TheWhiteRaider Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I tought I would put some jokes down in the forum. --When you dismember an Arm-- He will never be in the "arm"y --When you dismember an Arm and someones leg-- That costed an arm and a leg. --When you dismember a head-- You should of stoped before you were a"head" He will never be a "head" of a company He lost his head(literly) --When you cut someone in half-- He is half the man he used to be Guess his glass wasn't "half" full --When you dismember a head or cut in half-- He had a "splitting" "head" ache --When you kill someone with lightning-- He got a jolt out of that It came as a shock to him That sparked something ---------------------------------- If you have some other jokes put them here. Please nothing to gross. A little is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 ................. >slap< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimII Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Wanna see my lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psionic Jedi Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 ROFL I just might replace my F# binds with one or two of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deetox187 Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 errr.. uhhh.. corny is right, why post jokes if they aren't funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GE Predator Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "Wanna see my lightsaber? :D" Yeah, it's big, and red! Oooooooooooh ladies ladies: me: crazy beeyatch: me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deetox187 Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 LOL now that is funny, thanks predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by Deetox187 errr.. uhhh.. corny is right, why post jokes if they aren't funny? I just wanted to. Besides sometimes you may think anything that is crap is funny, but I'm not saying that you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 my lightsaber as done many naughty things..................!!! right ladies? YES!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by Deetox187 errr.. uhhh.. corny is right, why post jokes if they aren't funny? it must be some strange kind of humer, becouse i don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Bakr' Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 You've been watching Austin Powers too much.... coming from a guy with Austin Powers in his sig that should be very meaningful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 The saber joke is the reason why so many girls turn to the dark side at a young age. Tavion: I will never join you! Desann: Then you will face my saber *two minutes later* Tavion: Desann: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 lol I wonder why Kyle never did that to Jan, unless he did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_Sniper Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 he'll never be the head of a major corparation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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