BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Ok, in comemoration to a once big thread on another forum I have been frequenting, I'm opening the TaS thread. I'm hoping this'll work out, so here are the rules. The point of this is for the actual story that is going to be funny, or pointless, which is also funny Thou shalt speak only about things that connect to the Star Wars universe and you can add characters from ANY OTHER SHOW/MOVIE, just don't put yourself in the story. You can use the "Yoda said: blah blah blah", or Yoda said that <insert text>, (forgot what was the name for the styles of writing in English, erm formal/informal?) doesn't matter as long as it's short It has to be one or MAX two lines big, always giving a chance for the next poster to continue the story, therefore DON'T post essays, in order to be an easy read Have fun, the sky is the limit on this one, you can pretty much do whatever you want in the one-two lines that you get, keep it funny if you want to, keep it monotone if you want to, the important thing is to KEEP it also this isn't to gather points, this is for an anneversary LONG overdue and it SHOULD be funny since Star Wars has an all BIG rounder... I'll start: One day Mace Windu went to Yoda to ask for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 One day Mace Windu went to Yoda to ask for a pair of pants that didnt make his ass look fat when wearing his robes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...however what Yoda gave him was an undersized dirty robe which Mace took to Obi-Wan so he could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...fetch the apples from the garden that fell from a sith attack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...which left them smelly, rotten, and with some kind of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..happy fume, that makes obi-wan think he can become a Super Saiyan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...but then he snapped out of it and went on a quest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...to slay the bubblegum banana king of Ireland... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle_e7 Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...However, The bubblegum banana king got word of his arrival and laid a trap for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..seven rumwraiths of Ireland to dispatch the insane yet creative fool who we call the hero... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 .....who was currently getting a hair cut for his big adventure, but suddenly...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ... A sith called Jedi2k2 came for revenge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Jedi2k2 ignited his saber and plunged into a Sith leap and sliced Obi-Wans hair off, then Obi-Wan got really p***ed off and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuickSilverEye Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...grabs for his saber to strike back but it´s not there he left it at the hairdresser. Jedi2k2 strikes again and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 .. Obi-Wan moves out of the way and uses a Jedi Mind trick on Jedi2k2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 which then becomes confused and runs straight into a wall, and obi-wan returns to the hairdresser.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..only to find yoda starting a disco party with the other jedi's.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle_e7 Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..Obi wan joins in the party and breakdances with Yoda, then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 he remembers about the quest he set out on... -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..and so, obi-wan decided he was l33t and walked back to jedi2k2 only to find him to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 .....dancing with yoda and his Ewok friend, Wicket. Obi screamed when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 he saw Chewbacca dancing with the Spiritual Form of Qui-Gon Jinn, which could only mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 that Obi had had a little to must jawa juice. Qui-Gon turned towards Obi and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..laughed about his old robes he wore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ....Qui-Gon took his robes off and was censored by cleaver positioning of the camera, a monkey threw a ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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