jediduo Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 I was eating at a Chinese buffet a couple weeks ago when I received the stupidest fortune-cookie fortune ever read. It said... "Use your talents. That's what they are intended for." NO S***, CONFUSCIUS!! Can anybody out there top that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 "That wasn't chicken," and it was followed by a little drawing of a cat. What's all this mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "You are special!" It's like Barney has invaded China! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "Something will happen to you sometime" -_- goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "Look behind you, OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A KNIFE! Ha! Made you wet your pants there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I never got one of those fortunes.............. Hey Rhett, that's not chicken in the chicken chou mein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 You will attend a party where there are strange customs. Great. Also, Your future lies before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Mine was: Your destiny lies before you. I guess they recycle ideas, huh Artoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 Well, I think yours is the worst, MadDoofer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryllith Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 My great uncle went with use to a Chinese restaurant once numerous years ago. He was probably in his late 60s or early 70s at the time. He said before he opened his fortune cookie that he already knew what the future held for him. Then he opened up his cookie... there was no fortune in it. Kryllith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 What a rip...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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