Darth Groovy Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Five simple things to remember about AOL when you need help from them . 1. AOL tech support love Baby Ruths. Use them to butter them up. 2. AOL tech support also love to speak in riddles. Be careful! 3. AOL tech support sees the world differently than the average person. Be precise! 4. AOL tech support works around the clock to better serve you. Talk clearly and loudly! 5. Their servers are already unstable enough without you goofing off on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 10.) Pigmy Snack Trays. 9.) Sun Catchers. 8.) Midget Frisbies. 7.) Hupcaps for spare tires on foreign cars. 6.) Repackage them and cell them as big band CDs to the elderly. 5.) Beer coasters. 4.) Pizza cutters. 3.) Slingshot fodder. 2.) Safety collars for very, very small dogs. And the number one use for AOL star up discs is: 1.) Christmas presents for distant realatives who insist on sending you fruitcakes every year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Actually, the only worthwhile thing to do with AOL disks in my opinion, is to take them outside and have them shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 I love it when they send me those little frisbees... oh yeah, if AOL made cars: Everytime you got in, a voice would say, "Welcome!! You've got GAS!!" It would be capable of going on all the roads, but you couldn't get on some roads for unexplained reasons and sometimes you wouldn't be able to get on a road at all. After getting your car, you'd have to update to version 2.0 to get the radio to work right While waiting for the next town to load, you can talk to fellow travelers, which would require you to download and install "Window" (which would be free unless you wanted it to be powered) Occasionally, you'll be forced off the road and your car will come to a complete stop for no apparent reason. While driving, a sign will pop up directly in front of your car, which will come to a screeching halt. The only way to start again will be to get out, walk around front, and push the sign down again (if you're lucky while you are doing this, another sign will pop-up as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryllith Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Homer "Welcome!! You've got GAS!!" I thought this is what you'd hear if AOL and Taco Bell merged. Kryllith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 And don't forget AOL's New Private Information Policy! \/ Pic of the Policy Holder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! geez, that pics just weird....why would you post that?? other than to try and freak people out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Yeah, I thought he was going to bite me and I screamed and I fell off my chair. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 i thought i was going to be sucked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 hmm, seems to me that this thread needs more pictures...it's still loading too fast for me... geez, sorry....yup, AOL sure does suck hey!! that's not right!! I give up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 heh, custom made for you star trek fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 *jumps on the bandwagon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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