Lord Fergie Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
mercatfat Posted January 21, 2003 Posted January 21, 2003 Darthfergie, I'm sorry you have to put up with a brother like him. Not to mention one that quotes Bill Murray and spells the name incorrectly.
TheMadDoofer Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 Mods! *uses mod closing whistle* Why do you post this stuff anyway?
Lord Fergie Posted January 23, 2003 Author Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by TheMadDoofer Mods! *uses mod closing whistle* Why do you post this stuff anyway? Nobody had posted in a year so I thought it could be my rambleing forum
Lord Fergie Posted January 23, 2003 Author Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by mercatfat Darthfergie, I'm sorry you have to put up with a brother like him. Not to mention one that quotes Bill Murray and spells the name incorrectly. IF you dis the sig aleast say it was in my sig or quote don't mislead these poor people by letting them think Bill Murray could say the topic post:cool:
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