Elijah Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 LOL... i know this is a fake but i just found it funny that i got this email: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE -------------------------------------- Your contact was availed to me by the chamber of commerce. It was given to me because of my diplomatic status as I did not disclose the actual reasons for which I sought your contact. But I was assured That you are reputable and trustworthy if you will be of assistance. I am Laurent Mpeti Kabila (Jnr) the second son of Late President LAURENT DESIRE KABILA the immediate Past president of the DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO in Africa who was murdered by his opposition through his personal bodyguards in his bedroom on Tuesday 16th January, 2001. I have the privilege of being mandated by my father colleagues to seek your immediate and urgent co-operation to receive into your bank account the sum of US $25m.(twenty-five million Dollars) and some thousands carats of Diamond. This money and treasures was lodged in a vault with a security firm in Europe and South-Africa. SOURCES OF DIAMONDS AND FUND In August 2000, my father as a defence minister and president has a meeting with his cabinet and armychief about the defence budget for 2000 to 2001 which was US $700m. so he directed one of his best friend. Frederic Kibasa Maliba who was a minister of mines and a political party leader known as the Union Sacree de, I opposition radicale et ses allies (USORAL) to buy arms with US $200m on 5th January 2001; for him to finalized the arms deal, my father was murdered. f.K. Maliba (FKM) and I have decided to keep the money with a foreigner after which he will use it to contest for the political election. Inspite of all this we have resolved to present your or your company for the firm to pay it into your nominated account the above sum and diamonds. This transaction should be finalized within seven (7) working days and for your co-operation and partnership, we have unanimously agreed that you will be entitled to 5.5% of the money when successfully receive it in your account. The nature of your business is not relevant to the successful execution of this transaction what we require is your total co-operation and commitment to ensure 100% risk-free transaction at both ends and to protect the persons involved in this transaction, strict confidence and utmost secrecy is required even after the successful conclusion of this transaction. If this proposal is acceptable to you, kindly provide me with your personal telephone and fax through my E-mail box for immediate commencement of the transaction. All correspondence is for the attention of my counsel: I count on your honour to keep my secret, SECRET. Looking forward for your urgent reply Thanks. Best Regards MPETI L. KABILA (Jnr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 i hate it when it get crap like that in my mail box. i know its a free feature (hotmail), but do they really need to give ur email to al those advertisers? i needed to put the filter option to extreme so i only recieve mail in my inbox from some1 i know. i get like 20spam mails evry day in my bulk mail folder. why dont they get i dont want their crap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 On one e-mail acount, I have so much mail, I can't recieve any more. all junk mail! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 then delete some....but me, i wish i could get email, but no one emails me any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 hotmails been doin that for the past like 6 months now. it used to be fine, no dumb e-mails from unknown sources, lol. i always get em now, it sux. so im like padanime, all i get in my inbox is people in my address book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 3, 2002 Author Share Posted November 3, 2002 heh... aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 The first time I got that email, I read it, and laughed so hard. And now my server has a spam client that actually keeps spam out! *Other people stare in awe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 thats why you never open mail from strangers, kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrSk8er Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 its gay i started gettin email from century21 about buyin houses...whats a 15 year old gonna buy a house with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 3, 2002 Author Share Posted November 3, 2002 bah... how do i know they are strangers if i dont know what it says O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Bomber's right, I've got one word......DELETE. Thank you drive through........*shrugs* I'm in a weird mood now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 So what ya gonna do with all that money Just delete it if you havent already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 3, 2002 Author Share Posted November 3, 2002 mmm... i just thought it may be a freind of mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian Omega Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Heheheh, I never get spam! *Sees a bunch of people jaw drop* Eh, shouldn't have said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 I abuse my block function......every junkmail i recieve i block the sender.....has limited the number of crappy emails i get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 3, 2002 Author Share Posted November 3, 2002 at least it isnt as bad as AOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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