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"Ancient Chinese Proverbs"


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Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

 

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucious say:

 

He who laughs last thinks slowest

 

Distant water won't help to put out a fire close at hand

 

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness

 

Do not employ handsome servants

 

Do not remove a fly from your friend's head with a hatchet

 

A vacant mind is open to all suggestions as a hollow building echoes all sounds

 

 

Now some humorous ones:

 

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

 

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands

 

Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face

 

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants

 

Man who sit on tack get point

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Regarding my above post:

Look closely, and you'll see the ";)" smiley.

 

Yes, they're hilarious.

 

Political correctness sucks. It's a result of people who sit around looking for more things they can complain about.

I'll have to say I disagree with that one, though. My cousin is Chinese and my uncle is Uruguyan. And I'm a blonde :D

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