whitedragon Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 with my spoof that is the prolog a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...oh never mind lets just get on with it. *Gandalf rides on his carraige singing "Follow the yellow brick road" * Frodo: Gandalf! You're back! Gandalf: What about my back? Frodo: You know what I mean! It is so good to see you! Gandalf: So, my young hobbit, your infactuation has not ceased, I see. Frodo: Pfft! Like that can happen! Anyway, on to more things,how is the world? Gandalf: You know i cant tell you important things Frodo: Well thats good to hear! Tell me, Will you be going to uncle Bilbo's birthday party? Gandalf: They aren't bringing back that clown this year, are they? Frodo: After last year, I doubt it! *frodo gets off carraige* Frodo: Well, see you later! Gandalf mutters under his breath on a lose up shot: good riddance....... *gandalf rides up to bilbos house and knocks on the door* bilbo: oh do come in *gandalf goes to the side of the door and opens it with his staff. a shotgun blast goes through the door and bilbo comes out with a shotgun and looks around* gandalf: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD bilbo: oh hello gandalf i uh...thought you were a sackvillbaggins gandalf: nevermind that do you have the old toby bilbo: shhhhh later *they both go inside* bilbo: i need to ask you a question. do any rings ever talk to you gandalf: so what do you have to drink ring: eat at joe's eat at joe's eat at joe's eat at joe's bilbo: yeah....by the way im going away and im takeing the evil ring with me gandalf: just tea thank you *later. bilbo gives his birthday speech* bilbo: you all suck so bye *bilbo dissapears* frodo: ohhhhhhhhh boy gandalf: ok got to run frodo *afew days later frodo finds his house broken into* gandalf: BOO frodo: HOLY $#!+ gandalf: the ring is evil, thats why it talks frodo: you hear it to, thank God ring: HEY I HAVE FEELINGS TOO gandalf:......yeah so i need to see the obviously evil saruman and get my ass kicked. you need to go to bree and make sure that if you hear tom bombadil shoot him *they hear a noise and gandalf pulls sam out of thin air* sam: ack gardening at night gandalf: whatever. i need some one to loose frodo sam: dont worry mr. gandalf i wont loose him gandalf: thats not what i said *all three are in a spooky part of the forest* gandalf: so um bye *gandalf takes out two empty halves of coconuts and starts banging them together as he galops away* frodo: this is gonna be one long spoof *gandalf meets radagast the brown* gandalf: your not supposed to be in the movie radagast: where are you going gandalf: isengard radagast: are you rideing on a horse gandalf: yes radagast: your useing coconuts gandalf: what radagast: you have two empty halves of coconut and your banging them to gether. where did you get them gandalf: i found them radagast: in the shire? the coconut is tropicle. this is a temperate zone gandalf: LOOK ITS ELVIS *gandalf slips away* gandalf: saruman the dark lord whats his name...star man has found the ring in the shire. saruman: and you dident notice it before. have you been smokeing old toby again. *they go inside* gandalf: WHAT YOUR JOINING SAMMEY saruman: he said hed give me 5 bucks *gandalf gets ass kicked and frodo, sam, mary and pippin* pippen: SHROOMS frodo: scary scream from man in black roab usually means to get off the road *nazgul appears banging coconuts together* nazgul#1: where is this person shire from the land of baggins. *sniff sniff* i smell shrooms. ring: IM DOWN HERE YOU PUTTS *nazgul goes after shrooms instead* mary: it gets dark really fast around here *nazgul chase hobbits to boat and frodo falls in water* nazgul#1: HA HA HA HA HA HA *hobbits go to pranceing pony and drink* pippen: FOOD mary: BEER sam: SPOOKY MAN IN CORNER *agenct all odds by throwing the ring in the air frodo gets it stuck on his finger* sam, mary, pippen: ohhhhhhhhh boy *frodo finds himself in weard shadow world* sauron: peeek a boo frodo: HOLY $#!+ *frodo takes off ring* aragorn: do it again uh i mean come with me frodo: can i ask you a personal question do you uh wash your hair aragorn: am i scary frodo: no *scean changes nazgul stabing beds and finding out that the hobbits arent there* nazgul#2: do you know if there are any ring makers in bree *hobbits and strider get to weather top* frodo:i hope you know strider that when you wander off where ever your going mary and pippen are going to do something stupid to attract evil. aragorn: yes but i must rescue you hobbits in my own perticular...uh sam: idiem aragorn: IDIEM nazgul#1: whats going on nazgul#2: some migets are makeing smoke signals that say "baggins is here" nazgul#1: im glad they know where that place is cause its not on the map *nazgul attack hobbits* nazgul#1: so do you guys know a mr. shire from... sam: BACK YOU DEVILS nazgul#1: ouch man thats harsh *frodo gets stabbed* nazgul#2: hey aragorn do you think that you could just scare us away like in the book aragorn: sorry but i must fight you more uh... nazgul#3: dramaticly aragorn: DRAMATICLY *aragorn + hobbits meet up with arwen* sam: WOAH BABE-O-RAMA arwen: so you dont wash you hair on journeys aragorn: oh shut up *nazgul try to ask arwen for directions* nazgul#1: hi uh were lost arwen: if you want him come and clame him nazgul#2: dose he owe us money or something *big wave shaped like horses sweep nazgul away* all nazgul: HOLY $#!+ frodo: gasp choke cough arwen: oh dont be such a baby *and now we go to the happy land of rivendell* gandalf: ah old toby frodo: gandalf *gandalf hides pipe* gandalf: ok now time for flashbacks saruman: embrace the power of the ring or embrace your own destruction! gandalf: there is only one lord of the rings, and i cant remember his name...LOOK ITS TONY DANZA *gandalf hitches a ride with the lord of the eagles* saruman: gandalf? frodo: your not makeing any sence gandalf: fool of a took you know i cant tell you importent things frodo: wrong hobbit Elrond : Welcome to the Matrix, wait, I mean Rivendell, Mr. Anderson err uh, Frodo Baggins. frodo: ohhhhhh boy *legolas and unimportent elves arive. gimli and unimportent dwarves arive. boromir and old farts of gondor arive. boromir drops the shards of narsil * boromir: oops aragorn: im trying to read arwen: all aragorn wants to do is read his book, he has no time for me gimli: there there. hey do you want to play a game of hide the helmet arwen: how do you play *then other things happend and aragorn managed to finish "a catcher in the rhy"......meanwhile at elronds councel* elrond: big bombad sauron has found ring and him mucho happey. all:....what elrond: you dont like my boss nass empression all:.......... elrond: you have to take the ring into mordor and you all my die hororable deaths. any questions...gimli gimli: how do elves walk on snow elrond: any intelegent questions...boromir boromir: can i borow the ring elrond: no. so who wants to die frodo: ill go. the ring is driveing me insane with repeatingthat damn poem ring: everyone hates me no one loves me im gonna eat some worms aragorn: you have my sword legolas: and my bow gimli: and my accent gandalf: well i have nothing better to do boromir: youll need some conflict for the story sam: im not supposed to loose frodo mary, pippen: youll need comic releaf elrond: well at least we'll only loose one elf gandalf: well elrond we cant screw up too bad elrond: no gandalf your men are already dead uh i mean good luck *annnnnd there off....first they try to go around the misty mountians* gandalf: no we cant go that way gimli: well that was a waste of time *then they try to go on top of it* gimli: how do elves walk on snow legolas: its the shoes gimli: cool. new balence gandalf: no we cant go here eather gimli: who wants to go to the spooky place *all but gandalf raise hands* gandalf: what have i gotten myself into *they go to moria and find everyones dead* gimli: i thought something was funney when i dident get any christmas cards for 60 years *frodo gets violated by "the watcher in the water" and all get traped in the mines* pippen: they still have malt beer here right...right??? gandalf: im lost boromir: who put him in charge again legolas: there arent any trees here gimli: .....its a cave. i like it. its nice and snug on these sharp rocks aragorn: dwarves are so weard gimli: thats not what arwen thought when we played hide the helmet aragorn; WHAT!!! *aragorn starts chokeing gimli and gandalf remembers just in time then they see the great hall of dwarrowdell* aragorn: dwarrowdell gimli: dwarrowdell gandalf: dwarrowdell legolas: its only a model all: shhhh *gimli gets mopey over baliens death and gandalf finds oris long lost diary* gandalf: "bought the new jedi knight 2 game and i can own dori any day on MP" *skips abit* "they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have bard the gates but cannot hold them for long. drums, drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark. we cannot get out....they are comming........P.S. if i get out of this i need to remember to pay gimli that 5 bucks i owe him. *pippen attracks the preasence of evil and thus big fight breaks out* gimli: were in my own country and the elf get the better fight sceans peter jackson: yeah throw those rocks you hobbits *frodo gets stabed but has dwarf mail to protect him* gandalf: aww shoot uh i mean horray for dwarf mail *balrog appears and chases them. gimli thinks he can make a 50 foot jump...right. balrog chases them to the bridge of kazad dum "dont you just love to say those words* gandalf: YOU CANNOT PASS balrog: hey your that wizard who stole my wallet gandalf: uh....YOU SHALL NOT PASS *gandalf and balrog fall into an abyss "bye bye" hobbits have a teary moment* boromir: dont cry gimli gimli: LET GO OF ME YOU OAF aragorn: quit crying you wusses gimli: i hope that was the horn of gondor that you were jabbing into my cheast *they go to woods of lothloriean* gimli: they say there is a great elf witch who lives in these woods mary: ooooooo spooooky gimli:but she wont get me, i have foxy eyes haldir:the dwarf breaths so loud that...HOLY, jeese dwarf what did you eat gimli:gaze into my foxy eyes elf *haldir ignors gimli* aragorn:forgive the company i travel with. they're all...well...stupid *they meet galadriel* all: TURN OFF THOSE FREAKING LIGHTS galadriel: muwhahahaha scary arent i *yada yada yada blah blah blah* galadriel: fairwell frodo baggins. i give you this...shiney thing frodo: where do you put the quarter *companey gets to amon hen* gimli: recover strength!? what do you mean by that! legolas: alot of orcs are on the other side. can we go aragorn: ummmmm no *boromir fights frodo for the ring* boromir: ITS NOT FAIR *frodo dissapears and goes off to mordor with sam* sam: im not supposed to loose you frodo: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD *aragorn legolas and gimli kill half saurons army in woods, boromir gets killed and mary and pippen get captured "perfect end to a perfect day" they put boromir in a boat and bury him* gimli: the boats stuck on a rock aragorn: er legolas: dont look at me, im not getting it THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 l...l...long! I'll read it tommarow, I'm gonna finish my homework.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I kinda stopped after when Gandolf sung Yellow brick road, is it suppose to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break_dF Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 yeah...waaaay too much free time man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 lol That was hilarious. Orin ownz Balin in JK2 any day...hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 Originally posted by Break_dF yeah...waaaay too much free time man... ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO FINISH THAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break_dF Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 So long that even your keyboard is tired of lower case letters?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 beutiful work man, love the ending line for legolaus. heehee, too well crafted. keep it up and get a TTT version up soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I thought it was good WhiteDragon! Don't listen to the I enjoyed the detail in which you presented your story!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ondrahosek Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I also made a spoof, Episode 1 - The Phantom Mean A**. I learned how to use Flash MX while doing it. Anybody who wants to see it reply to this post and if at least 5 people want to I will upload it (QuickTime). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 where are teh cliff notes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SettingShadow Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 LMAO.... Thats just to good....... I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I hope that you pasted that on. It's very Long.............. Jokes are good pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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