shidobu Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer: No Beer No TV make homer go crazy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Stupidest Homer comment after seeing Marge and Arty dancing at the prom. Oh no! Now I'll never have been born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 HTH did you clowns forget "moutain dew or crab juice?" I ask you? who can complete the line? from the now lost ep.... damnit that was one of the best one's ever.... someday, I'll find that on a tape dammit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Another. Homer has a pail on his head, and is driving. he then crashs into a tree and says: "That was NOT because of the pail." (And SPY, how dare you call us clowns,you darned dirty ape!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Another. (And SPY, how dare you call us clowns,you darned dirty ape!) ohh... im wounded... I will now take 18 hours to inspect my life.... btw clown, you did not answer my question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 HTH did you clowns forget "moutain dew or crab juice?" I ask you? who can complete the line? from the now lost ep.... damnit that was one of the best one's ever.... someday, I'll find that on a tape dammit!! Go here and you can listen to that quote. http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/simpsons.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 obi-wan13 is a good person. He deserves to win the lottery. WHy, thank you, SPY. I always thought I deserved some good lotto money I didn't answer your question because I don't know the answer to it. (don't ban me for the lotto thing. just a joke ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Call that name it's Mr. Plow, 1-800- Plow Homer gets pulled over by a cop after leaving Mo's Tavern: Homer is thinking......don't tell him you were at a bar....wait what's open this late at night? "It was at a pornography store...I was buying pornography." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 I deserve to go to the poorhouse. I always thought so:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 "Now we play the waiting game. I don't want to play the waiting game anymore, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Bart- Wow I'm catching a pass from Dan Marino. Homer- Homer with the pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer driving home from work...singing (to the tune of "The Flintstones"): "Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history... From the Town of Springfield, He's about to hit A Chestnut Tree...AAAHHHHH!!!" >>CRASH<< Homer crashes into a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Na Na Na Na Na NA Na Na, Batman! I mean Leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer is hooked up to an IV in a nursing home. "MMMMMMMMM it's like liquid potatoe chips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<>Phant0m<> Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Bart is working for the mafia. Marge:- I dont want you working in that bar.. Homer:- How much do you earn boy? Bart:- 30 bucks a week... Homer:- HA i earn more than that!! Had me in stiches for minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 From the Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Specials: Crap - Homer in the 3D void H:"This is my voice on TV" B:"Daaad, you're ruining the effect" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homers brain to homer: Ok, you can stay but i'm leaving! *flys out the window* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Or even the battle of the Good and Evil Homer "I am Ev-il Hom-er!" "I am Ev-il Hom-er!" "I am Ev-il Hom-er!" Edit - Aren't all of Homer's lines classics anyway? Why choose one when they are all GOLD?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrKASperov Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Of course the Flinstones quote, and the one about Homer's thoughts: -silence- -Hmmm, peanuts- -silence- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 "Man this is crazy, I hope I did not brain my damage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 when you've haad a hefty meal- use a floss-it when you've got something in ur teeth- use a floss-it floss it floss it good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 "To start press any key......where's the 'any key'? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Did you know that the voice of Homer is the voice of Earthworm Jim? I love that cartoon, its hilarious. My fave quote from that - (one of Jim's enemies is about to destroy them) Jim: Don't worry Peter (his sidekick), my four hyper intelligent will work this one out. Brain: In a right-angle triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is the same as the sum of the square of the other two sides. *silence, then starts hitting head* Jim: Ahhh!! , damn brain! Don't you know anything besides Pythagorus theorum? Hehe. Sorry to go off on a tangent a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKMaim Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 One for the 4th! (Homer and Bart just got done blowing up everything in the house with fireworks).. Homer - Booy..It's gonna take alot of fireworks to clean up this mess! And one more: Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand Marge!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Originally posted by KordKelly Homer driving home from work...singing (to the tune of "The Flintstones"): "Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history... From the Town of Springfield, He's about to hit A Chestnut Tree...AAAHHHHH!!!" >>CRASH<< Homer crashes into a tree. LOL I think that is the best I have heard so far. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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