesaber is a completely different thing. I'm sure I would incinerate many things. May the force be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by Grets Sirob A lightsaber? Hmm, not much. Maybe mutilate C-3PO. A firesaber is a completely different thing. I'm sure I would incinerate many things. May the force be with you. 'In my house we call them 'uh-ohs' I think I would use my lightsaber to get girls. How? You say? I just don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 1. destroy things, lots of things 2. carry it around and claim to be a Jedi 3. figure out and duplicate the technology within the lightsaber, thus allowing me to create more of them. 4. patent it and make millions 5. bring balance to the force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 ok i got a new idea i would some how resurect jar jar and then slice him to a pile of ash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grets Sirob Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 LOL I'd rather cut down that annoying thing, oh what's his name? *thinks* C-3PO! That's his name(the annoying, prissy, undrestating irratant) Hehe(too much math...), + = May the force be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 a lightsaber, eh? 1. Go on a rampage against pathetic world leaders and politicians that scam us. 2. Slice and dice any punk who flicks you off on the road 3. Get back at everyone who should be shot. (More fun watch them get sliced) 4. Cut locked doors that you can't get into. 5. Slash up my computer at school. (I hate that thing) 6. Open pickle jars? (just kidding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Can't really think of any uses for a lightsaber in the real world. Maybe decorative or something, I dunno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 GRAFITI!!!!!!!! LOL SRRY CANT SPELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Oh, yes, make grafiti, WITH A LIGHTSABER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arán Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 I would try to hide it. So it doesn't come in rong hands. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 mmm are we saying with a light saber and the skills to use it?.... I'd block 100,000 Bullets wile taking everything i could from a small town bank mmmmm Also: Anoying nabors who whine about my dog barking (whihc doesnt btw) *slash slash swing scream* i could think of more but its to early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterminator234 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 heh bullets would disintegrate and wouldnt deflect back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 I would use it to "convice" teachers to give me A's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 when my mum gets taken hostage by sand people i would use my lightsabre to kill all of them. even the women and children no wait, thats anakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Taco Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 I would use a light sabe to slaughter small helpless animals, and slaughter all who oppose me....or just use it to open a bag of cheetos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by Divine Spirit when my mum gets taken hostage by sand people i would use my lightsabre to kill all of them. even the women and children no wait, thats anakin If I had a saber, I would cut through the tops of cars and try to stab people. wait, Thats Anakin too. If I had a saber, I would kill my former Mentors. Wait, thats Anakin too. ok ok ok, If I had a saber, I would try to pursuade my son to see my point of view. ERG!! ALSO ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Joka'ar Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Well, I would use it for self-defence:D (Well I can apply some of my Kendo skills.) Since I really want to carry a compact sword, so I guess this lightsaber will be suitable for me:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows? Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 1. maybe do a little yard work like cutting up limbs, and edging the yard, trimming bushes and trees. 2. maybe use it to sear meat as a way of cooking. 3. maybe to learn to use it properly as a weapon and to help with exercise. 4. maybe make burnt metal art. 5. maybe some other menial everyday tasks I can't think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyris Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 (edit-Gonk- enough of that....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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