matrix actor in Episode 2?

[AgentSmith]

How about this one then:

 

(from Diary of a Crazed Mimbanite)

 

[leXX]

Sheer Brilliance!!!!!!!!!!

[AgentSmith]

That's a scary avvie lexx.

 

Mhhh ... Twi'leks ...

 

Mhhh ... Aayla ...

[Pad]

Originally posted by MotionMan

awsome avatar Padanime:thumbsup:

 

And its motionman not mauler;)

 

thanx MOTIONMAN (i remembered)

im making some new ep2 avs at the moment

[Ratmjedi]

You will have control of what you don't have soon. I've been going through some tough times with my girl right now. But I know that everything happens for a reason. You won't know why now. But you will a little later in life.

 

How do you make avs? I didn't make mine but I would like to know how to. Thanks!

[AgentSmith]

Lexx changed her avvie, which is cool but not my previous post lost all context.

 

So silly.

 

Yeah having rough times with your partner isn't fun at all. I do have trouble with the lack of control, I like being in charge of my own self and future. A partner who waivers and doubts can make this very hard.

I hope it all works out and that the future will be good. Things indeed usually do happen for a reason. Just the sa dpart is the moment while it's occurring, it still hurts and sucks.

 

But one must be positive and must hope.

[Ratmjedi]

That the spirit man! If you want to talk or whatever email. All you other guys to. My email should be in my profile.

[AgentSmith]

In the spirit of 'Smith's most whacked out ideas no one actually think is funny but he harasses everyone with them anyways'.

 

What if Agent Smith replaced Elan Sleazebaggano in the famous Outlander Nightclub scene in Ep II?

 

*Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Outlander Club, at the bar.*

Agent Smith: 'You wanna buy some death sticks?'

Obi-Wan: 'You don't want to sell me death sticks.'

Agent Smith: 'Actually no I don't, I don't even have any. Say you're a Jedi right?'

Obi-Wan: 'Yes I am Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi.'

Agent Smith: 'Smith, Agent Smith. I gather that means you stay at the Jedi Temple, correct?'

Obi-Wan: 'When not on assignment, yes.'

Agent Smith: 'So you would actually know which quarters are those of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura?'

Obi-Wan: 'I do actually, but I do not see why that's of your interest.'

Agent Smith: 'Tell me which are her quarters and their location.'

Obi-Wan: 'I most certainly will not, you can't pull this Gestapo pervert crap on me.'

*Agent Smith makes a wave with his hand.*

Agent Smith: 'You will tell me what I want to know.'

*Obi-Wan in trance, spills the beans.*

Agent Smith: 'Thank you Master Obi-Wan ... and oh ...'

*Agent Smith waves his hand again.*

Agent Smith: 'In two seconds from now spin around lightsaber ignited to chop of the arm of the bounty hunter you're after. Have a nice day.'

Obi-Wan: 'What just happened?'

 

I is crazy.

 

(Thanks for the kind offer btw Ratmjedi. It is appreciated. )

[mez1109]

:DHELLO EVERYBODY

[ET Warrior]

Hi Mez...........

 

I thought that was funny agent smith....

I like all your comedy sketches though....mebbe i'm nuts

[MotionMan]

I have this crazy feeling that Mez is connected to Holo-Sidious in some way...hmmmmmmmmmmm....

[AgentSmith]

Thanks ET Warrior.

 

I think your jokes are usually hilarious as wel .. mhhh ... mebbe we both cwazy?

 

That's possible MotionMan .. but who cares?