capt_barbarian Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 You're A Redneck Jedi When 1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling, and long-distance spitting. 2. More than half the droids you own don't function. 3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I. Q. 4. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married. 5. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while vacationing on Hoth. 6. Your moonshine is made on the moon. 7. You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. 8. Sandpeople back down from your mama. 9. You've used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a DUI. 10. You've strangled people with the force because they laughed at your accent. 11. You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. 12. You've argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. 13. A Wookie has told you that you need to shave. 14. You've wrecked several landspeeders while lighting cigarettes with your lightsaber. 15. You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. 16. You've gone AT-AT tipping. 17. Jabba's pig guards think you have a hygiene problem. 18. You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper. 19. The Rancor monster refused to eat you. 20. You discovered that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Dood. *points at Yodas Swamp* yoink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_barbarian Posted November 2, 2002 Author Share Posted November 2, 2002 my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 lol... i think i've seen that before, but its still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_barbarian Posted November 2, 2002 Author Share Posted November 2, 2002 i have done 19 of the 20 things one more and im a Redneck Jedi (a Redneck Jedi is a jedi wannbe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 I've never seen that before... ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 I saw this at the Jedi Knight Humour site, it was more to do with Jedi Knight than the overall Jedi. Then the site got shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :rofl:Thats the funniest thing Ive seen all week! Gamorians think you have a hygene prob:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 4 and 20 are the funniest imo.... hehe 420.... sorry, anyways good work man. any luck more smart ppl will contribute some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 its so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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