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Originally posted by matt-windu

This thread is not spam. Now, on with the Lord of the Pings...post some more...

 

*waits patiently*

 

Now this is a thread I can grow to love. I'm reading TLOTR again (I'm half way through Twin Towers)

 

We need more LOTR parodies.

 

 

Three Pings for the Spam-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Sith-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Pointless Threads doomed to die,

One for the Dark Mod on his dark throne

In the Land of SPAM where the Swamp lie.

One Ping to rule them all, One Ping to find them,

One Ping to bring them all and in the darkness ban them

In the Land of JKii where the Swamp lie.

 

He paused, and then said in a deep voice,

"This is the Master-Ping, the One Ping to rule them all.

This is the One Ping lost many years ago,

to the great weakening of its admin's power.

Now, he greatly desires to have it again,

- but he must NOT get it"

 

 

 

"I will take the Ping," he said, "though I do not know the IP."

 

Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him.........

"This is the hour of the Swamp-folk, when they arise

from their quiet forums,

to shake the Server and Admins of the Great.

Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"

 

 

 

Here are two more, but I couldn't think of anything...

 

 

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by frost.

 

 

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken:

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

 

:D

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Originally posted by -=Chi3f=-

 

Now this is a thread I can grow to love. I'm reading TLOTR again (I'm half way through Twin Towers)

 

We need more LOTR parodies.

 

 

Three Pings for the Spam-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Sith-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Pointless Threads doomed to die,

One for the Dark Mod on his dark throne

In the Land of SPAM where the Swamp lie.

One Ping to rule them all, One Ping to find them,

One Ping to bring them all and in the darkness ban them

In the Land of JKii where the Swamp lie.

 

He paused, and then said in a deep voice,

"This is the Master-Ping, the One Ping to rule them all.

This is the One Ping lost many years ago,

to the great weakening of its admin's power.

Now, he greatly desires to have it again,

- but he must NOT get it"

 

 

 

"I will take the Ping," he said, "though I do not know the IP."

 

Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him.........

"This is the hour of the Swamp-folk, when they arise

from their quiet forums,

to shake the Server and Admins of the Great.

Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"

 

:D

 

^BUMP

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Lets have a whole long chapter about the Council of Broadbandrond, with the quest to take the high ping into the land of the Dark Lord of the pings and drop it into mount large pipeline. Have the members of the quest be characters in serveral of the shooters from the past few years.

 

I would try writing it but much of the council discussion is forgotten by me, I read it over a year ago.

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Originally posted by Who Knows?

Lets have a whole long chapter about the Council of Broadbandrond, with the quest to take the high ping into the land of the Dark Lord of the pings and drop it into mount large pipeline. Have the members of the quest be characters in serveral of the shooters from the past few years.

 

I would try writing it but much of the council discussion is forgotten by me, I read it over a year ago.

 

I like it. He he he...

 

I'll get some more, this time from Legolas and Gimli.

 

 

TO BO CONTINUED...

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