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One time I was playing Elite Force, and I was shooting a borg when Seven of Nine ran out in front of me and I popped her in the head with an IMOD weapon, and then she said:

 

"What are you doing, ensign?"

 

Then my teammates shot at me and killed me. I was like @$#%@!!!!!!!!!

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i was palying Ghost Recon on a LAN with 6 or 7 of my other friends. And it was the swamp map that has little shacks and stuff, and the middle has that house thats all rotten and stuff. It was a team game and my team was in the house sniping outta the windows...I was covering the stairs (the only way up there). Anyway, one of the guys from the other team was sneaking up and had made it inside the house (the bottom floor is flooded with water, and outside you literally cant see 15 feet) he was crawling, and i thought i heard the water like, move... And then he stood up and i was using a M-16 with M204 grenade launcher, and so i popped a grenade round however what i didnt know was that two of my teamates had come up next to me, and the grenade hit the rail and exploded and killed all 3 of us...and didnt even kill the other dude.

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Tribes 2. I believe it involved a satchel charge, 10 teammates, an itchy trigger finger, and a server ban. :p

 

Other than that, just about any time I piloted a vehicle in that game into the terrain and / or other vehicles. Or better yet, when friendlies run into me.

 

(Ahhh yes, Mercen4ry the Sunday Shrike Driver) :D

 

Other than THAT, managing to accidentally snipe my flag carrier on a TD JK2 server. Talk about d'oh. :rolleyes:

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That's it? I done so many stupid things in games you won't believe it. In team games I always get messed up with what team im on. I usually get bored and do suicidal things which are always stupid and people yell at me.

 

My favorite is I once exited a building in a game and ran around in a circle checking the perimiter. Hearing a sound in a nearby building I quickly shot a grenade up in the window. Still I heard moving so I shot another up into the window, Soon following something exploded at my feet klling me, then the second grenade blew up killing the remainder of my team.

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Heh, well my personal favorite "stupid act" is newbie TKing. I'm sorry, but when Mr. "I can't use the inventory station" sits there for an hour and a half blocking everyone, I tend to shoot 'em. The last one I did faced me, fumbled for the chaingun, and slowly started it up. Tch, some people... :rolleyes:

 

But yes, T2 is the grand equalizer where stupid acts are concerned. Luckily that game is more based on humor where kills are concerned, or 1/2 of the players would just turn into flamers. :swear:

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When it comes to grenades in Medal of Honor: Allied Assault I'm so inept. I always throw them where I need to go then I blow up. I usually get my ass whooped one on one in objective matches. But I can be pretty crafty at times. In Omaha beach I go into the gun nests where all the snipers are and they never hear come in the room. So usually I wip out my SMG and blast the f*** out of them or I beat them with my pistol. Very amusing.

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this happened earlier this week and it resulted in us losing the scenario, it was in warIII on battle.net, i was using the humans and had created an army entirely made of spellcasters. anyways i decided to clear up some food space by launching a massive attack. i sent my entire army to what i thought was an enemy base. i made them use ALL of their mana by doing group spells (what i mean is that i selected all the sorcs and told them to batch whatever) on the base, once all my mana was exhausted i realized that this was not my enemies base after all WHOOPS, then to make matters worse the enemy (the REAL enemy) took that opportunity to attack the base i was in AND my home base, so basically my army is doing nothing but being cannon fodder and my base (which i neglected to build turrets around because of my cool spellcasters were a good defense)

within about 3 minutes our team was down 2 bases and horribly overrun, since then the people that i play with always turn on the ! markers over ENEMY bases so that i will know who to attack.... ill never live this down

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I was playng war 3 against a freind, and for some ungodly reason, i decided to rush his base with all of my units, acolytes and all. After he destroyed my band of miscreants, he promptly whooped my @$$. Another one would be sending my hero alone against an orc horde

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GTA3

 

1 of the toy car missions has the toy car pointing at the van ur in

 

i normally remember to turn but after a while i get over-excited and just drive

 

normally ending up in blowing myself up :(

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Diablo 2. Some Uber hacker guy is trying to PK me, so I send a nuke over B.net. 2 weeks later he fills my entire HDD with porno.

 

One time I backstabed Lando while protecting his ship in JKO sp.

 

Max Payne, I shootdodge off a building.

 

SOF2, a CTF game. I grab the flag, get in a firefight, and somehow get promptly turned around, ending up right back at the enemy base, where I was promptly gibbed.

 

In a mission in Hitman, after playing a level meticulously for 2 hours (no saves, all one shot each level), I finaly get to the hit. I have a good disguise, the body is hidden, all I have to do is walk out. Right at the exit a security guard jut starts shooting me. I on my last life, so as I funble to pull out my gun i realize it was never holstered. Then I died. Thne I uninstalled the wole damn game.

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The first time I played the demo of Jedi Knight II, when at the end Jan is being held captive by the Imperial. I go behind him, and accidentally slice through him and Jan.

 

Also, in 1nsane, I was driving an Atv, and decided to attack a Semi-truck. I wrecked my atv, by just running into him, and he runs over me a hundred times, and pushes me off a cliff. My atv's driver couldn't be identified by dental records.

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I haven't really done many stupid things.

But as for annoying, random, happeneings out of my control...

I'll share three(the only one's I can remember at the moment...)

 

1. This would have to be the most annoying of them all.

I was playing Tie Fighter, and was on one of the last missions(no idea which one, it was too long ago...).

I had finished all of the objectives, and was returning to my ship(really fast, it was getting ready to leave)I think I was in a regular tie fighter, and I was swinging around the front of this one ship(a star destroyer).

That was about the time it jumped into hyperspace, making me a black mark on it...

 

2. In JKII, I was in the first mission, and had gotten to the part where(after jan shoots the blastdoor, and says blaster aren't going to do much good against that) the three stormtroopers(was on jedi master level) run out and start shooting at you.

I was taking out this one, and then Jan proceeds to run right into my line of fire. She died...

 

3. Another JKII incedent, it was the cutscene on the last level(before fighting Desann).

I had disabled the camera, and was watching kyle start to walk around to the corner. He turned a bit early though, and fell right off...

He made a nice mark on the floor...

 

 

 

 

:emperor: I shall rule the galaxy.

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Originally posted by Grets Sirob

3. Another JKII incedent, it was the cutscene on the last level(before fighting Desann).

I had disabled the camera, and was watching kyle start to walk around to the corner. He turned a bit early though, and fell right off...

He made a nice mark on the floor...

 

I can relate to something like that. This was out of my control, mind you(I made a thread about this a while back):

 

IT was in the Dock level, when Kyle looks over and sees Desann fighting Luke.

 

Kyle says: "That's Luke......and Desann!" Like he usually does, and they continue to saber fight.

 

Then, out of no where, Desann strikes Luke and kills him. Then, it faded to Kyle on one knee and it said: "Missions failed. Luke has Died. Press fire to start over or escape for the menu."

 

I was so furious with this, that I stopped playing for like 2 weeks. :)

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