Boba Rhett Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Man with hand in pocket all day feel cocky.......! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 These aren't very politically correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Those are funny! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. I liked this one most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Confucious say: He who laughs last thinks slowest Distant water won't help to put out a fire close at hand Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness Do not employ handsome servants Do not remove a fly from your friend's head with a hatchet A vacant mind is open to all suggestions as a hollow building echoes all sounds Now some humorous ones: Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants Man who sit on tack get point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Oh man...These are hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 man with 3 balls cannot walk strait... man with 1 ball just pitiful (sorry bout that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Sure, they're a bit funny, but why Chinese? Can't you ever be politically correct ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 Ya know, I was sitting here just waiting for you to complain about the political correctness of this. Political correctness sucks. It's a result of people who sit around looking for more things they can complain about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Regarding my above post: Look closely, and you'll see the ";)" smiley. Yes, they're hilarious. Political correctness sucks. It's a result of people who sit around looking for more things they can complain about. I'll have to say I disagree with that one, though. My cousin is Chinese and my uncle is Uruguyan. And I'm a blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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