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My friend once told me this story about his uncle.

 

Apparently, his uncle lost his testicles in a towel-snapping fight in a locker room. The towel hit him just in the right spot to rip open his sack and spill the balls out, which dangled for a bit, according to Phil (the friend who told me the story).

 

BLEH! :barf:

 

Anybody else got any gross or amazing stories? But no drunk stories, that's for the other thread...

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This is my sympathy pain story

 

Cross yer legs and brace urself lads

 

a rugby player was playing rugby (as rugby players will) and he got his hip dislocated and as they were popping it back in .... they got his testicle in the joint!!!!!!!

 

He tore a vocal cord screaming it hurt so much

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Similar story about a footballer that slipped in the locker room and ended up doing the splits. But it wasn’t just he legs that split, he torn his sack and had to plug the hole with his fingers to stop the bleeding.

 

Here’s a funny one.

 

A farmer bought himself a new cow milking machine and decided to test it out on himself (if you know what I mean). When he had finished he tried to take it off but it was stuck. He decided to phone the help line and told them that he couldn’t get it off one of his cows. The person on the other end said, ‘don’t worry, it will automatically come off after it has milked 10 galleons’. I bet he was saw after that!

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Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi

My friend once told me this story about his uncle.

 

Apparently, his uncle lost his testicles in a towel-snapping fight in a locker room. The towel hit him just in the right spot to rip open his sack and spill the balls out, which dangled for a bit, according to Phil (the friend who told me the story).

 

BLEH! :barf:

 

Anybody else got any gross or amazing stories? But no drunk stories, that's for the other thread...

 

I bet you he doesn't have any cousins :p

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Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi

No, this has nothing to do with me.

 

To my knowledge, Phil has no cousins. Then again, I don't even know anyone in his family except his brother... who's slightly brain damaged.

 

oops, read the message wrong :p

 

Thank goodness for the edit button, eh? :D

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