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Another.

 

Homer has a pail on his head, and is driving. he then crashs into a tree and says:

 

"That was NOT because of the pail."

 

 

(And SPY, how dare you call us clowns,you darned dirty ape!:D)

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

Another.

 

 

 

(And SPY, how dare you call us clowns,you darned dirty ape!:D)

 

ohh... im wounded... I will now take 18 hours to inspect my life....:rolleyes:

 

 

:D

 

btw clown, you did not answer my question...;)

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Originally posted by SPY_jmr1

 

obi-wan13 is a good person. He deserves to win the lottery.

 

WHy, thank you, SPY. I always thought I deserved some good lotto money :D

 

I didn't answer your question because I don't know the answer to it.:D

 

(don't ban me for the lotto thing. just a joke :D)

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Call that name it's Mr. Plow,

1-800- Plow

 

Homer gets pulled over by a cop after leaving Mo's Tavern: Homer is thinking......don't tell him you were at a bar....wait what's open this late at night?

 

"It was at a pornography store...I was buying pornography."

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Homer driving home from work...singing (to the tune of "The Flintstones"):

"Simpson,

Homer Simpson,

He's the greatest guy

in history...

From the

Town of Springfield,

He's about to hit

A Chestnut Tree...AAAHHHHH!!!"

>>CRASH<<

Homer crashes into a tree.

 

:max:

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Did you know that the voice of Homer is the voice of Earthworm Jim? I love that cartoon, its hilarious. My fave quote from that -

 

(one of Jim's enemies is about to destroy them)

 

Jim: Don't worry Peter (his sidekick), my four hyper intelligent will work this one out.

Brain: In a right-angle triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is the same as the sum of the square of the other two sides.

 

*silence, then starts hitting head*

 

Jim: Ahhh!!:mad: , damn brain! Don't you know anything besides Pythagorus theorum?

 

Hehe. Sorry to go off on a tangent a bit...:(

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One for the 4th!

 

(Homer and Bart just got done blowing up everything in the house with fireworks)..

 

Homer - Booy..It's gonna take alot of fireworks to clean up this mess!

 

 

 

 

And one more:

 

Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand Marge!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by KordKelly

Homer driving home from work...singing (to the tune of "The Flintstones"):

"Simpson,

Homer Simpson,

He's the greatest guy

in history...

From the

Town of Springfield,

He's about to hit

A Chestnut Tree...AAAHHHHH!!!"

>>CRASH<<

Homer crashes into a tree.

 

:max:

 

LOL I think that is the best I have heard so far.:D :D

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