Kainite Posted January 18, 2003 Posted January 18, 2003 Right just to state first that this isn't serious, I'm not that much of a goof. Just wrote this for a laugh, bout the attitudes of all the 'l337' players L337 0w/\/4G3 I’m a l337 Haxor I ownzor you all Now I’m at my peak Impossible to fall With my roxoring strafe jumping I am oh so fast I’m an amazing player How long will this last? With my amazing skills Your techniques aren’t worth poo I’ll jump around, kill some guy And then I’ll rocket you I am just so l337 I am so damn good Me with me, you’ll join the rest You will wind up dead I’ll cap you in the head Did you hear what I said? PH34R /\/\3 I’ll roxor you, you n00b Don’t you dare challenge me I’d cut you up and spit you out And you would hardly see You know that I’m the best I’m the one you should pH34R I sneak up behind your ass You wouldn’t even hear Don’t bitch at me bout laming And get on with the game Now quit with your complaining Your crap, I’m good, what a shame Whether deathmatch, CTF or some other mod The principles all the same I’ll own your ass n00b You will cower at my name Don’t even speak to me You are not worthy You bitch like my mum And you fight like a girly So now you’ve been creamed What you gonna do? Betta run away n00b Before I ownzor j00
Kainite Posted January 19, 2003 Author Posted January 19, 2003 lol wow I have fans, I'll let you know when it goes platinum
Break_dF Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Originally posted by Kainite lol wow I have fans, I'll let you know when it goes platinum No you don't.
Kainite Posted January 19, 2003 Author Posted January 19, 2003 Its just a joke man, and you obviously thought it was worth posting Sorry if this song upsets you cos its aimed at people like you, but it is very true, kinda.
Break_dF Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 I was just pointing out the fact that you have no fans. I laughed AT the song, not with it. GJ.
FK|FallenOne Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 LMAO @ Break. Here's my version.... Teh ghey, teh ghey Saber RPG noobs are teh ghey Teh ghey, teh ghey Teh RPG all da day Saber up, time to die Saber down, run and hide To bad they suck, I wonder why Their own server rules, they never abide Teh ghey, teh ghey Saber RPG noobs are teh ghey Teh ghey, teh ghey Teh RPG all da day They WALK up to you saber down You pull out a rocket launcher and go to town They type to the server WTF?! You laugh at them and reply STFU!!! Teh ghey, teh ghey Saber RPG noobs are teh ghey Teh ghey, teh ghey Teh RPG all da day Policing server's, looking for lamers They find you owning some flamers Five of them surround you tight A couple rockets and you've won the fight Teh ghey, teh ghey Saber RPG noobs are teh ghey Teh ghey, teh ghey Teh RPG all da day. Now listen closely, you know it's true You got ownered through and through Go RPG on Galaxies Leave this game to da Tres Elite! HAHAHAHAH </sarcastic ass-titude>
BlackDove Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Originally posted by Kainite Right just to state first that this isn't serious, I'm not that much of a goof. Just wrote this for a laugh, bout the attitudes of all the 'l337' players L337 0w/\/4G3 I’m a l337 Haxor I ownzor you all Now I’m at my peak Impossible to fall With my roxoring strafe jumping I am oh so fast I’m an amazing player How long will this last? With my amazing skills Your techniques aren’t worth poo I’ll jump around, kill some guy And then I’ll rocket you I am just so l337 I am so damn good Me with me, you’ll join the rest You will wind up dead I’ll cap you in the head Did you hear what I said? PH34R /\/\3 I’ll roxor you, you n00b Don’t you dare challenge me I’d cut you up and spit you out And you would hardly see You know that I’m the best I’m the one you should pH34R I sneak up behind your ass You wouldn’t even hear Don’t bitch at me bout laming And get on with the game Now quit with your complaining Your crap, I’m good, what a shame Whether deathmatch, CTF or some other mod The principles all the same I’ll own your ass n00b You will cower at my name Don’t even speak to me You are not worthy You bitch like my mum And you fight like a girly So now you’ve been creamed What you gonna do? Betta run away n00b Before I ownzor j00 Can't believe someone actually took the time out of their life to create this garbage. Now Fallen on the other hand has some serious talent...
FK|FallenOne Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 HAHAHHA I PWN ALLZ TEH GHEY SABZ RPG NOOBZ! MEH RHYMES ROXORS JOO!
lllKyNeSlll Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Omfg this is the funniest post ive ever read.
Kainite Posted January 20, 2003 Author Posted January 20, 2003 lol really ? MC Kainite and DJ Fallen, rockin da mic.
Kstar__2 Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 *thinks that the age of the people posting is around 11 years old* man, how bad can you flame and say you are "teh best" in one post? god you are all pathatic. real noobs, so to say. (this is not pointed at the songs, but pointed at the persons)
FK|FallenOne Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 LOL Break. K--star obviously doesn't understand sarcasm. IT'S A JOKE YOU FREAKING DOUCHE! And JoO bE teH GhEy NoOb!
Kstar__2 Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Originally posted by Break_dF I was just pointing out the fact that you have no fans. I laughed AT the song, not with it. GJ. now tell me again:rolleyes:
Kainite Posted January 21, 2003 Author Posted January 21, 2003 I'm sure I have at least one fan. Some guy out there who nvr posts and just reads the forums thinking "OMG that guy Kainite is sooooo kool, I want his babies, where can I get a T-Shirt with his face on it?" If its so pathetic then stop posting Personally I'm amazed I've got so many replies ha ha, thought it'd just be glimpsed over and gone straight to bottom of list, thanx very much By the way I didn't actually just sit down and write this, was bored at work.
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