Lemon Head Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...about the new '2 for 3' special going on at the new grog bar on the other side of town for the "finer swashbuckling clientelle". He was so disgusted at this flagrant social extortion that he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...wrenched out his golden locks, rendering himself bald and ugly, and in dire need of medical attention. Luckily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 He could hold his breath for 30 seconds, which was very helpful because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ....Luckily Spiffy the Dog leapt into action, barking wildly. Then around the mountain came a thousand rabid monkeys. The monkeys and the dog ran at Guybrush. The outcome of this was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ...the manufacturs of INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GOPHER REPELLANT made a mint from the calamity. But just as the noise was abating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 .. A mysterious screech came from the INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GOPHER REPELLANT factory assembly line , and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 the screech made guybrush go deaf. of course, the screech had been a voodoo cannonball exploding. thinking that guybrush was in the factory, elaine slapped her forehead and exclaimed, "oh, no!" what happened next was even worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 LeChuck comes from behind a tree, zipping his pants. When he sees Guybrush he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ...Pulls his pants back down again because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 he... erm... ddnt think he had finished it... O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ...this was all far too disturbing for words, so both elaine and guybrush turned away quickly, only to come face to face with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...Governer Phatt Naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 !! what are you trying to do with my thread hellbeard..... this isn't a place to post your sexual fantasys !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by mariusfinnstun !! what are you trying to do with my thread hellbeard..... this isn't a place to post your sexual fantasys !! lol! indeed not. Let us keep this thread osidiously clean and family-entertainment-friendly. ...just then, a time-space anomalie caused the entire universe to rewind by two posts, so in fact what they really came face to face with was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 um..... a three headed monkey ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...that had a banana in his pocket... or at least thats wot we all hope (MI1 injoke ... get it? any1? ... forget it... :\ Guybrush, with his witty insults, quickly said to the tree-headed monkey...: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop Guybrush, with his witty insults, quickly said to the tree-headed monkey...: ..."Alright you sub-normal simian, make like your head and leaf!", to which the multi-craniumed primate answered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ..."no, no, no, you got it all wrong! It's make like a tree and Get Outta Here!!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...Guybrush raised a solitary eyebrow. "How the heck would a monkey know the laws of insults, or be able to speak for that matter?!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 - "hey I've been following you for four games , some of it was bound to rub off . And now .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I can finally reveal to you the reason I've been following you. I can also settle that mystery that has been plaguing you for years..." "How Elaine could be married to a gimp like me?" "No, the OTHER mystery..." "You don't mean...?" said Guybrush with baited breath The monkey looked at Guybrush in a way that unsettled him, "Yes, none other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...The Prophecy of the Porcelain Stallion! There was dead silence, Guybrush could almost have sworn he heard some tense music a long way off. He gave a noticable grimace. "Porcelain? If you've relly been following my adventures you'd know i HATE porcelain!" The monkey gave him a wry smile. "Yes indeed, but do you know why?". Guybrush began to splutter with indignation. "Of course I...well it was obviously...um...it's plain to see..." The monkey continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...you see, your father was a pot maker and one day he got really angry and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 broke his pottery wheel, there was a gigantic shock, and you got electrocuted. that's what you're so retarded, and still many people's favorite guy compared to the rest of the people you hang out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Just what are you saying??" damanded Guybrush ~ Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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