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OK i got one,

 

A conspiracy theory that has been floating around for a while now...

 

Princess Diana was intentionally killed because she was pregnant with Dodi Fayed's child and the royal family didnt want the future King of England to have a mixed race sibling. Some say MI5 were behind it others say that the royals themselves were behind the 'assasination'

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bill gates is the anti-christ and he puts subliminal messages in the 'welcome to windows' movie that tells you to walk around in just your underpants and to eat a lot of chips, because he also owns calvin klein and all the Potato farms of the world.

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Originally posted by SivyB

bill gates is the anti-christ and he puts subliminal messages in the 'welcome to windows' movie that tells you to walk around in just your underpants and to eat a lot of chips, because he also owns calvin klein and all the Potato farms of the world.

 

:eek:

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An Archaeological investigation discovered a missing page from the bible that said,

 

For my wife Susan, my kids and the dog Skip.

 

All characters within this book are fictional; any likeness to anyone living or dead is strictly coincidental. All copyrights belong to the author and Penguin Books ltd.

 

There had been an international cover-up by all religious groups to make sure this page was destroyed and all archaeologists that discovered the page were locked-up in a dungeon, buried underneath St Paul’s cathedral.

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Originally posted by SivyB

An Archaeological investigation discovered a missing page from the bible that said,

 

For my wife Susan, my kids and the dog Skip.

 

All characters within this book are fictional; any likeness to anyone living or dead is strictly coincidental. All copyrights belong to the author and Penguin Books ltd.

 

There had been an international cover-up by all religious groups to make sure this page was destroyed and all archaeologists that discovered the page were locked-up in a dungeon, buried underneath St Paul’s cathedral.

 

lmao...that was a good one....you never know

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Guest King Andrei

This one I read in the papers:

 

Elvis Presley was really a CIA agent and he's not really dead. I read that they found secret tunnels in his mansion. But you can never believe what they say in the papers.

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