Yom Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 "did any one tell you that u are mutch cutter...when you DONT TALK" -me "stop poking meee" some one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Data after getting emotions chip in Star Trek: Generations. Sort of an inside joke/parody towards the very movie he's in: "I just love scanning for lifeforms." Cue tempo from some famous song, being keyed out on the Ops console, "Life forms..... you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms... Where... Are.... You???" End bleeps and blaps relative to the Star Trek computer. End Scene Another good one is from The Shining. No its not "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY!" True its good but but I like, this one more. knock knock knock "LITTLE PIGS!! LITTLE PIGGS!! LET ME COME IN!! NOT BY THE HAIR ON YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN?!?!?! THEN I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL BLOOOOOOW YOUR HOUSE IN!!" BANG sound of broadaxe cleaving a door. End Scene LOL I just remember another one from of all things Star Trek The motion picture. Its of course Deforest Kelly as "Bones." "Spock... this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth..... Now whad d'you suggest we do.....? Spank it!?!" (Get your head outta the gutters perv's) One from Lethal Weapon 4. This is classic, as many of the quotes from all the Lethal Weapon movies are. Kind of offensive to Asians so be warned (even though its mild): Mel Gibson: "Fly Lice?" The asian actor (forget his name) "Fly Lice? It is FRIED RICE, YOU PLICK!!" One of my fave rant's/quotes is from Full Metal Jacket. R. Lee Ermey goe's on a torrid rant towards a private under his command. It's to long to quote so i'll just let you, go dl it or something just to refresh yer memories. Oh try to guess this one. "DAMN I'M GOOOOOOD!!!!!! CAN YOU FEEL, THAT HUH!! CAN YOU FEEL IT?? CAPTAIN COMPOST!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Dont you mean the Shinning Hyperglide? *chop chop chop* Heeeerrrreess Johnny!...Doh! *chop chop* Daaaavid Letterman! Hi David Im Grandpa! Doh! *chop* Im Mike Wallace, Im Lesley Stahl, Im Morley Safer, Im Steve Croft, and Im Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by JediNyt Dont you mean the Shinning Hyperglide? *chop chop chop* Heeeerrrreess Johnny!...Doh! *chop chop* Daaaavid Letterman! Hi David Im Grandpa! Doh! *chop* Im Mike Wallace, Im Lesley Stahl, Im Morley Safer, Im Steve Croft, and Im Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm as confused as a muse trying to install a fuse as a ruse to bait some jews, drunk from booze?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 13, 2002 Author Share Posted December 13, 2002 "to be or not to be that is the question. weather it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune"-hamlet youd best un f*** yourself soldger or i will unscrew your head and s*** dow your neck-full metal jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 My sig should say everything that you need to know!! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 'Life's a piece of **** when you look at it, Lifes a laugh and deaths the final word' Monty Python's Life of Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 bet you havent heard the first one 1. "Do or do not, there is no try," -Master Yoda 2."I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."- Bilbo Baggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomyr Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." -- Albert Einstein "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein "So many strange things have chanced that to learn the praise of a fair lady under the loving strokes of a Dwarf's axe will seem no great wonder" --Eomer, TTT, in response to Gimil's promise to education him on the virutes of Galadriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 15, 2002 Author Share Posted December 15, 2002 Originally posted by Solomyr [b"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein [/b] ant it the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X R Kun Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 You know what my daddy taught me? Nothing. Cyrus the Virus in Con-Air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war (3.1) Shakespear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 "I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun.... We're gonna have so much FVCKING fun we'll be singing zippity do da outta our A$$HOLES!!" Chevy Chase's character from National Lampoon's Vacation. I love that quote it made me piss my pants and cry and puke at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LONGBOW19 Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 look at signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<Im Yo Pusha> Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 get stoned everyday like jesus - jay-z blueprint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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