Fishflesh Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 D Then sudenly The world explodes in one hour! A keep on fishing B Move to Mars C go watch starwars for the last time! in fast forward mode D close this tread and get the hell off your pc and move of this Planet (some how) E Save the world! and this tread! (Extra option added for Darth Homer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 hmmm, I'll take the super secret choice ZZ, stay off the thread if you don't like it, Ackbar!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 what's up with you and destroying the world, Ackbar? E So jatt runs to the nearest telephone booth and comes out as... (i've been wanting to use this for a while:D ) Faster than a speeding mullet! Taller than your '87 El Camino up on blocks! Able to leap small ditches in a single bound! It's... SUPER HICK!!! *cue heroic fanfare* daa daaa daaaaaaaaaaaa!! Super Hick then A) flies away to save the world. B) searches for his script to find out what to do next. C) steals jediduo's CAR, the real Supra. D) trips over his cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 A. And after 3 failed attempts he finally reaches the lower reaches of the atmosphere but all of the sudden starts coughing in the thick smoky atmosphere Hicks aren't used to and falls out of the sky. But luckily he lands right on top of the bad guys' hideout. Super Hick decides to: A. RUN FOR IT! B. Start singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' accompanied by his side-kick Bill on the Harmonica C. Get the bad guys and come out with 3 black eyes 2 bloody noses and 35 lost teeth D. Call the police and THEN RUN FOR IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted October 9, 2002 Author Share Posted October 9, 2002 *td75 flicks god away with finger* *crushes earth and brings new life:D subject: ......um..... PARTY!!!!! Every forum member is in florida havng a party in the best hotel's penthouse when A) balcony collapses killing a few random members B) police come and tell us to settle down C) someone says "i am a living bomb" D) um.....er.....eh.....PARTY!!!WOOOOOOO!!!! btw, i bestow the power of destroying the world and making new life to havoc in case im not here to end a story. u can end the story anytime as long as i doesnt get out of hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 C Homer then starts spouting random quotes, "I am the Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!!" everyone: A) stands and stares B) joins in C) try to occupy him with other things D) beats him until he quits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 Awwwwww, and Super Hick was just getting started... D as soon as everyone fufills their need to beat homer, he shows why he's the midnight bomber. just as a clock strikes 12 he A) rips the biggest fart anyone within 5 miles has ever heard or (ugh) smelled. B) explodes. C) tries to call in the airforce to "crash" the party. D) tries a corney pick-up line on the nearest , but fails miserably. (he bombs, get it? heh heh, heh heh, oh, i just ... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 C Since Homer's brother is actually in the Air Force, this attempt is rather successful, though the Air Force ends up dropping the bombs on the church next door instead. Dang! Ah well, those Catholics had it coming anyway... Then, A) Homer was immediately hit w/ a lightning bolt for such sacreligious remarks B) Homer was slapped with a lawsuit for similar reasons C) Homer was excommunicated D) Everyone started to do a little jig and before you knew it, Riverdance had broken out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 B C D then A Soon everyone calms down and takes off their boots and puts their feet in Warm water...but someone (you're reading him!) changed Havoc's water for: A. Vinergar B. Mustard C. Mayo D. EWWWWWW I can't believe what I just thought of...I think I'll make it Ketchup instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 A After one swig of the vinegar, Havoc's gag reflex kicks in and he spits it out directly in the face of... A) DashRendar B)Tie Guy C)Young David D)STTCT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 why would you drink something you put your feet in? D STTCT then experiences one ofthose mood swings that pregnant women have and goes into a hommicidal rage and tries to kill havoc. (plz don't hurt me, STTCT, it's just a joke! (i wish there was a cringeing smilie)) Havoc then blames it on A) Dash. "He's the one that swiched my water w/ vinager!" B) Homer."He's the one that insulted Catholics!" C) Rhett. "He's standing nearby!" D) Tie Defender. "He's the one that started this party!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 C At the mention of his name Rhett turned around, only to see: A) STTCT decking Havoc, "LIAR! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!" B) STTCT's fist about 3 inches in front of his face and closing fast C) STTCT's leg in an arcing upward motion coming straight for his "chotchkees" D) STTCT beating NL Ackbar for "uknown reasons" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 B Rhett then dodges out of the way Matrix style... "Whoa, I AM the choosen one!" Then Morpheus shows up and says, A) Take the Blue Pill and the rabbit goes back into it's hole... B) Take the Red pill and we'll see just how far the rabbit hole goes... C) No one can be told what the Matrix is... D) All of the above E) Neek blot dolb floo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 E "huh?" replied Rhett? But in doing so he left himself open to STTCT's other fist which was coming around in a 1-2 combination straight for his. A) gut B) kidney C) "chotchkees" D) head Hey Jatt is was probably just Wiggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 A "OOOF!! Aargh..." Rhett then A) falls to the floor B) falls onto a chair C) falls onto a chair and then bounces onto the floor D) stands there making weird breathing sounds, holding his stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 D, then C As Rhett lay on the floor, gasping for breath, Morpheus walks over and says, "You should have chosen the Blue Pill, my friend." Suddenly, STTCT knocks moropheus away and yells "He's mine! Back off, punk!" as STTCT is about to kick Rhett in the side, he is quickly pulled away from the savage blow. He looks up and sees that his rescuer was none other than A) Havoc. "Sorry about getting you in to this. Well, no, I'm not really, but I might as well help." B)Super Hick! Daaaaa Daaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! C) Dash. "I got you! Crap! You're to heavy! I can't make it very far! D) Artoo. "I was standing nearby and just had to get in on some of this sweet action!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 D but then STTCT comes down off the mood swing and starts apollogizing to everyone, she starts with A) Rhett B) Havoc C) Homer D) Morpheus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 A but her hormone levels then flare backup to dangerous levels and as she's apologizing to Rhett she: A) Picks up a nearby spork and stabs Rhett in the arm B) Picks Rhett up and hits Artoo with him. C) Picks Rhett up and throws him out a nearby window. D) Kicks Rhett in the pants, leaving him on the floor in a whimpering mess of unspeakable pain. Then starts walking towards Artoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 D Then she, A) Apologizes to Artoo B) Knocks him down beside Rhett C) Kicks Artoo in the leg D) C, B, then A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 D She then runs out to her tru....CAR!! (dang it!) to get some ice out of the trunk of her Supra (which is a car) to A. Repair Rhett's chotchkees B. Numb Artoo's leg C. Suck on because she is bored D. Put in a bag and use as a blackjack on both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 A Now that STTCT has finally come down and is relatively normal for awhile, she helps repair some of the damage she has wrought. Now someone else goes insane...it is A) Darth Homer B) Jediduo C) TheMadDoofer D) Jatt13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Oh, ME!!! B He screams... A. "A Supra! Gimme!" B. "I like pickles!" C. "STTCT, What were you thinking???" D. "I like smilies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 B He immediately runs to the food table, and A) starts to eat all the pickles. B) says "hey guys! watch this!" and tries to pull the table cloth off without spilling anything. C) knocks it over. D) plunges his head into the bowl of punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 B Then he grabs a few utensils, a car battery and some wire...he then A) Fixies his truck...SUPRA!! B) cooks supper C) starts yelling about Underpants Gnomes D) rigs the pickle up so that it will glow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 enough with sttct amd the hormone thing....... remember, everyone is here so add more people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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