Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Darth-Nasty you mean this? SAY THE COLOR OF THE TEXT OF EACH OF THESE WORDS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE: RED PURPLE BLUE GREEN ORANGE RED GREEN RED PURPLE ORANGE BLUE GREEN ORANGE PURPLE BLUE GREEN Possibly the only advantage of colour blindness. Aren'y I lucky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by MaulerZ13 I live near here good to know this 1: Champaign *One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.* There must be a lot of disappointed people there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 originally posted By Sivy B: in Australia it is the law that taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk do you live in australia? that is the biggest load of B\/llsh|t i have ever heard! i live in australia! stooopid! anyway: there is 131 regulation sized dimples on a gold ball. you can't lick your own elbow. To Koala's, Eucalyptus leaves have the same affect on them, as Marijuana does on people. thats why they just sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by access_flux originally posted By Sivy B: do you live in australia? that is the biggest load of B\/llsh|t i have ever heard! i live in australia! stooopid! No I don't, but do you drive a taxi? only kidding. it was quoted from http://www.dumblaws.com, i just see read them and post some funny ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by access_flux i live in australia! Hey, seeing how this is the useless information thread and all......I have a question. Do toilets actually flush counter clock-wise over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 my sig pic of a smile being zapped is broken! does anyone else see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB my sig pic of a smile being zapped is broken! does anyone else see it? I see it...... o.O You dont see it because You Suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 the smiley is fighting back! btw just because it's your birthday obi doesn't mean you can be rude! it's my birthday too in a couple of days. take that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 well seen as i don't know how they flush in the Northern hemisphere, i couldn;'t answer. the toilets flush down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Pennsylvania Laws: It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Orengimomo Pennsylvania Laws: Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Ohio State Laws: In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. Breast feeding is not allowed in public. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by MaulerZ13 Ohio State Laws: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July what, even if they get a fish drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 probablly LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 HEres a one for you. (I found it on the back of my snapple that im drinking The average women comsumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime. hm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 21, 2002 Author Share Posted August 21, 2002 Some Nebraska laws for your viewing pleasure If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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