The Master Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Oh no!!! You people don't know me?! This is horrible! How can you not know me? This can not be.... Well, you know me now. Get used to it. You must. You will. You better. The consequences are dire. Mwahahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Riiiigggghhhhhtttt. Just for fun, explain what the consequences are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 If you must know, I will list the consequences: 1. You will be enslaved by me. 2. You must obey my every whim. 3. You must eat 15 cans of spam a day. 4. You must run around like a lunatic in cloths of the opposite gender. 5. You will suck on a raw egg for a day with out cracking the shell. 6. Drink a combination of Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Coca Cola, and Pepsi with 20 disolved Skittles. 7. You must listen to an album of bag pipe music. 8. Tip a cow. 9. Lick my boots clean. 10. This consequence will be decided on depending who you are. Mwahahahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Okay, here's the proper responses, thought up by me: 1. I'd beat you down 2. Not to bloody likely 3. I'd force it down your throat first 4. Something you do for a pasttime? 5. It can be done 6. You mean eat my normal lunch? 7. I'd burst my ear drums 8. Pretty much an everyday occurence 9. Kiss my ass first 10. Kiss my ass again Please note, the above list is for comical purposes only, I do not actually loathe you. Thank you. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 That's no way to talk to me. Blasphemer! I'm TM! ...No, I'm not an ego maniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Ego maniac. Yep, that's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JangoClone#104 Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Originally posted by The Master If you must know, I will list the consequences: 1. You will be enslaved by me. 2. You must obey my every whim. 3. You must eat 15 cans of spam a day. 4. You must run around like a lunatic in cloths of the opposite gender. 5. You will suck on a raw egg for a day with out cracking the shell. 6. Drink a combination of Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Coca Cola, and Pepsi with 20 disolved Skittles. 7. You must listen to an album of bag pipe music. 8. Tip a cow. 9. Lick my boots clean. 10. This consequence will be decided on depending who you are. Mwahahahaha.... i'd feel sorry for the bastard that would have to follow the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Hey, Jango, didn't I do number 6 in Washington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JangoClone#104 Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 you did something like that, although i don't remember skittles. wasn't there something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Contents of the drink as I can remember: A1 Sauce Coke Mr. Pibb Ketchup Sugar Salt Pepper there may have been more, its been so long, I can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Thanks for letting me know that. I'll have to spice up the list especailly for you, SuicidalXWing. Mwahaha. You shall not escape my wrath. And no, hiding behind the coach will not save you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Of course, no problem. Always willing to give out maliciously evil ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egin Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Your list of consequences is verry disgusting. I am very pleased that The Master lives up to the rumors. But I do think that a more painful list should be created just incase. Mostly because some of us do all of that anyways. And Happy(late)Birthday to you. This is Egin signing out- Good day to you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Okay hotshot. Lets see you make a list and I will be pleased. If you do, I might even apply SOME of the rules. DICIPLINE MUST BE APPLIED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Egin, since you're new, I'm gonna let you in on a secret... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Is it about me? If it is about me, I will have to shoot Egin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 *can't think of anything to say* How handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 If you wanna do that? wel if you do, you go to hell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing How handy. u've been saying that a lot lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Okay... I wont shoot him. I'll employ him into the Lolly-pop gang. I think that might be worse though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 *remains silent as the paranoia grows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Don't worry, SuicidalXwing. You can join me in my quest for the Unholy Cheese Block. We can become invincible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 This quest intrigues me. I shall join you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 We shall show the rest of these little people how great the power of cheese really can be. It will posses heir minds with thoughts of wanting to steal the cheese block from us though. We must prevail! We will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 No you won't. You know it's hopeless. Just give it up now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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