Lunatic Jedi Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 My friend once told me this story about his uncle. Apparently, his uncle lost his testicles in a towel-snapping fight in a locker room. The towel hit him just in the right spot to rip open his sack and spill the balls out, which dangled for a bit, according to Phil (the friend who told me the story). BLEH! Anybody else got any gross or amazing stories? But no drunk stories, that's for the other thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 This is my sympathy pain story Cross yer legs and brace urself lads a rugby player was playing rugby (as rugby players will) and he got his hip dislocated and as they were popping it back in .... they got his testicle in the joint!!!!!!! He tore a vocal cord screaming it hurt so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Similar story about a footballer that slipped in the locker room and ended up doing the splits. But it wasn’t just he legs that split, he torn his sack and had to plug the hole with his fingers to stop the bleeding. Here’s a funny one. A farmer bought himself a new cow milking machine and decided to test it out on himself (if you know what I mean). When he had finished he tried to take it off but it was stuck. He decided to phone the help line and told them that he couldn’t get it off one of his cows. The person on the other end said, ‘don’t worry, it will automatically come off after it has milked 10 galleons’. I bet he was saw after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 ieuww, now that why i stay save behind my computer:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 Geez, that farmer probably wasn't even able to put on a pair of pants for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi My friend once told me this story about his uncle. Apparently, his uncle lost his testicles in a towel-snapping fight in a locker room. The towel hit him just in the right spot to rip open his sack and spill the balls out, which dangled for a bit, according to Phil (the friend who told me the story). BLEH! Anybody else got any gross or amazing stories? But no drunk stories, that's for the other thread... I bet you he doesn't have any cousins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 No, this has nothing to do with me. To my knowledge, Phil has no cousins. Then again, I don't even know anyone in his family except his brother... who's slightly brain damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi No, this has nothing to do with me. To my knowledge, Phil has no cousins. Then again, I don't even know anyone in his family except his brother... who's slightly brain damaged. oops, read the message wrong Thank goodness for the edit button, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 To be entirely honest, I'm a bit skeptical. That's a rather farfetched story... hilarious though! Still... ewww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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